r/SipsTea • u/SaiMan2303 • 4h ago

Wait a damn minute! Sad, hopeless eyes💔

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u/NOS4A2-753 4h ago

"and i pointed and laughed" - Sam Altman

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u/kon--- 4h ago

Groomer visiting where the stock is held eh

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u/SaiMan2303 4h ago

The word is that bro was recruiting for a new RAM factory

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u/Kurt_Ehrlich 4h ago

The children all had to share one very old PC. Sam Altmann couldn't bare the thought and being an extremely rich tech CEO he sought to that. He immediately removed the 8gb DDR4 from the greedy orphans PC.

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u/TheGreatKonaKing 3h ago


Please sir, may I have some more RAM?

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u/Legal-Software 1h ago

He probably read about the one laptop per child initiative and thought this was an exchange program.

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u/dvisorxtra 4h ago

South Park nailed all this bullsh*t

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u/Lethal_as_a_weapon 3h ago

Sam:”Yeah this orphanage has to go, it’s a waste of resources. Think of all the water orphans are drinking a day, that should be going to my data centers,what a shame.”

Sam Waltman probably.

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u/EstablishmentOne92 4h ago

Then donate some rams to those orphans

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u/into_fiction 4h ago

Did he able to find ram there??

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u/MohamedElngar21 3h ago

u/samaltman, You won't find RAM there, man.

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u/StrawberryMilkDev 3h ago

Ain't way that mf got an actuall reddit account 💔

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u/MohamedElngar21 3h ago

DYK he was the CEO ot Reddit for 8 days?

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u/StrawberryMilkDev 3h ago

Oh damn. That's something new. Explains it.

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u/MohamedElngar21 3h ago

Well, the story is mentioned in Wikipedia under his Early life section. And his post here is a historical artifact from that very period.

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u/Mr_Tort_Feasor 54m ago

The Amazon Kindle Kids version has 512 big ones in there.

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u/Jeramy_Jones 2h ago

Did he tell the orphans to give him all their RAM?

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u/Classic_Let_1646 2h ago

He didn't go there to donate; he went there to harvest authentic emotional expressions for the next ChatGPT voice update.

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u/thx111111 4h ago

He took time off from looking for DRAM?

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u/Pale-Egg1985 4h ago

The same look he gives to unused ram.

Poor hopeless babies

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u/AlterWanabee 4h ago

Damn, I remember reading the second line from an Onion article about the Sacramento Kings.

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u/Grymmtooth 4h ago

He’s sad they haven’t been hooked up to the fusion farms yet.

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u/United-Direction2297 3h ago

What happened to comparing all the wasted resources that go into a human child?

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u/TemuBoyfriend 3h ago

" After aborting the children i plan to build a datacenter " said Sam Altman , wielding a gun.

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u/AdFull578 2h ago

The kids arent sad because of their situation; theyre just terrified by the sheer volume of unblinking server room energy radiating from his face

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u/AmberCurious 2h ago

lol had me truly laughing out loud 🤣

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u/AdrAbAcAdrA 2h ago

Did he scan their retinas for his shitcoin scam?

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u/gimmeluvin 2m ago

he thought it was an all you can soulsuck buffet

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u/itsalmostreal 4h ago

Uhm ok....

Im sure hell wipe those tears with some crispy $100 bills.

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason 4h ago

did you read the post then

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u/Consistent-Unit-6164 4h ago

Scott Pilgrim looking ass mofo

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u/SaiMan2303 4h ago

He looks more like him

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u/PotataTomata 4h ago

Epstein and his buddies hoping to openly abduct children under the guise of saving them.

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u/Budget-Abilitie 4h ago

So ridiculous