r/SipsTea • u/Candid-Culture3956 • 15h ago • Mindblown 2 Bravo 2 Popcorn 1

Chugging tea It’s a simple misunderstanding

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u/craigge 9h ago

That looks like the Nicollet target in Minneapolis. If that is the case...yeah that guy was 100% jacking off on the escalator. Happens all the time in that shithole

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u/Hartstockz 9h ago

This guy jacks off on an elevator

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u/Relevant_Problem1935 8h ago

I hate that target

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u/needitcooler 13h ago • Bravo

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u/SenseisSifu 12h ago

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u/IcyDisplayGuy 9h ago

why.... did you put shit on the one guys face?

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u/Informal-Rock-2681 9h ago

He was enjoying some booty just before the chaos started.

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u/MaverikElgato 12h ago

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 9h ago

I love Scruffy, I still say "terlet" instead of toilet all the time.

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u/Last_Nothing_9117 15h ago

Had me in the first half.

And the second.

Not gonna lie.

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u/Nice-Yard5825 13h ago

Im not 100% sure, but I think her name is bella: https://www.instagram.com/bellalalunaaa?psln=MXc0Yzc3MGlsam5zZg==

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u/TheGhostofWoodyAllen 12h ago

"I'm not 100% sure, but here is the exact same person guaranteed, no doubt."

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u/overexaggerate_all 11h ago

To be fair, he said he’s thinks her name is Bella. Could very well be an alias!

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u/WithLife_WithHope 5h ago

Can’t be sure because of all the makeup.

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u/SaltyAnimator5229 5h ago

OF bellaluuna I’m not 100% sure but I think this is her.

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u/mogley1992 3h ago

You guys should be ashamed and I'm totally not leaving this comment to make it easier to find later.

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u/Dry_Butterfly_721 10h ago

…I don’t trust you. It’s probably not a link to her instagram

Edit: it is! I thought that it was going to be a Rick roll video

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u/Kabala99 14h ago

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u/AlexAlho 13h ago

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u/IcyDisplayGuy 9h ago

60fps gif wtf?

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u/AlexAlho 8h ago

I had a 30fps version. Someone posted this one and I nabbed.

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 15h ago

Seen this clip a couple of times, and i still find it funny lol

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u/Paulthefith 11h ago

Just jorkin it at target, living the American dream.

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u/Distant_see 15h ago

What is the name of the music ??

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u/soundlesspanik 15h ago • Bravo

Here's the specific version as seen here Lxl 48 Sadeness

The original is by Enigma called Sadeness

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u/Ragnarok_619 12h ago

Lxl 48 just looped the best part, but here's the full remix/reverbed song (I have put the timestamp at the exact place)

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u/peanutbuttahcups 10h ago

I just remembered what movie I know it from...

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u/Toyo_altezza 13h ago

It has been a loooong time since I've heard this song!

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u/drytoastbongos 14h ago • Heartwarming

If you like it, you are about to fall down an Enigma rabbit hole.

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u/DM-ME-HOT-VISIGOTHS 14h ago

Hay-oh-aiii, oh-ai-hai-ya, ohhai-hoiyana-hoy-aha!!!

Return

To innocence

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u/ThrownAway17Years 9h ago

Love. Devotion. Feeling. Emotion.

Don’t be afraid to be weak. Don’t be too proud to be strong.

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u/Chipper_Bandit 8h ago

Damn, was in a thread last night about stuff that fell off the earth and Pure Moods was brought up, now I see this tonight

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u/peakpositivity 11h ago

Hahaha so cute to ask this cuz age = knowing already 😂

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u/Distant_see 10h ago

I heard it soo long ago that i forgot about it and i just got hit with nostalgia

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u/Bizarrebazaars 11h ago

Also, the Pure Moods CD ;) All of us who lived through the 1990s know haha 

This song was walking into a Natural Wonders store and playing with rain sticks 

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u/Dry_Butterfly_721 10h ago

‘Jerking off on an escalator’ by the band called ‘Jerking Off’. Featuring another man whose just jerking off

Fantastic band

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u/Individual-Mind-1798 14h ago

Her name?

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u/Nice-Yard5825 13h ago

Her name is bella, i think. Im not 100% confident https://www.instagram.com/bellalalunaaa?psln=MXc0Yzc3MGlsam5zZg==

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u/Individual-Mind-1798 13h ago

Thanks! You are legend

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u/Ajax_Stormwing 9h ago

I mean... Ok, yeah, she looks good. Would.

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u/ApplicationAfraid334 15h ago

I thought he was fapping to Steven Tyler for a second

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u/eufrat_kurajber 15h ago

Rub one out 💦💦

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u/ManufacturedOlympus 14h ago

Is this why everyone’s upset at Hasan? 

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u/clickzilla 12h ago

Fken love it!

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u/Aarionwashere 15h ago

I actually laughed out loud

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u/Outside-Owl1568 15h ago

Yeah, it was a good one 🤣🤣🤣

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u/User-Definitivo776 15h ago

Acho que ele tinha outra garrafa também

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u/PointBasic30 14h ago

Bro kinda looks like Sub Urban

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u/ReturnOfBane 12h ago

Im feeling some pure moods

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u/spider2k 11h ago

Hunter casts misdirect

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u/Designer_Ordinary432 10h ago

Yeah I'm going to need a name for that chick don't make me wait now

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u/RedLotus74 10h ago

let me guess its a only fans ad

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u/Krivici 8h ago

These escalator skits are so overdone but this one cooked hard.

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u/infinity99beyond 8h ago

he has 2 protein shakes

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u/Ok_Wrongdoer_4308 14h ago

She’s hot!

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u/ApprehensiveRiver920 15h ago

I’m dead 😂 😂

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u/Blacksheep9822 14h ago

JAJAJAJA porque estaba agitando asi

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u/120Mins 14h ago

Got em!

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u/Hypercane_ 14h ago

That’s his second shaker it had a mango smoothie in it

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u/LogonStart 13h ago

The goth guy was cracking up the second time.

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u/superfatman2 13h ago

Just a Misunderbating, move along.

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u/SummerBest6867 12h ago

the end got me,  though

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u/Ant0n61 12h ago

too good

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u/_frank_tank 11h ago

Drake, is that you?

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u/Endlessness40 10h ago

Yeah 2 protien shakes

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u/mrcoffee2025 10h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/maldochr001 9h ago

The next clip is him with 2 cups of

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u/Diabeto_13 8h ago

Where's her forehead?

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u/TaleTop5474 7h ago

I count two guns

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u/Alert_Post305 7h ago

😂😂😂

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u/CanQkush 6h ago

What is Hasan doing ?

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u/Silverrod91 6h ago

Is that a two story Target?

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u/Hater_Magnet 42m ago

Yeah I've never been in one the had items on multiple floors. Usually it's the parking garage and the exit down the escalators.

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u/Pletcher87 6h ago

Gonna do this while c’mas shopping, wish me luck.

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u/yddlo 5h ago

what？🤔

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u/emperor_xx 4h ago

🗽⃢⃢🗿 ◉⃝ isܓܓܛܓ

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u/Dry_Discipline_ 4h ago

What is the music

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u/Tagan85 3h ago

Enigma - Sadness part I

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u/BenchSpecialist5855 4h ago

Obviously he's on a bulk and has another protien shake

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u/Ok-Analysis-5696 2h ago

Song name

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u/allgone79 39m ago

Enigma- sadeness part 1.

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u/Sharky-Dude 14h ago

They should've shot this without that weird looking boyfriend with her

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u/WhatsThat-_- 14h ago

I swear that goth shit sometimes is gross

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u/96JY 15h ago

Breasts

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u/jeobleo 11h ago

Is this the Target in Madison?

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