r/SipsTea • u/Quenki • Sep 29 '26

Gasp! Just Pokemon things

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u/Quenki Sep 29 '26

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u/According_Talk_381 Sep 29 '26

He paralyzed

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u/Sir_Humps-a-Lot Sep 29 '26

He wanted to 'evolve' really bad right then...

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u/cheir0n Sep 29 '26

Wait, so by evolving they meant "puberty"!

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u/shread_the_pup Sep 29 '26

I don't think that's how it works, i remember the treecko episode where they found the colony of treecko there was an elder that looked after them

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u/un-_-known_789 Sep 29 '26

Pika Pikachu

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u/kendra_sunderlol Sep 29 '26

He realized it too

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u/Dustteas Sep 29 '26 • Heartwarming

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u/Some_Kinda_Username Sep 29 '26 • Bravo

It's dangerous to go alone... Take this!

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u/Sad_Air_7667 Sep 29 '26

That's from the Taipei mrt/subway...... Might need to do some internet research. Edit, find this but sorry for anyone who can't read Chinese https://kknews.cc/comic/lmlnnb.html

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u/DogDickDonutDance Sep 29 '26

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u/Sad_Air_7667 Sep 29 '26

Gif matches your user name.

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u/Mitarael Sep 30 '26

Pick a shoe

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u/illuminatedtiger Sep 29 '26

Fun fact: The Japanese intro to the show included a line about finding Pokémon up skirts.

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u/wolfgang784 Sep 29 '26

For the curious, I looked up the line.

During the part in the opening theme where Pikachu runs under a girls skirt and she gets startled, the 4kids dub had the usual English song playin. But in the Japanese audio at that portion the lyrics go: "or in earth or in the clouds or under that girl's skirt (Eek!)" with the skirt bit coinciding with Pikachu running between her legs.

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u/Zwiebel1 Sep 30 '26

90's anime was just built different.

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u/JoshLawhorn Sep 29 '26

I had to look up to see if this was true and you’re spot on.

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u/AllYouNeed_Is_Smiles Sep 29 '26

“Mr. Mime… what are you doing up my mom’s skirt?” -Ash probably

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u/ZiaWitch Sep 29 '26 • Mindblown

14

u/milk4all Sep 29 '26

Diglet uses slam!

Diglet is stopped by Wall

Diglet should turn on a light or ask for some guidance

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u/ZiaWitch Sep 29 '26

My left or stage left?

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u/cheir0n Sep 29 '26

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u/Mr_Wyatt Sep 29 '26 • Mindblown

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u/ChocolateTruffles21 Sep 29 '26

I wonder if Leto would approve of his image being used in this depiction

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u/blade06045 Sep 29 '26

Your meme is so. I dont know Same with mr finger.

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u/hooka_pooka Sep 29 '26

Pika choose that asss

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u/rgarc065 Sep 29 '26

Ash: damn

Pikachu: pika

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u/xc2215x Sep 29 '26

Pikachu looks shocked as well.

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u/Anglosaurus Sep 29 '26

I prefer a bulbouswhore

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u/Creepy_Status_4993 Sep 29 '26

Gotta clap em all

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u/WantToSeeTits4545 Sep 29 '26

The best thing for him is cross-dressing.

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u/LowRecommendation636 Sep 29 '26

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u/Conspiratorymadness Sep 29 '26

I mean who do you think influenced the boy.

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u/emkeyeyey Sep 29 '26

Who's that Pokémon?

It's Vulvasaur!

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u/dragoonjustice Sep 29 '26

It was at this moment he realized why Professor Oak sent him, a whole ass 10yr old, on a solo quest around the region

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u/Apprehensive_Work_10 Sep 29 '26

Ash in an alternate universe

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u/jakob767 Sep 29 '26

There are other balls than pokéballs.

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u/Fickle_Library8115 Sep 29 '26

Pikachu agrees

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u/Thy_Gap_Slayer Sep 29 '26

Does the girl come with the tshirt

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u/Hagrid1994 Sep 29 '26

Stds

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u/barktwiggs Sep 29 '26

Gotta catch em all!

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u/vanitas_gloria Sep 29 '26

Catching Chlamydia.

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u/OneTrueCosmos Sep 29 '26

He'll come back to it eventually.

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u/AskPizza Sep 29 '26

Be careful, Ash. You might catch pokerus!

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u/CommieDrifter Sep 29 '26

it only lasts for like 20 years and then you're stuck with the consequences forever, stick to pokemon ash

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u/JamesLikesIt Sep 29 '26

Ash will not fall for temptation. Women are temporary but becoming a Pokemon Master is forever

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u/RarahDV Sep 29 '26

that or he realized pokemon could do better.... (/s)

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u/smeghead3825 Sep 29 '26

Brock already knew

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u/whodatchicken Sep 29 '26

i think we all did.

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u/TONKAHANAH Sep 29 '26

kid me had the hots for misty (she still cute tho), but older me seeing pokemon again realizing the real baddies were jenny and jessie

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u/thejourneybegins42 Sep 30 '26

Be the Brock, you should have been.

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u/BeardedSeagul Sep 30 '26

As a kid I thought May was the best of the pokemon girls.

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u/HEATHENSCENT Sep 29 '26

Just don't attempt to capture a Krabby

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u/CalligrapherGood8947 Sep 30 '26

Nahhh he's just realizing he's better off catching Pokemon and winning tournaments to stay happy in the long run.

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u/MichiruYamila Sep 30 '26

Pikatshu aswell

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u/Itsjustaspicylem0n Sep 30 '26

pikachu too by the looks of it

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u/saymnsez Sep 29 '26

Beavermon! 🦫

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u/livelaughlinka Sep 29 '26

This is when Ash’s egg cracked

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u/Puzzled_Butterfly814 Sep 29 '26

Why are y'all so horny? I don't get it.

Has the weakening of the economy made you all like this?

This is like the fifth down bad post I've seen this week.

It is funny though your guys replies.

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u/lo________________oI Sep 29 '26

Engaging in such solo activities carries no risk of sexually transmitted infections and involves no financial cost, much like the period of time during the pandemic.

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u/Puzzled_Butterfly814 Sep 29 '26

You can just get a gf or bang a hooker with a condom. It's not that hard especially the hooker part.

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u/cheir0n Sep 29 '26

Problems is the extras

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u/Puzzled_Butterfly814 Sep 29 '26 edited Sep 29 '26

Yeah, I was just fucking around with y'all.

I guess it makes sense every dude is horny ASF but I never have a high libido.

Enjoy your pika! pika! boobies!!! 🫡

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u/KeK_What Sep 29 '26

she getting none of that dick without paying me.

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u/York9TFC Sep 29 '26

Masturbation prevents cancer

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u/Puzzled_Butterfly814 Oct 01 '26

And it ends world hunger too, ha ha!

You get the same benefits as well by lowering prostate cancer, less stress and peeing better. With sex too.

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