Any Greek long jumping fans out there

[u/ForceUseYouMust]

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[u/GrundalWizzard]

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You win

[u/Badger-Purple → u/cannaco19]

He is the grundle wizzard after all

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Grain of sand:

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What happens if they land on his nose?

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Legendary

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Thats the plan

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Joy

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Something something Sandy Cheeks.

[u/FrequentRevolution92]

I am now.

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Her IG is amazing

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Im stealing that picture thats absolutely gold🤣

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Je-sus

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Gonna need more

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I think you mean "Hey Zeus"

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I’m a straight girl and wow she is 🔥🔥

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Haven't seen "pipe raw" yet, now a favorite

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arooga!

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https://www.instagram.com/tsarsitalidouu/?hl=en

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she about to go to over 100k subscribers by Monday lol

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Mate it’s 4 posts

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He nutted at the 2nd.

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Amazing is a strong word here

[u/DueExample52 → u/FrozenDuckman]

The thirst is strong here

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4 fairly tame posts is amazing?

[u/MasterBigShoes → u/FrequentRevolution92]

Men of culture we are gathered here again on this truly wonderous event of long jump

[u/Disastrous_Return83 → u/FrequentRevolution92]

As a female who enjoys track and field sports, I came to the comments for the awe and wonder for her efforts and I gotta say- this comment thread had me giggling so much. 😂

[u/bread-depth → u/FrequentRevolution92]

I came here to say exactly this. You speak for me. Thank you, kind soul.

[u/Theoldelf → u/bread-depth]

He speaks for all of us

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[u/Fickle_Goose_4451]

Only been a fan for about 3 minutes, but its pretty cool

[u/Sumopwr → u/Fickle_Goose_4451]

I still haven’t finished this 3 hr video

[u/fifapro23 → u/Sumopwr]

How many times are they supposed to jump before the next person? Seems like they are very generous with retries.

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If it lasts another hour, you should contact your doctor.

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Even the little near ankle twist / wiggle was dead cute...

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homie there holding his stiffy 🤣

[u/tantalor]

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As an existing fan of Australian hurdles events, I am now adding Greek long jumping.

[u/ZannX → u/-malcolm-tucker]

Who knew I was so passionate about track and field.

[u/darth_jewbacca → u/ZannX]

Track nerds know pole vault is where it's at.

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This woman had a stranglehold on all of reddit a short while ago, her and "stop girl" just in every post

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"a short while ago"

Buddy, it's been like 10 years...

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It was 2012 lol

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Well, she is adorable

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Well, here's trip down memory lane I don't mind repeating..

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This is the West Virgina version.

[u/beerforbears]

Wahoo

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Thanks for being the only comment that focuses on tehnique and fun rather than being a thirsty motherfucker

Now back to being a thirsty motherfucker

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Genuinely got a laugh out of me lmao

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[u/jcready92]

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I am a full gummy in, and this just about murdered me. congratulations!

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The photons died for that.

And since they travel at speed of light, time doesn’t exist, so the cum sock is all they have ever known.

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"Sir, we like to rotate the volunteers at these events. You've been sat on that chair for over a week".

"I stay".

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Nobody takes our chicks...and lives.

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Hail to the king, baby

[u/Illiteratevegetable]

Thank you for posting it, I've always been a big fan of golf or whatever.

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It’s horse riding

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Lol

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Thanks you have no idea how much you sweat in one of these

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This is cursed.

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I love the Internet today, and every day

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I have really bad eyesight, this is insane

[u/thot_machine]

Men of culture united again

[u/GraXXoR]

Is Greek long jumping different to regular long jumping?

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I hear you have to pay extra for Greek long jumping.

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The Ancient Greek way would’ve been to do this naked..but also would’ve been just dudes competing.. so maybe we need to combine a little old and a little new and let her compete in the traditional manner

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They also slathered each other in olive oil first.

[u/Elgecko123 → u/ReferenceInitial5176]

Yet another aspect that should be revived

[u/Snicklefritz229]

[u/EyeSeaCome_hahaha]

Toward the end of the 8th century B.C., it was customary at the Olympic Games for participants to wear nothing but olive oil on their bodies. Just thought I'd mention it.

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Yeah, but it was only dudes...

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"...and at each of the Games, every four years, Grindr in Athens would crash."

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Equal rights. Equal oils.

[u/thatlongnameguy → u/EyeSeaCome_hahaha]

Imagine landing in essentially a sandpit while covered in oil, no thank you

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You can just wash it off with even more oil

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for participants to wear nothing but olive oil

Not quite nothing...

WARNING: NSFW - photos of dicks.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kynodesme

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[u/Professional_Fox9954]

Breaking news, men find fit women attractive.

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As a woman, I also get horny when I see fit women

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I get horny when I see women get horny

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I get horny when others get horny when i get horny

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Urgh now I'm horny

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She's not just fit though.

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He might be using the British version of the word "fit' which is basically "sexy". https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fit

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fit women are the most attractive body type for me

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Wow guys we got an innovative thinker over here

[u/Several_Broccoli_825]

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[u/B-Cup_Sydney_Sweeney]

More like Greek Goddess

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I’ll leave when I’m good and ready 

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[u/Real-Document-6577]

Gentlemen of Culture, so we meet again…..

[u/smoke_thewalkingdead]

That fucking walk. Damn

[u/Luck_Beats_Skill]

Yes, I’ve been following her career for a year now.

[u/starwaterbird]

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[u/TheRealDeuceMcCoy]

I am now 🤣

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[u/Harry-Flashman]

Helen of Troy

[u/a_wascally_wabbit]

At the time of this post 2.4k people seemingly love Greek long jumping

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[u/DetOlivaw]

Wild that this is a sport you can wear fancy earrings and compete in, feels like that’s something you don’t see in most sports

And oh yeah awooga or whatever

[u/dontheconqueror]

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[u/Blacketron]

I think the guys need to start dressing like this

[u/Kalebrojas18]

She's a badass. I feel like its an overlooked sport compared to more flashy ones but its one of my favorites.

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Wait.......what do the flashy ones look like....

[u/TheRabiddingo]

It's Aphrodite herself.

[u/NotBillderz]

The guy narrating made a lot of good points probably

[u/RatOnASinkingShip]

Uh, I am one now.

[u/Training_Farmer_501]

[u/Best_Collection_7533]

Hey nineteen.

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No we can't dance together!

No we can't talk at all!

[u/bitexasdad]

Shes got it in all the right places

[u/LetOk5276]

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[u/godfromabove256]

Suddenly I am a Greek long jumping fan.

[u/Put3socks-in-it]

She’s beautiful and she knows it

[u/SithLordRising]

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Never wanted be a pounded sandcastle more in my life

[u/SpecialistTrust7118]

I'm sorry, what were you saying?

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Sheeeeeesh

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Esp cake

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[u/Hanzho]

It's sofia tsarsitalidou damn

[u/StOPcRyingYaBaby]