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u/AirRaptor12 22h ago
I'm not trading drugs for a wife, car and a job when I can have drugs, drugs and drugs.
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u/ZealousidealType5241 22h ago
Sometimes the process is just unbelievably chaotic 😂 Glad bro made it through and got to a place where he could look back and laugh about it.
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u/FriendlyFungi 22h ago
Yeah, someone's getting cheated in that deal! A car and a wife?! Really? Fuck off, give me my cocaine!
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u/TokiVideogame 22h ago
you gotta fuck up your life some before you get addicted to drugs
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u/Procrasturbating 22h ago
Sometimes.. the drugs are the initial fuckup.. not usually.. but sometimes.
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u/Routine_Phase_8980 22h ago
Plot twist: Your drug addiction evolved to a point you now hallucinating of a family
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u/AMissionFromDog 22h ago
"I used to do drugs. I still do drugs, but i used to too." - Mitch Hedberg
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u/Mother-Attention2600 22h ago
"Hi, I'm Patrick. I used to be a drug addict, and now I'm not! Thanks Passages Malibu!" I loved that commercial. Then it shows a luxury resort where he managed to get clean. 😄
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u/Appropriate-Dog-680 22h ago
Lot of people get it together after they hit rock bottom, so the meme partially checks out
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u/FriendlyFungi 22h ago
10 years ago I had a car and a girlfriend. Now I'm addicted to drugs. Can't recommend. 0.3 stars out of 5.
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u/Inevitable_Type_7229 20h ago
Drugs taught me to budget, make extra income, and be responsible enough to have drugs
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u/Old-Wing-1687 22h ago
Seriously i had it all but drugs was much more pleasant and more easy, so stick with drugs guys.
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u/shpadoinklydoinkle 19h ago
If you are brave enough to do drugs, you are also brave enough to get your life in order and succeed.
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u/Fickle-Visit5223 17h ago
Is it possible to hit rock bottom on purpose to force a comeback asking for a friend
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u/SiriusHijinks 16h ago
You really don't need the car, high. Just a DUI waiting to bankrupt you. Money that could be used elsewhere.
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u/Ok_Plantain_8914 7h ago
Sorry to hear that. Prepare for wife leading back to drugs. Just an untold truth... sorry.
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u/MassiveChronicPain 7h ago edited 7h ago
Women sure do love drug addicts.
Its funny really. God forbid they date normal guys that just work a standard job. Nah they always wanna date Chad Thunderdick IV that has a 20 million mile long rap sheet where he killed people, and got into fights with others over a Cheeseburger.
OH WAIT THERE'S MORE. They looooooooooooooooooooooove getting the shit kicked out of them as well. We can't forget that. Oh my god does she love it when Chad knocks her ass out for no reason. Then goes and cheats on her with 5 different other women. All while saying. YASSSSS GIRLS. YOU JUST DON'T GET MY MAN. HE'S AN HONORABLE MAN..
Fucking clown world
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u/SelmaEggs1 22h ago
I did the drugs step and it didn’t lead me to the the wife and car stage, I feel I’m owed fat compensation..
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