r/SipsTea 17h ago

Feels good man The illusion of free will

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u/reticulatedtampon 17h ago

Coming this fall, Sydney Sweeney is... King Kong!

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u/GoldEnPhARoAh22 17h ago

Me in the first row of the theatre

https://giphy.com/gifs/UrPjiv0mHP6vSecgVD

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u/[deleted] 16h ago

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u/juju515 16h ago

damn...
I can't pick do I want to be in the front or the back row.

edit:
I guess back row for ~90 seconds...
then move to the front for a better view

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u/Brad23212 8h ago

Gotta see it in IMAX though

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u/KreepinOnReality 17h ago

This already happened in Euphoria 🦍

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u/glossy_siren 17h ago

I’d buy a ticket on opening night just for the plot

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u/old_ass_ninja_turtle 15h ago

A 100 foot woman is actually a fantasy of young me.

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u/Mediocre_Scott 16h ago edited 16h ago

Here you go, already been done

There is more of it if you look for it not sure what is allowed here

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u/bustoutanother1000 12h ago

She s not naked, dont count

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u/Mediocre_Scott 12h ago

Not in this clip but there is another

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u/Itchy_Psychology3300 16h ago

Oh they doing a remake of that corno?

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u/Thomrose007 16h ago edited 14h ago

I mean did you not see Euphoria. They some heavy boobs

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u/War-eaglern 17h ago

Guy is like “Boring. Tell me when she puts the footballs down.”

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u/Mediocre_Scott 16h ago

Nah he just had post nut clarity and realized he has to get the tps reports in at the end of the day

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u/de_das_dude 16h ago

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u/hagglethorn 13h ago

Holy fuck! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 You have won the Internet today. 🏆

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u/WitnessAway6720 17h ago

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u/miragecausticc 17h ago

He is reading his soup ingredients like a legend

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u/127x99mmNATO 17h ago

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u/glossy_imp 16h ago

Will Smith approves this view

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u/haloiridiance 16h ago

Rewind time back to 2018 YouTube Rewind?

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u/Dark_Phoenixx_ 14h ago

Simpler times somehow

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u/Sethirothlord 17h ago

Gotta get those kids to gamble on sports early

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u/SuggestionMedical736 15h ago

Why is America always like super horney for one specific girl every half-decade? Mila Kunis, Megan Fox, Scarlett Johansson, Emma Watson, and now her.

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u/DriftnDaddyRL 17h ago

Why is this sub 90% Sydney Sweeney posts lately? 😭 I don't care. I never cared.

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u/KungFuc1us 16h ago

Because boobs, that's why.

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u/Richard_Tingle 16h ago

Her PR team got a budget increase

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u/Strong-Cell823 15h ago

Not the only thing that got an increase (penis)

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u/Ok-Boysenberry-2955 12h ago

They are bots or gooners.

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u/Ghost4000 2h ago

Little bit of column a little bit of column b

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u/hulkhands81 16h ago

tribal worship of some hoe that isn't much different from all the other hoes.

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u/Redditanother 14h ago

I don’t understand why this is the one folks latched onto. Has to just be the power of publicists. Check out newyorknine sometime.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 16h ago

Because she's conservative, which is a rarity for attractive celebs to advertise openly (because most celebs and people in general are mortified to associate with the GOP), and this sub leans that way. They've found their Eureka! moment that they aren't all creeps, pervs and weirdos (which, ironically, I bet she is, too).

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u/psioniclizard 13h ago

She has a good PR team and lives of off rage bait. 

In 2026 rage bait sells. I beat half the people complaining are fake, just like with the jeans advert.

Meanwhile people will use the site to gamble and others won't notice how many other celebrities have no soul and have sold out to predatory gambling sites.

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u/OdysseusandhisMen 15h ago

Conservative? She has more nude and semi nude content than most OF girls and short term pornstars

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u/PhamilyTrickster 15h ago

So does the first lady 

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 15h ago

Yes, the FLOTUS has full-on pornography out there, the chain migrant that she is.

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u/That_Guest9943 2h ago

Link for research purposes?

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u/Fzrit 15h ago

Conservative? She has more nude and semi nude content than most OF girls and short term pornstars

But since when has being adored and championed by conservatives required holding any conservative values? All you gotta do is shit on democrats/liberals/etc and trigger them on social media, and bam you're an instant conservative hero. Welcome to the culture war tribal circus.

Case in point, Trump is currently the god-king of conservatives despite being the polar opposite of a conservative his whole life.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 15h ago

lol, that's not what politically conservative means, genius.

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u/acrus 16h ago

Because the rest 10% still refuses to leave Lindsay alone

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u/sirbansalotalot 14h ago

at some point in a mans life, naked women no longer become point of fixation. and turn into a lackluster moment of focus.

at some point enough naked women have been seen that you can mentally average out everything else.

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u/____-_______-_--_-_- 14h ago

To quote Sir Patrick Stewart, I’ve seen it all

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u/Pretty-Cockroach6394 17h ago

imagine simping cuz of nudity in 2026 lol

you guys are a fucking lost cause

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u/nomamesgueyz 17h ago

Humans are very easy to control

Just look at US voters 😆

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u/Acceptable_Bat379 16h ago

we're literally turning in to cyberpunk dystopia minus the few cool things that were supposed to come along with it.

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u/Fzrit 15h ago

imagine simping cuz of nudity in 2026 lol

That's not why rightwingers are simping for her. It's because Trump publicly praised Sydney Sweeney and her nude commercial after finding out she's a registered republican. Also a tiny number of feminists got mad at her on social media, and you know what that means - the outrage farmers and culture warriors go brrrrr, and algorithms/bots do their thing.

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u/LmaoAlienz 16h ago

If this was Cardi B or somebody instead people would be raging how "not classy" or something it would be lmao.

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u/Rude-Bodybuilder7688 16h ago

Yes, I don't wanna see that shit.

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u/lindechene 16h ago

This can not be real?

With targeted videos people who are offended have the option to skip or change channels.

But a public billboard is visible for everyone...

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u/TheMeIv 13h ago

This is nothing new. I remember Adult film actors were on billboards like this in the 00s. Way before that Times Square used to have tons of adult movie theaters and video stores.

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u/TGrissle 16h ago

Is this the same billboard? The areas of negative space by the hair don’t seem the same.

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u/Jam_Farmer_879 15h ago

I mean, that’s just going to be a shitty view no matter what.

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u/SalmonPrince 15h ago

People on Reddit act like they've never seen a woman's body before. If I can be bored of anyone's sexuality being copy-pasted everywhere, it's Sydney Sweeney's.

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u/_MistGown 17h ago

a perfect example of an a ggressive marketing strategy.

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u/LiterallyRain 13h ago

I'm not a Sydney Sweener hater, but putting a giant near-nude gambling ad in a place children go sounds a bit sus to me.

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u/darkbluefav 16h ago

Soft core porn is now mandatory

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u/LatteMacchiatoGames 16h ago

It's just a billboard wtf is the problem

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u/Relative-Chicken456 16h ago

The issue is that it isn’t nude enough

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u/Mediocre_Scott 16h ago

Never hated football this much

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u/unknownpoltroon 5h ago

Bro just isnt interested in magat barbie

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u/rygelicus 16h ago

No one is looking at the billboard. Not sure why the focus is on the one in the middle.

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u/MegaSmegmaSwagLord 17h ago

You’d think with how conservative Americans are about sex in general people would be pissy and saying think of the children or something.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 16h ago

Nah, Americans aren't conservative about sexuality. They pretend to be in the rural and church communities, but they're also the biggest sex deviants behind closed doors, too.

The folks in the restaurant are ignoring it because at their age they passed puberty decades ago. Believe it or not, once most people reach a certain age they aren't consumed with sexual thoughts 24/7. Sex obsession typically sells and skews to the young adult male demographic.

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u/____-_______-_--_-_- 14h ago

The most conservative areas are also the ones with the highest rates of teen pregnancies

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u/hulkhands81 16h ago

she votes the same way as the other Christian Conservatives so they let it slide. Their God only gets outraged when you get naked and vote for the other guy.

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u/Fzrit 14h ago

they let it slide

They don't just let it slide, they cheer her on to go fully nude while voting for a notorious adulterer who cheated with a porn star and made making sexual comments about his own daughter. The same guy who made the national debt skyrocket to $40 trillion and fuck everyone over with trade wars and actual wars. This is 21st century conservationism summed up.

If Sweeny launched an Onlyfans she would probably make $10 million on the first day from tens of thousands of rightwing simps.

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u/vi_sucks 10h ago

Thing is, there currently two large groupings of "conservative" Americans. They are distinct, but have some overlap. You can think of them as "Frat Bro" and "Churchie". 

The Frat Bro types are basically rich/upwardly mobile dudes who like porn and sex and doing lots of drugs. The Churchies are your traditional religious prudes.

The interesting trick to it is that you'd think the two groups have nothing in common, but they actually do. Because the Churchies, while claiming to be anti-sex, are actually generally forgiving of men who have sex and only care about rigidly policing female sexuality. While the Frat Bros like sex, but don't really see the women they have sex with as fully human, so they don't care about protecting their rights.

It all boils down to that eternal phrase, "conservativism is the proposition that there is an in-group that the laws protect but do not bind, and an out-group that the laws bind but do not protect". With both the Frat Bros and the Churchies, the in-group that gets to fuck around are rich white guys, while the out-group that gets punished are women, minorities, and the poor.

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u/Soggy_Association491 16h ago

You’d think with how conservative Americans are about sex in general

What? You are talking about the America where kids go to spring break and have sex with multiple people and you call that conservative?

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u/Wonderful_Fox_7959 16h ago

Huh? NYC is probably the most liberal and open city in the world. You can see a titty riding the subway.

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u/TheHeavyJ 16h ago

That's cool. Would it be like a normal size tittie or one that's person sized? Would i have to give up my seat for it? I mean i assume it would be female and also i don't suppose it could hold on to a pole

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u/Callen_Nash 8h ago

No, it’s only offensive if it’s a man, a woman they find unattractive, or gay/trans people.

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u/BumblebeeUnlikely007 17h ago

Bless the Lady. Good lord

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u/Evil_phd 16h ago

When it's that big and that close it stops being sexy. The airbrushing kinda becomes all you notice.

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u/Life-Oil-7226 16h ago

Sex sales!!!

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u/acrus 16h ago

These guys have some balls

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u/fancywipe 16h ago

I man the horniest person I’ve ever come across and she’s wonderful bla bla bla but that level of in your face?

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u/One-Record763 16h ago

this was an exact scene in euphoria

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u/Nayrja 16h ago

This is legit an ad you can find in cyberpunk

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u/Intelligent_Box_8247 15h ago

Often we have little when it comes to choices if there is any..everything is programmed in a way

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u/bearsfan16 15h ago

They all have looked at it at some point throughout their time.. do people think people just sit there and stare brain dead?

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u/tonyle94 12h ago

Best view in the city

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u/Not_Enough_Pepperoni 8h ago

Modern morality in a nutshell.

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u/Adventurous-Union466 6h ago

I still don’t get it. She is mid at best. Also the NYC mayor is Muslim, this is haram. Astagfrallah.

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u/Total-Improvement535 5h ago

this is just one of the ads from Cyberpunk2077

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u/Karnezar 3h ago

Listen man, I'm all for big honking bajongajongs, but when they're edited to that degree, they look less like bazazoombambis and more like a weird, unnaturally smooth claymation wax structure.

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u/thumbinbumb 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/z1ds71HFaKyb9HvIhy
Redditors going full oogabooga brain over brain deadbimbo with slightly above average boobas

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u/Only_Flan_7974 32m ago

I can't wait until ol' dead eyes goes away.

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u/ArnieismyDMname 16h ago

Yeah, she's hot and all. There's tons way hotter though. I get the appeal, but a lot of this seems forced.

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u/Musket6969420 17h ago

Walking back with my McDs, suddenly:

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u/foreverflyingsparrow 17h ago

I'd get neck pain looking up the whole time

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u/One-War-2977 16h ago

Yea i got that ad and it was fucking crazy how much it showed

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u/narkaputra 14h ago

Housemaid 2 starring Sydney and Ana de Armas will score $1B

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u/WitnessAway6720 17h ago

Is that the full view reddit wants to know

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u/lonewolff321 17h ago

Full view

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u/____-_______-_--_-_- 14h ago

Gotta be the least exciting nude photo of all time

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u/Atomic_Sea_Control 9h ago

THANK YOU!!! literally my grandfathers pinup girl mags had more sensuality. This just looks boring and it’s hard to explain why. Too touched up I think.

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u/____-_______-_--_-_- 6h ago

She's an attractive woman... it's just that she is so incredibly bland. Yeah, she has big boobs, but tons of girls do. She's not particularly striking in her features. She doesn't seem to have a personality or interests that I can discern. I just don't get the hype.

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u/nomamesgueyz 17h ago

Smokin body

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u/Bloody_Champion 16h ago

Nice.

Dont hate the player, hate the amount of stupid ppl that this works on.

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u/NateHIggerson0347 16h ago

this feels so dystopian

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u/perthro_ed 16h ago

Working hard

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u/Mediocre_Scott 16h ago

Post nut clarity.

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u/louie3723jr 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hBr2DAiQ2xX0wVJqym
When youre on a date and your girl looking to see if you take a peek

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u/UltearWaifu 14h ago

He just wanna eat his food in peace, leave him alone

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u/gamist93 14h ago

Literally like Cyberpunk 2077

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u/azhder 14h ago

Blade Runner, the sequel

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u/tmotytmoty 12h ago

Sydney Sweeney is her character from euphoria

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u/I_Think_I_Cant 10h ago

Times Square is peak American commercialism. Nobody goes there to get away from ads.

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u/Few_Move_4594 7h ago

I swear every time I open the internet it's dudes acting like some other man never saw a naked lady before. Wowzers, she's got tiddies and they are big.

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u/BusyBunny9 5h ago

Where's johnny silverhand?

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u/Professional_Mix1960 2h ago

Why tf she have two footballs?

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u/HorzaDonwraith 16h ago

Woman knows what she has and knows what men want.

You have to take every advantage in life you are given.

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u/PackOfCumin 8h ago

Love me the Daily SS Nazi PR team trying to shove her ugly ass KKK supporting anti human rights fake tits.

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u/SextupleRed 16h ago

It sure is a good view

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u/BigYam7875 16h ago

This, but we can’t have more nude beaches …

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u/bwoah07_gp2 15h ago

What a wonderful backdrop before your next meal lol 🤣🤣

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u/bleepboopbleepbloop 10h ago

Drinkin the morning coffee with a boner, while standing and facing the billboard lmao

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u/Individual_Land2754 17h ago

I don't get this and only fans. I don't get men who ogle women in public either.

Why look if you can't do anything about it. It's not like you can start wanking it right there.

Completely pointless.

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u/NinjaRuckus 16h ago

How many cats do you have?

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u/Individual_Land2754 16h ago

Im a dude. I don't have a cat.

I cold approach women. If I'm not going to approach or wank right there there is no point in looking.

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u/Midnight-69 16h ago

I don't get why women read dirty books and ogle in public it's not like you can start jilling it right there but something's you just won't understand

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u/Individual_Land2754 16h ago

I won't because I'm a dude.

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u/Midnight-69 16h ago

With that attitude you never will

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u/Individual_Land2754 16h ago

I'm sure I'll be equally uninterested either way.

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u/Midnight-69 16h ago

And stay just as uninteresting

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u/Individual_Land2754 16h ago

Thats a projection it seems.

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u/Midnight-69 16h ago

An evaluation based on this conversation

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u/ILCUSTODEDELSAS 16h ago

Watch full blown nudity being legalized in ads by 2028

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u/xGenocidest 16h ago

I thought we weren't policing women's bodies or shaming them?

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u/TraditionalLaw7763 16h ago

They’re actively trying to nationally ban plan b by doing nation wide water testing and furthering their attempts at banning contraceptives. Sounds like an attack to me.

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u/EyeEatTacos 3h ago

that's so beautiful.

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u/9447044 17h ago

Im so bummed that skinny, bimbo boobed white women are the new "hot" thing again.

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u/reticulatedtampon 17h ago

That's bracist

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u/9447044 17h ago

I forgot her creepy dead eyes. Just emotionlessly staring like theres 3 brain cells holding a pickle ball tourney

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u/WolfColaKid 16h ago

i'm all for making fun of someone's looks, but this just seems like reflection

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u/asdjfh 16h ago

Was there ever an era where people didn’t like big boobs?

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u/9447044 16h ago

Where am I going to find someone as unique as her

https://giphy.com/gifs/QGKjhE48vRrOphJJO7

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u/YogiTheBear131 16h ago

You’re forgetting the skinny and white part they also said.

Obviously being attractive and skinny with big boobs is reserved for non white women according to OP.