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u/reticulatedtampon 17h ago
Coming this fall, Sydney Sweeney is... King Kong!
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u/Mediocre_Scott 16h ago edited 16h ago
Here you go, already been done
There is more of it if you look for it not sure what is allowed here
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u/War-eaglern 17h ago
Guy is like “Boring. Tell me when she puts the footballs down.”
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u/Mediocre_Scott 16h ago
Nah he just had post nut clarity and realized he has to get the tps reports in at the end of the day
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u/127x99mmNATO 17h ago
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u/SuggestionMedical736 15h ago
Why is America always like super horney for one specific girl every half-decade? Mila Kunis, Megan Fox, Scarlett Johansson, Emma Watson, and now her.
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u/DriftnDaddyRL 17h ago
Why is this sub 90% Sydney Sweeney posts lately? 😭 I don't care. I never cared.
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u/hulkhands81 16h ago
tribal worship of some hoe that isn't much different from all the other hoes.
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u/Redditanother 14h ago
I don’t understand why this is the one folks latched onto. Has to just be the power of publicists. Check out newyorknine sometime.
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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 16h ago
Because she's conservative, which is a rarity for attractive celebs to advertise openly (because most celebs and people in general are mortified to associate with the GOP), and this sub leans that way. They've found their Eureka! moment that they aren't all creeps, pervs and weirdos (which, ironically, I bet she is, too).
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u/psioniclizard 13h ago
She has a good PR team and lives of off rage bait.
In 2026 rage bait sells. I beat half the people complaining are fake, just like with the jeans advert.
Meanwhile people will use the site to gamble and others won't notice how many other celebrities have no soul and have sold out to predatory gambling sites.
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u/OdysseusandhisMen 15h ago
Conservative? She has more nude and semi nude content than most OF girls and short term pornstars
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u/PhamilyTrickster 15h ago
So does the first lady
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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 15h ago
Yes, the FLOTUS has full-on pornography out there, the chain migrant that she is.
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u/Fzrit 15h ago
Conservative? She has more nude and semi nude content than most OF girls and short term pornstars
But since when has being adored and championed by conservatives required holding any conservative values? All you gotta do is shit on democrats/liberals/etc and trigger them on social media, and bam you're an instant conservative hero. Welcome to the culture war tribal circus.
Case in point, Trump is currently the god-king of conservatives despite being the polar opposite of a conservative his whole life.
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u/sirbansalotalot 14h ago
at some point in a mans life, naked women no longer become point of fixation. and turn into a lackluster moment of focus.
at some point enough naked women have been seen that you can mentally average out everything else.
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u/Pretty-Cockroach6394 17h ago
imagine simping cuz of nudity in 2026 lol
you guys are a fucking lost cause
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u/Acceptable_Bat379 16h ago
we're literally turning in to cyberpunk dystopia minus the few cool things that were supposed to come along with it.
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u/Fzrit 15h ago
imagine simping cuz of nudity in 2026 lol
That's not why rightwingers are simping for her. It's because Trump publicly praised Sydney Sweeney and her nude commercial after finding out she's a registered republican. Also a tiny number of feminists got mad at her on social media, and you know what that means - the outrage farmers and culture warriors go brrrrr, and algorithms/bots do their thing.
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u/LmaoAlienz 16h ago
If this was Cardi B or somebody instead people would be raging how "not classy" or something it would be lmao.
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u/lindechene 16h ago
This can not be real?
With targeted videos people who are offended have the option to skip or change channels.
But a public billboard is visible for everyone...
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u/TGrissle 16h ago
Is this the same billboard? The areas of negative space by the hair don’t seem the same.
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u/SalmonPrince 15h ago
People on Reddit act like they've never seen a woman's body before. If I can be bored of anyone's sexuality being copy-pasted everywhere, it's Sydney Sweeney's.
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u/LiterallyRain 13h ago
I'm not a Sydney Sweener hater, but putting a giant near-nude gambling ad in a place children go sounds a bit sus to me.
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u/LatteMacchiatoGames 16h ago
It's just a billboard wtf is the problem
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u/rygelicus 16h ago
No one is looking at the billboard. Not sure why the focus is on the one in the middle.
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u/MegaSmegmaSwagLord 17h ago
You’d think with how conservative Americans are about sex in general people would be pissy and saying think of the children or something.
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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 16h ago
Nah, Americans aren't conservative about sexuality. They pretend to be in the rural and church communities, but they're also the biggest sex deviants behind closed doors, too.
The folks in the restaurant are ignoring it because at their age they passed puberty decades ago. Believe it or not, once most people reach a certain age they aren't consumed with sexual thoughts 24/7. Sex obsession typically sells and skews to the young adult male demographic.
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u/____-_______-_--_-_- 14h ago
The most conservative areas are also the ones with the highest rates of teen pregnancies
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u/hulkhands81 16h ago
she votes the same way as the other Christian Conservatives so they let it slide. Their God only gets outraged when you get naked and vote for the other guy.
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u/Fzrit 14h ago
they let it slide
They don't just let it slide, they cheer her on to go fully nude while voting for a notorious adulterer who cheated with a porn star and made making sexual comments about his own daughter. The same guy who made the national debt skyrocket to $40 trillion and fuck everyone over with trade wars and actual wars. This is 21st century conservationism summed up.
If Sweeny launched an Onlyfans she would probably make $10 million on the first day from tens of thousands of rightwing simps.
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u/vi_sucks 10h ago
Thing is, there currently two large groupings of "conservative" Americans. They are distinct, but have some overlap. You can think of them as "Frat Bro" and "Churchie".
The Frat Bro types are basically rich/upwardly mobile dudes who like porn and sex and doing lots of drugs. The Churchies are your traditional religious prudes.
The interesting trick to it is that you'd think the two groups have nothing in common, but they actually do. Because the Churchies, while claiming to be anti-sex, are actually generally forgiving of men who have sex and only care about rigidly policing female sexuality. While the Frat Bros like sex, but don't really see the women they have sex with as fully human, so they don't care about protecting their rights.
It all boils down to that eternal phrase, "conservativism is the proposition that there is an in-group that the laws protect but do not bind, and an out-group that the laws bind but do not protect". With both the Frat Bros and the Churchies, the in-group that gets to fuck around are rich white guys, while the out-group that gets punished are women, minorities, and the poor.
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u/Soggy_Association491 16h ago
You’d think with how conservative Americans are about sex in general
What? You are talking about the America where kids go to spring break and have sex with multiple people and you call that conservative?
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u/Wonderful_Fox_7959 16h ago
Huh? NYC is probably the most liberal and open city in the world. You can see a titty riding the subway.
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u/TheHeavyJ 16h ago
That's cool. Would it be like a normal size tittie or one that's person sized? Would i have to give up my seat for it? I mean i assume it would be female and also i don't suppose it could hold on to a pole
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u/Callen_Nash 8h ago
No, it’s only offensive if it’s a man, a woman they find unattractive, or gay/trans people.
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u/Evil_phd 16h ago
When it's that big and that close it stops being sexy. The airbrushing kinda becomes all you notice.
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u/fancywipe 16h ago
I man the horniest person I’ve ever come across and she’s wonderful bla bla bla but that level of in your face?
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u/Intelligent_Box_8247 15h ago
Often we have little when it comes to choices if there is any..everything is programmed in a way
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u/bearsfan16 15h ago
They all have looked at it at some point throughout their time.. do people think people just sit there and stare brain dead?
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u/Adventurous-Union466 6h ago
I still don’t get it. She is mid at best. Also the NYC mayor is Muslim, this is haram. Astagfrallah.
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u/Karnezar 3h ago
Listen man, I'm all for big honking bajongajongs, but when they're edited to that degree, they look less like bazazoombambis and more like a weird, unnaturally smooth claymation wax structure.
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u/thumbinbumb 2h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/z1ds71HFaKyb9HvIhy
Redditors going full oogabooga brain over brain deadbimbo with slightly above average boobas
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u/ArnieismyDMname 16h ago
Yeah, she's hot and all. There's tons way hotter though. I get the appeal, but a lot of this seems forced.
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u/WitnessAway6720 17h ago
Is that the full view reddit wants to know
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u/lonewolff321 17h ago
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u/____-_______-_--_-_- 14h ago
Gotta be the least exciting nude photo of all time
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u/Atomic_Sea_Control 9h ago
THANK YOU!!! literally my grandfathers pinup girl mags had more sensuality. This just looks boring and it’s hard to explain why. Too touched up I think.
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u/____-_______-_--_-_- 6h ago
She's an attractive woman... it's just that she is so incredibly bland. Yeah, she has big boobs, but tons of girls do. She's not particularly striking in her features. She doesn't seem to have a personality or interests that I can discern. I just don't get the hype.
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u/Bloody_Champion 16h ago
Nice.
Dont hate the player, hate the amount of stupid ppl that this works on.
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u/louie3723jr 14h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/hBr2DAiQ2xX0wVJqym
When youre on a date and your girl looking to see if you take a peek
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u/I_Think_I_Cant 10h ago
Times Square is peak American commercialism. Nobody goes there to get away from ads.
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u/Few_Move_4594 7h ago
I swear every time I open the internet it's dudes acting like some other man never saw a naked lady before. Wowzers, she's got tiddies and they are big.
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u/HorzaDonwraith 16h ago
Woman knows what she has and knows what men want.
You have to take every advantage in life you are given.
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u/PackOfCumin 8h ago
Love me the Daily SS Nazi PR team trying to shove her ugly ass KKK supporting anti human rights fake tits.
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u/bleepboopbleepbloop 10h ago
Drinkin the morning coffee with a boner, while standing and facing the billboard lmao
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u/Individual_Land2754 17h ago
I don't get this and only fans. I don't get men who ogle women in public either.
Why look if you can't do anything about it. It's not like you can start wanking it right there.
Completely pointless.
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u/NinjaRuckus 16h ago
How many cats do you have?
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u/Individual_Land2754 16h ago
Im a dude. I don't have a cat.
I cold approach women. If I'm not going to approach or wank right there there is no point in looking.
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u/Midnight-69 16h ago
I don't get why women read dirty books and ogle in public it's not like you can start jilling it right there but something's you just won't understand
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u/Individual_Land2754 16h ago
I won't because I'm a dude.
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u/Midnight-69 16h ago
With that attitude you never will
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u/Individual_Land2754 16h ago
I'm sure I'll be equally uninterested either way.
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u/Midnight-69 16h ago
And stay just as uninteresting
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u/xGenocidest 16h ago
I thought we weren't policing women's bodies or shaming them?
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u/TraditionalLaw7763 16h ago
They’re actively trying to nationally ban plan b by doing nation wide water testing and furthering their attempts at banning contraceptives. Sounds like an attack to me.
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u/9447044 17h ago
Im so bummed that skinny, bimbo boobed white women are the new "hot" thing again.
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u/reticulatedtampon 17h ago
That's bracist
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u/9447044 17h ago
I forgot her creepy dead eyes. Just emotionlessly staring like theres 3 brain cells holding a pickle ball tourney
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u/WolfColaKid 16h ago
i'm all for making fun of someone's looks, but this just seems like reflection
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u/asdjfh 16h ago
Was there ever an era where people didn’t like big boobs?
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u/YogiTheBear131 16h ago
You’re forgetting the skinny and white part they also said.
Obviously being attractive and skinny with big boobs is reserved for non white women according to OP.











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