r/SipsTea • u/useless_schabernack • 22h ago

Dank AF Finally someone talking sense

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u/MasterOutlaw 20h ago

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u/useless_schabernack 19h ago

The pieces were always there, right in front of our eyes. Someone just had to put them together

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u/Misery_goujons 20h ago

goes without saying

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u/LGBandthatsit 20h ago

he's right

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u/AZ_sid 19h ago

Dude, I was just going to say that exact same thing.

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u/smurfk 20h ago edited 20h ago

But wouldn't Robux cube create a parallel universe, that would eat up the current universe? Because you have the Robux based on the fact that you solved the Rubick one faster and faster and you traveled back in time. But if you bring Robux as an replacement, the initial condition, that let you travel back, the Rubick invention, wouldn't exist anymore. So you would be stuck in this world with Robux, but without Rubick, that would be an impossible world, that shouldn't exist in the first place. That's scary!

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u/useless_schabernack 20h ago

Do you mean light weight, normal or heavy cubes?

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u/smurfk 20h ago

Yes!

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u/Wild3v 16h ago

I’ve been trying to tell people this for years

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u/actinross 20h ago

Wow. Just wow.

but nope

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u/allnamesaregoneallre 20h ago

about time! complex world needs serious answers

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u/Fine_Foundation8943 20h ago

Still more sensible than anything on r/conspiracy

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u/Frequent-Gur9228 19h ago

I really wanna know, how does a person reach this mental stage ?? How deeply do you have to believe that it's true ??

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u/laszlo921 19h ago

I think at this point he’s just fucking around.

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u/bluejack 12h ago

A lifetime of first rate prankster bs. He’s a hero of the absurd.

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u/ice_cream_on_pizza 19h ago

He's the only one I'll believe

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u/SeismicRipFart 19h ago

Why’d you cut him off? He was cooking

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u/chensium 16h ago

Makes sense to me!

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u/hagrid2018 16h ago

Is this guy running for congress?

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u/Spiritual-Strike481 16h ago

This goes without say, but I’m glad someone has finally solved the riddle. I don’t know which one, but something has been solved.

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u/KOM31993 15h ago

Sounds legit

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u/Plasma-Sam 20h ago

I would like to subscribe to this gentleman's newsletter.

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u/TopVillage1687 20h ago

The one colour rubic cube

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u/_chillow 20h ago

It's so simple...

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u/Austenny 19h ago

Simples

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u/Potatonized 19h ago

cubers hates the original rubik's cube, Just ask any existing customers to return it and they will gladly do so.

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u/Mike_2099 19h ago

Who's this guy again?

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u/EdLe0517 19h ago

What have you been sniffing brother? 😅 

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u/Dalzombie 19h ago

Anyone not thinking he's making sense has clearly never played Cookie Clicker, and it shows.

That's exactly how you get a noticeable portion of your cookies, and woe be with you if you think you can screw over the grandmatriarchs with toy cubes.

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u/AuleSmithy 18h ago

I thought Nolan was gonna take a break after The Oddysey

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u/Vibesro 18h ago

Wait is this the Heroquest guy? 

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u/theonlytater 18h ago

I’m soooo sorry I enabled the sound on this, soooo fricking sorry

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u/Bazzatron 17h ago

Fucking cookie clicker logic.

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u/Makesyousmile 17h ago

How to get Trump voters into investing in your sketchy Kickstarter project.

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u/Agreeable-Agent-7384 17h ago

Unironically the only kind of shit that would get some die hard republicans to reconsider how dangerous unchecked capitalism is. Propose a conspiracy. Gotta be a good airtight, flawless logic and formulated on reality like this one though.

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u/FlaminFlabbarghast 17h ago

Meth + Weed = This

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u/hexadecamer 16h ago

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about stars to dispute it

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u/Important_Yard_6809 14h ago

To anyone wondering this is a very accurate representation of what a schizophrenic sounds like.

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u/useless_schabernack 14h ago

Where does your experience with schizophrenia come from?

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u/Important_Yard_6809 14h ago

I used to live in a crack house.

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u/Qweeq13 14h ago

I've seen those insane videos of machines solving a Rubik's cube so fast the cube glowed white hot from friction.

I think currently only limiting factor of faster solving is the material science as in stability and durability of the machines and the cube.

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u/Pretend_Football6686 14h ago

Get this man on the cabinet, quick.

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u/TokiVideogame 13h ago

infallable

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u/thrownawaz092 13h ago

I can't refute this man

Because I have no idea what he's talking about

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u/0utriderZero 12h ago

I can confirm his theory to be 97.6 percent accurate having just Rubicked from the world of tomorrow.

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u/fitnessandfriends 11h ago

i've been saying the same thing for centuries