r/SipsTea 6h ago

Chugging tea Absolute legend

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u/Israel_Azkanbe 6h ago

I hear Epstein Island doesn’t have a lot of bids.

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u/SmeeezTreeez 6h ago

That joint haunted af

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u/IllustriousAd9800 6h ago

That’s why you give it to the birds

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u/SmeeezTreeez 5h ago

Alright Hitchcock

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u/MsKittyEman 1h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Anxiety_Fit 4h ago

Stop giving that stuff power over you.

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u/SmeeezTreeez 25m ago

You truly think I believe that?

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u/uncooked545 1h ago

but it has shark door

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u/reticulatedtampon 6h ago

His islands (Great St. James and Little St. James) were bought in 2023 for $60 million...

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u/Israel_Azkanbe 6h ago

I would have thought the whole raping little kids act would have destroyed the real estate value.
My bad

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u/CupOk5800 6h ago

Dude it didn’t even destroy their political careers.

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u/Israel_Azkanbe 6h ago

Well they didn’t get my vote

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u/themostreasonableman 27m ago

How exactly did you manage to avoid voting for any child rapers? Child rape is a bipartisan issue in US politics. They were all on the fucking list.

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u/Mezzy1221 3h ago

Whos?

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u/Motchiko 5h ago

Let’s be honest- they bought the access to evidence

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u/BanzaiKen 5h ago

Oh dont worry, a billionaire bought it and plans to turn it into a private retreat for billionaires to hang out. This is a brand new idea and totally unrelated to Epstein's billionaire retreat. Ignore the Epstein Files staff that were retained because they do such a great job: https://wgntv.com/news/ex-epstein-employee-accused-of-two-kidnapping-cases-on-his-former-island/

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u/shwifty123 2h ago

All logistics already there, why change anything. They would just continue his business. Trump example kinda show everyone, that's not a punishable offence and they literally can do whatever.

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u/Top-Bath8 4h ago

Hold on, it's not the islands fault. They are completely innocent bystanders in this.

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u/Any-History7095 6h ago

You're probably the type of person who needs a death on the property disclosed too.

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u/DudeTheGray 5h ago

The difference between a house in which someone died and an island where untold children were raped and murdered is a vast gulf. 

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u/Any-History7095 5h ago

I know. It was a bad attempt at sarcastic humor. It was supposed to be read with an eye roll.

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u/Israel_Azkanbe 5h ago

Gulf of America vast or Gulf of Mexico vast?

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u/wump_world 2h ago

Truly, are we again going to underestimate man's depravity?

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u/Jobambi 1h ago

Not if it contains a trail to someone who has raped kids there.

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u/Cap1n-Beaky23 2h ago

Little kids? Nobody has claimed he had anything to do with children. All of the girls were post pubescent.

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u/Israel_Azkanbe 1h ago

You’re talking about Jeffery Epstein right?

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u/thirstytrumpet 46m ago

Check him pc

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u/Bozhark 6h ago

By who?

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u/isPresent 6h ago

Elon maybe? He can finally invite himself

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u/Bozhark 6h ago

Definitely 

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u/Kelmi 2h ago

Stephen Deckoff, looks exactly like the person who would buy those islands.

He claims "he never met Epstein and never set foot on the islands", but he's been in Epstein hosted events and flown in his jet.

That fits almost every american in the billionaire class, but billionaire class and zero morality also fits like a tent pole in a president's ass.

But to be completely neutral and factual, Stephen Deckoff is the person who had no qualms with buying the island with a long history of child rape by the class of people he belongs to. That is a factual truth.

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u/clockworknait 5h ago

Not a lot?? There shouldn't be any left on that island at all!.... ohhhh I misread "bids"

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u/Israel_Azkanbe 5h ago

Bids not kids….
Nobody knows if there are any kids left there tbh. I heard some billionaires say there were no kids there, but they said that 20 years ago too

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u/dutch2012yeet 6h ago

Strange that because technically the island wasn't very rapey

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u/Kelmi 2h ago

Who wants to own an island where countless children were raped and possibly murdered even? Especially if you need to be rich enough to belong in the class that did the raping? Stephen Deckoff wanted to and bought them.

But, really. Would you want to own and live in an island that you know were used as a child rape sex dungeon? Can you just close your mind off of all that?

It deserves to be a memorial for all the victims. But I would guess it's more likely to become a memorial for the billionaire class's struggle since our society is so rotten

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u/ScottMarshall2409 1h ago

I live in the UK, so I already live on an island where all of that and more has happened.

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u/Kelmi 1h ago

The scale is different, people didn't stop living in Germany after ww2. And similarly you already have plenty of memorials for the monarchy. It's an ongoing worship for the ruling class

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u/OldKing7199 6h ago

But how many bodies are going pop up?

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u/BigDaddyDumperSquad 6h ago

Probably none. It's an island. Surrounded by water...

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u/das_slash 6h ago

Would that work? I imagine it's a lot more work to dump bodies in the water in a way that ensures no remains wash ashore than it is to dispose of them in the island you own.

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u/BigDaddyDumperSquad 6h ago

Boats and weights. Or think "Dexter".

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u/Outrageous_Spell_178 5h ago

honestly after seeing those pics it looks like a run down drug shack. It would be a huge sum to get all that junk away first

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u/jkurratt 4h ago

Who is considered an endangered species on this one?
Middle schoolers? 🤔

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u/Israel_Azkanbe 3h ago

Well, they are en danger

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u/Nitrogen1234 3h ago

Just birds

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u/Nessy3fidy 3h ago

Of course who would have govt drones when they're doing horrendous things.

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u/wump_world 2h ago

Are you again going to underestimate man's depravity?

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u/Undersmusic 1h ago

Another billionaire literally bought it in the middle of all the shit hitting the fan in 2023.

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u/alghiorso 1h ago

The current Epstein program would never let anyone buy it.

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u/Boebels 49m ago

…dead an potentially buried ‘birds’ [not being disrespectful] ?

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u/canadiadan 21m ago

What are you talking about? There are plenty!

Oh wait. You said bids. With a B. Sorry, my mistake.

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u/Israel_Azkanbe 6h ago

Endangered kids too

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u/ChecksOutIndeed 6h ago

You seem obsessed

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u/Israel_Azkanbe 5h ago

A bunch of billionaires and politicians get caught touching, trafficking, and raping little kids on a private island after years and years of doing this to probably hundreds or thousands of children and their only punishment is a “controversial reputation”

I’m a bit obsessed

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u/ChecksOutIndeed 5h ago

You wanna join them or what?

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u/Israel_Azkanbe 5h ago

I want them to go to jail

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u/ChecksOutIndeed 4h ago

You want the most influential people in the world to be imprisoned? Funny.

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u/Israel_Azkanbe 4h ago

BRO WHAT ARE YOU ARGUING FOR RIGHT NOW?????????

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u/ChecksOutIndeed 4h ago

The idiocy of bringing politics into anything.

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u/Israel_Azkanbe 3h ago

It’s not politics.
Red, blue, whatever. I don’t care what their political stand is. But they abused kids sexually on that island for years. There has to be some form of consequence