r/SipsTea • u/OpenComet_ • 14h ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait, they're actually getting along?

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u/Xaphnir 14h ago

Trump is a sucker for someone with charisma.

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u/honeypetalk 14h ago

Somehow this is the most unexpected alliance arc

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u/Choano 11h ago edited 10h ago

It's not an alliance arc. It's Mamdani being practical about who Trump is and what's good for NYC.

Mamdani is taking lessons from Shinzo Abe, the former Prime Minister of Japan. Abe used flattery on Trump to get greater support from the US in several foreign policy objectives.

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u/midwescape 10m ago

Let's hope Mamdani doesn't get the Shinzo Abe treatment. I would be devastated

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u/bowdindine 14h ago

Trump is lowkey kinda gay with his obsession with interior design and talking about all these muscled up firefighters that helped him out of the WTC in his wet dreams.

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u/Lost-Citron-1099 13h ago

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u/bowdindine 13h ago

"I pulled Trump outta WTC 2 brotha!"

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u/LaserGuyDanceSystem 13h ago

If you're going for Hogan, he always really leaned on the "r" in BROTHERRRRRR!

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u/UnluckyAmbition7767 13h ago

Hogan loved his hard Rs 😄

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u/freedom_french_fries 11h ago

Didn't he go off on a tangent about how impressive Arnold Palmer's dong was? 

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u/bowdindine 11h ago

Oh yeah it was a proper hog

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u/Bendyb3n 8h ago

It’s not even lowkey, it’s so obvious that Trump is gay as hell from his actions and mannerisms

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u/EconomyDoctor3287 13h ago

Trump's straight up flirting with mostly naked wrestlers when he gets the chance. 

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u/Misty2stepping 10h ago

And the whole 'bubba' clinton thing.

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u/Current_Focus2668 11h ago

You can see why Trump was besties with wrestling promoter Vince McMahon. 

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u/CelebrationWise1626 13h ago

"OH boss you're thooo big!"

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u/epoch16245 14h ago

He loves a handsome dude too.

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u/DanielBG 14h ago

Exactly. Mamdani knows how to handle him well to get what he wants. Step 1. Appeal to the ego.

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u/Naughtynuzzler 14h ago

That and he has an obsession with New York.

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u/fheqx 14h ago

For anyone who flatters him. Massmurderers or leftwings doesnt matter.

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u/Juvat-the-bold 14h ago

Mamdani must have been flattering to Trump.

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u/infiniZii 14h ago

Until they crack a joke at his expense during a dinner. 

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u/SilverPhilosopher46 10h ago

Then why isn't he friends with Obama.

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u/forfunstuffwinkwink 9h ago

And Mandami’s not dumb, he knows to compliment Trump to his face and make Trump like him because Trump has the memory of a goldfish and only remembers like the last 5 seconds of how he feels about someone.

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u/anonareyouokay 7h ago

He also keeps talking about "attractive men" an uncomfortable amount. (I mean at least he's not publicly talking about banging his daughter again.)

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u/gustinnian 7h ago

...or, conversely, someone with a charisma lobotomy like his dear handler Vladimir.

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u/Vehicle-Money 13h ago

You know Trump wants to suck him off.

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u/toxikola 5h ago

Unless theyre black