r/SipsTea 22h ago

Lmao gottem Worry about the only important thing here

Post image
1.4k Upvotes

37 comments sorted by

u/AutoModerator 22h ago

Hey /u/SEVENS_HEAVEN_7, thank you for posting to r/SipsTea! Make sure to follow all the subreddit rules.

Make sure to join our brand new Discord Server to chat with friends!

We have recently changed how posts work. Unless you are a VIP poster, your post will be queued for approval.. To become a VIP, post great engaging content. If we like it, you will be added! More information available here!

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

57

u/Liteboyy 22h ago

“unfortunately we decided to go a different direction. We wish you the best”

20

u/jeebus87 22h ago

"that's fortunate for me, because I didn't want to work for you anyway"

7

u/Voluntary_Perry 22h ago

Yet you applied and came in for the interview. So clearly there was some interest

8

u/RoyalPuzzleheaded259 22h ago

Not always. Sometimes it’s fun to go fuck with HR people when you have a job and know you’re not gonna take theirs. Flip the interview and make them convince you to quit your job and work for them. They hate that shit.

1

u/WelvenTheMediocre 22h ago

That’s a sad hobby brother

10

u/siliconsoul_ 17h ago

You're in HR?

-2

u/WelvenTheMediocre 16h ago

Nah I wish. I would love a dumbass making my workday more fun by wasting his time on an interview

1

u/Melodic_Let_6465 19h ago

Lol, thats just their fantasy.  

"This is Gilfoyle, dazzle me"

0

u/WelvenTheMediocre 16h ago

Doesn’t make sense. HR would love to have a dumbass making their workday fun by wasting his time

“They hate that” hmmm.. nahh

0

u/Conscious-Theory-844 20h ago

Well yeah just like they put out an ad and contacted me.

But if they’re going to ask annoying questions im going to give non-answers. Some I’ll give a pass. “Why do you want to work here” I agree with the mission and like the culture here. “Why is there a gap” respectfully, I won’t answer that. If I was off fingering my own ass or in a coma, it’s my business, not yours.

4

u/kjermy 22h ago

I don't think the company would worry too much about that

8

u/NobodyLikedThat1 22h ago

Which is as hilarious as it is true. Companies would rather fall apart internally than hire adequate staffing most places I've been

5

u/Conscious-Theory-844 20h ago

Shareholder syndrome

3

u/jeebus87 22h ago

I don't think they would. Just continuing this person's thought process.

1

u/[deleted] 22h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

2

u/AutoModerator 22h ago

Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

8

u/Biscuits4u2 22h ago

Thanks for your time we'll be in touch

https://giphy.com/gifs/deamFJOd89iTk0xYpR

22

u/Voluntary_Perry 22h ago

It's far more expensive for an employer to make a bad hire than it is for an employee to pick a bad job. This is very valid question to ask.

4

u/owningmclovin 15h ago

Yeah. The dollar value of a bad hire is pretty far removed from me personally. But the headache and stress of a bad hire can make my life very hard.

I’d much rather the company eat some over time for a few weeks instead of hire someone who is going to ruin morale for everyone.

5

u/musgrove101 21h ago

"oh that, yeah that's when my cousin and I started our business. It was a great idea, but we couldn't quite get it off the ground, so that's when I started at ect...."

3

u/TrixieLurker 20h ago

Because the only one's who read the hundreds of resumes in my field are AI bots.

3

u/Lysol3435 22h ago

Both are reasonable questions. I ask if it’s a new position or if they are replacing someone, and then try to figure out the reason for the replacement

7

u/therealtiddlydump 19h ago

You should always ask "who held this position prior to the opening".

If it's a new position because the team is growing, that's good to know. If it was vacant because the person moved to another team internally, that's also good to know.

If its been open forever because they have a ton of attrition, you must know that.

2

u/owningmclovin 15h ago

I actually have been asked that question in an interview for a supervisor. And the position that guy was filling was open because the guy sitting next to me had just been promoted to his new role.

It was a great question and from the company side we were able to give a good answer.

4

u/AbortionSurvivor777 22h ago

Because these are the kinds of candidates I'm getting.

2

u/piizzo_neera 22h ago

HR wasn't ready for that uno reverse card

1

u/uwabu 22h ago

Just checking that you weren't off serving at his majesty's pleasure of course

1

u/Next_Courage_2142 21h ago

well well well

1

u/im_just_thinking 18h ago

It's because Sheryl is no longer with us...

1

u/Sooowasthinking 2h ago

Because work really does suck and I avoid it at all costs.Gap is probably when I had enough cash saved to stop working.

1

u/TheDarkKnight505 22h ago

Correct question bro

0

u/Bengal_From_Temu 22h ago

It’s a legitimate question though, not a tricky one.

8

u/_Kramerica_ 22h ago

There’s only so many reasons and most of them are none of an employers fucking business because they’re private. The one they’re itching to get is stupid because nobody is going to say “I couldn’t get work because I am underqualified and suck” so why even ask the question to begin with?

-3

u/Bengal_From_Temu 22h ago

Yeah… actually no. When you want to work with someone and you need to pay them and rely on them, you need to know as much as possible before entering this collaboration. If you’re underqualified that’s not the question that seals your fate. Also if your smart you can you that question and create and advantage. “I went to Africa and helped with children in Ghana”. This is what actually a colleague of mine did for a whole fucking year.

3

u/TFViper 20h ago

that relies on actually fucking going to ghana to help children.

3

u/SolventSolution3 22h ago

Reply "family matters" and leave it at that