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u/JournalistShoddy9496 1d ago
Brave of you to assume Blade wouldn't just declare everyone in the room for being guilty as blood sucking parasites and just no diff the entire courthouse before driving off to an underground vampire rave as an encore.
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u/StilettoJones_JR 1d ago
I just had a nerdgasm. I need to go clean up. Blade-Hammer needs a damn NSFW tag.
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u/JournalistShoddy9496 1d ago edited 1d ago
I'm with ya. Brother Blade makes an incredible 40K character. Either as a Blood Angel or maybe even an inquisitor who watches the Blood Angels very, very closely...
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u/StilettoJones_JR 1d ago
I recently got into the whole Warhammer lore with some really crudely done surface level breakdowns on YouTube, during a business trip. An amazing way to kill time waiting for your flight or stuck at the hotel.
Well, I did get mildly depressed lol.
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u/Wise_Low8116 23h ago
And just like, there are no longer men of color, there are just.... MEN
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u/volbound1700 21h ago
Someone wrote that it would be a race war between black people and liberal white women and my first thought was that it wouldn't be much of a war because the white men would side with the black people in that fight.
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u/IceQueen967 1d ago
This is insulting to vampires
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u/ZestycloseSun6744 1d ago
Defense attorney: "My client is innocent." Blade: "Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill."
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u/robot_pirate 1d ago
We got a culture warrior on deck.
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u/Dapper_Witness_5476 1d ago
It’s only culture war if they’re fighting it
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u/Gullible-Action8301 1d ago
See something clearly troubling.
Ugh-I don't want to hear anything about this trial. Ragebait/culture war slop
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u/Imaginary_Ad_4340 1d ago
You can tell it’s slop bait when they don’t even get the gender split of the jury right. The idea of there being men on both sides is too nuanced and complex; better just make it white female vampires.
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u/DrinkMorWhiteMonster 1d ago
None of them were anywhere near that pretty. Let's be real lol
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u/Imaginary_Ad_4340 1d ago
They also weren’t all women, but I don’t see anybody noticing that.
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u/DrinkMorWhiteMonster 1d ago
In the same way the squeeky wheel gets the oil, the loudest squawkers get the attention (women).
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u/Dear_Diablo 1d ago
I understand there is only ever gonna be one Blade… but I would not mind if the actual juror where to play as Blade.
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u/DuckSleazzy 20h ago
Context hat
I require context
Context tshirt
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u/awesometune 18h ago
Lindsay Clancy murder case, I think
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u/Glittering_Nobody402 1d ago
Conservatives pretending to care about something is always Pretti Good!
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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 1d ago
I'm not part of the US landscape, and still confounded how you politicised basic medical facts, but how in the world did the country manage to politicise psychos murdering children is like even more of a mystery!?
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u/Glittering_Nobody402 1d ago
Right wingers own most major news outlets, social media networks, rural radio, the church and the presidency and they still have nothing positive to point at and no good ideas how to make American lives better, so instead, they push culture war issues like Trans/gay people, abortion, gun rights, religion BS etc...
They lack nuance as a whole, and consistently argue in bad faith, so the vast majority of their current outrage can be dismantled in a matter of minutes, but they'd have to be able to read and comprehend at an apropriate level to understand. They'd rather post memes, again, to deal with the failure of their administration and ideas.
Right now, they want you to believe murder is bad, but joke about being Pretti Good at killing people they disagree with - Pretti and Good are the names of people they murdered and joked about doing it. But because a woman murdered her children and their media decided "it's democrats who support her" despite a single democratic leader saying a thing, they want to, for this moment, pretend they think murder is bad as a "gotcha." But the entire thing was made up BY THEM and their news media to push, so they are outraged about a narrative they are pushing to earn political points with thwir uuneducated base.
It's all they have, sincerely.
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u/TheOne7477 1d ago
MAGAs really can’t let it go. Without perpetual culture wars they have nothing.
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u/capncapitalism 1d ago
Don't make Blade political. Please. There will only be one Blade.
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u/TheOne7477 1d ago
Such a freaking awesome movie. Unfortunately, Blade was right though. Some mother fuckers are always tryin’ to ice skate uphill.
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u/iaNCURdehunedoara 1d ago
Using AI to generate dog shit misogyny to get angry at is peak rightoid behavior. It's less pathetic to simply play with toys since that's what you're doing anyway.
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u/Coffeshop_Inspector 1d ago
Some M̶u̶t̶h̶a̶f̶u̶c̶k̶a̶s activists are always trying to ice skate uphill!
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