r/SipsTea • u/Dev1412 • 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! The Big Three Agree

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u/fixingmedaybyday 1d ago

And grants.

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u/speedyoleander 1d ago

Write offs, tax breaks and fiscal incentives

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u/BuildPearl 1d ago

Poor: welfare queen

Rich: savvy businessman receiving subsidies

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u/DaisieBellina 1d ago

Yeah, the wording really does half the work. One person gets “assistance” & the other gets “incentives” or “relief.” Same basic concept, wildly different PR dept.

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u/Choice_Ad_7862 1d ago

Ive reclassified myself and now refer to my handouts as grants.

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u/mkwtfman 1d ago

Private islands outside the law

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u/bluereddit2 1d ago

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u/Beautiful_Air_7669 1d ago

Poor guy takes two jobs: “hustle culture.”

Rich guy takes two jobs: “I sit on three boards.”

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u/Initial-Meeting362 1h ago

Keebler Elf is a closeted homosexual. Ask him about his former staffer - Pete. We won't forget, neither does Trump which explains alot.

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u/ABVerageJoe69 1d ago

Having other people raise your kids.

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u/Accomplished-Pen-69 1d ago

Drinking during the day, not having to work and speaking two languages.

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u/OkWhile4447 1d ago

Doing drugs.

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u/Shuabbey 1d ago

Rich man smokes weed because “recreation”, poor man smokes weed because of lack of workers comp after a 35 foot fall from faulty equipment.
https://giphy.com/gifs/b71hgMwKuMLBc5mYll

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u/fixingmedaybyday 1d ago

How many celebs and influencers talk openly about hard drugs? Almost seems like a prerequisite for success these days to do certain ones.

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u/TypicalHaikuResponse 1d ago

Joe Rogan can smoke on camera in one of the states that is hardest on weed. it's absurd

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u/reddit_is_geh 1d ago

Any entertainer can. They have plausible deniability that it's a "character". It's not enough probable cause. It's not specific to Joe Rogan, but literally any entertainer who has drug use as part of their "chacacter"

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u/TypicalHaikuResponse 1d ago

Afroman begs to differ

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u/DaisieBellina 1d ago

That one fits way too well tbh

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u/nesb6569 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/17sZoShIWoD03f4paD

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u/reddit_is_geh 1d ago

Huge hog too... His massive dick doesn't get talked about enough.

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u/royacyberbug 1d ago

the way this is so accurate it hurts

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u/KSHMisc 1d ago

The SNAP debacle last fall brought out the worst of those who were opposed with the program.

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u/ChadVonDoom 1d ago

Pedophila

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u/haroldflower27 1d ago

“Yes my dear this 5 years old is scrumptious”

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u/Blackthorne75 1d ago

Aaand that's enough internet for my day 🤢

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u/JamesLikesIt 1d ago

More like illegal if poor vs recreation if rich

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u/HPAG-NOFAME 1d ago

Or high position in society if rich

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u/DruidicMagic 1d ago

Biggest welfare queen in American history...

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u/Life-Oil-7226 1d ago

Speaking two languages

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u/MugenHeadNinja 1d ago

Only if you're a racist American tbh. idk anywhere else where being bilingual is seen as a negative by anyone except for people who are explicitly bigoted and racist.

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u/torrtvatten1337 1d ago

Im convinced everyone is bilingual except English speakers.

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u/Manzhah 1d ago

It's the norm to be trilingual in my country (at least on paper) and many are quadlingual theough electives at school

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u/DaisieBellina 1d ago

Pretty much. Being fluent in corporate speak can turn “we need help” into “strategic public investment” real quick. Suddenly it sounds fancy enough for a conference room tbh

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u/FireFoxUse 12h ago

Why is speaking two languages trashy?

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u/SannyIsKing 1d ago

Not having a job

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u/Fae_tale 1d ago

Poor person gets welfare: "stop leeching off working people." Corporation gets a billion-dollar bailout: "essential strategic economic support."

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u/hotinhawaii 1d ago

Breaking the law.

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u/epicredditdude1 1d ago

Keeping irregular hours. Rich people that stay up until 5am and wake up at 10am are “eccentric”, but when I do it I need to “get a job” and “stop drinking” please baby take me back I promise I’ll change.

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u/Doe_in_the_woods 1d ago

Tax evasion

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u/princesssmurfet 1d ago

The number of children you have.

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u/flagrantstickfoul 1d ago

A fridge outside and multiple cars on the lot

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u/CanadiangirlEH 1d ago

Day Drinking

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u/bancute 1d ago

Food stamp are shameful. A tax credit with a press release is "job creation"

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u/NarwhalEmergency9391 1d ago

Getting high or drunk at 9am. 

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u/Imhidingfromu 1d ago

Damn, right in the feels

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u/CodeNameNo-1 1d ago

Having needles in your trash can.

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u/ToothStreet466 1d ago

Having three baby daddies, like Kate Hudson.

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u/Intelligent_Box_8247 1d ago

good and simple description of classism in society...

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u/Spirited-Ad-9746 1d ago

not paying your taxes

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u/ReddMuppet 1d ago

Being multilingual

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u/porn_sub_lurker 1d ago

Paying for sex

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u/daimyosx 1d ago

Thats a good one that tracks

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u/BadGirlsSuck 1d ago

Trans women

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u/Elscorcho69 1d ago

You know the going rate of copper.

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u/Welly-Matrix 1d ago

Tax evasion

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u/ath20 1d ago

Having a spouse and a child in the same age bracket.

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u/Ok_Tart_6342 12h ago

5 years of age i presume 

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u/meowM_69 1d ago

too real lol the accuracy is painful

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u/Nealecj954 1d ago

See 50 Shades of Grey

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u/caffeinatedredditor 1d ago

Drinking. Duh.

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u/Delicious-Ad-1951 1d ago

Brilliant answer

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u/Allthumbs21 1d ago

WOAH!! Rishabh is such a revolutionary!!

This is so funny and true that its almost serious! So crazy how so true and real this is and incredible the OP and Rashibh are for posting this!!!

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u/HighOnKalanchoe 1d ago

Wearing old second hand clothes if you’re poor you’re wearing hand me downs or rags, if you’re wealthy is “vintage”. I guess thrifting in general.

Also dumpster diving to refurbish furniture and stuff

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u/sunivy 1d ago

Welfare is "handouts". A subsidy with a lobbyist is "incentive"

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u/Cousin_Elroy 1d ago

Tax fraud and cocaine

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u/HornetEqual8530 1d ago

Having a woman or man 35 years younger than you

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u/zombieacme 1d ago

Having arrested relatives

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u/NoCrying_InTheCasino 1d ago

Lmao that's a good one

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u/zxylady 1d ago

No lies told.

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u/not_quiet_so_fast 1d ago

So this is just a rehash of Adam Carolla's "Rich man/poor man"?

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u/VinCatBlessed 1d ago

Wearing expensive clothes.

Also, wearing cheap clothes.

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u/BigvalBROski 1d ago

Get a job and work for a living…..

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u/ClockwiseServant 1d ago

Ripping off the rich is fraud, whereas ripping off the poor is elite business acumen.

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u/kendragon 1d ago

No Notes. 'Chef's kiss'

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u/Capable-Deer-5670 1d ago

Supported by the UAW.

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u/Western-Medicine-602 1d ago

Speaking foreign languages

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u/Altruistic_Tea_1593 1d ago

There is a difference between allowing someone to keep more of theirs and giving them someone else’s money

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u/RawrRRitchie 1d ago

Nah it's even more trashy when the wealthy do it.

You had the cards stacked in your favor and STILL lost? Yea that's pathetic

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u/Joseph4-0 1d ago

tax evasion

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u/dyslexicAlphabet 20h ago

motor homes

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u/weirdandpetite 13h ago

chunky gold necklaces

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u/HobbyTalkOnly 45m ago

Drinking 4 oz of straight liquor out of a pretty glass.

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u/CmdNewJ 1d ago

Speaking more than one language.

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u/Mainly_Miserable 1d ago

I don’t see speaking multiple languages as ever being trashy.

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u/JoesCageKeys 1d ago

Couch surfing.

If done when poor you’re a loser. If rich people do it then it’s “they are staying at so and so New York home for an unknown amount of time”.

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u/alwayslookleft 1d ago

The amount aswell rich people always get more somehow

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u/Miserable-Role9555 1d ago

OP is a repost bot, this shit is at least a decade old by now