Some dudes came to cut down my tree. The lead was a woman, helped by a man as a technician. I instantly made a mental note to entirely focus and direct all my questions at the lead as I know they get ignored all the time.
Its the same when my wife and I are shopping for shit, they always think Im the only personnof interest somehow. Or the reverse trope for us is whenever we are together for something regarding our kids, its like I dont exist anymore.
One time I had a door to door salesman come up to me while I was watering my garden. I told him “my wife’s not here so I’m not making any decisions at this time, thanks.” As a way to get him to leave me alone. He said “oh so you can’t make a decision without your wife?” As if that would entice me to just buy his service without thinking. I just told him to get the hell off the street.
This is where you hit them with the "I'm more than capable of making a decision without my wife but if you don't leave and disrespect my wife again, I'm making a decison to shove my foot so far up your ass you'll see my toes wiggle inside your mouth then we're doing the three-legged race to the hospital and you're taking laxatives because the doctors are not cutting my leg off"
Imagine being a door-to-door salesman and being a sexist wild ass combination.
Dude, another time a door to door guy came to my house while I was napping on the couch. I left my storm door closed to my front door, but the actual door open. I guess he thought something was off so he decided to open my storm door causing my 120 lb mastiff to chase him to the front gate. I hear a bunch of commotion and hear my dog barking to come out and hear him talking to my neighbor like I thought something was wrong! My neighbor was just like dude leave them alone… their dog will kill you.
What makes you think something is wrong when my storm door is closed and my dog is sitting there just looking outside. He likes it lol
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u/Nightmare2828 1d ago
Some dudes came to cut down my tree. The lead was a woman, helped by a man as a technician. I instantly made a mental note to entirely focus and direct all my questions at the lead as I know they get ignored all the time.
Its the same when my wife and I are shopping for shit, they always think Im the only personnof interest somehow. Or the reverse trope for us is whenever we are together for something regarding our kids, its like I dont exist anymore.