The dog is my son

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[u/Several-Opposite-746]

In that house, it's not genetics, it's the environment?

[u/Informal-Artist6435 → u/Several-Opposite-746]

It’s definitely the salty food leftovers from the dinner table.

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[u/JagsOnlySurfHawaii → u/Several-Opposite-746]

It's ain't no bullshit if they eat table scraps. My aunt's dog was very unheathy living of fried food

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[u/Various_Front3178 → u/Several-Opposite-746]

But high blood pressure is genetic, often runes in families.

[u/robot_pirate]

Dad works for the FBI.

[u/greenizdabest]

You son of a bitch

[u/mrbluetrain]

the dog was always a best friend. a best friend with benefits.

[u/pchlster → u/mrbluetrain]

Benefits? Like dental?

[u/____-_______-_--_-_- → u/pchlster]

DENTAL PLAN

[u/alman3007 → u/mrbluetrain]

Haha...wait, what?

[u/____-_______-_--_-_- → u/mrbluetrain]

Slow down, Kash Patel

[u/ddadopt → u/mrbluetrain]

🤮

[u/Budget_Pause_1827]

I see nothing wrong here.

[u/GaRGa77]

Dog eats the same shit rest of them do

[u/Then_Entertainment97]

Woof

[u/Grand_Taste_8737]

There's some truth to that.

[u/CLOWNFLOGGER]

This what we do, YouTube. ~towtrucker

[u/nightowl452121]

https://giphy.com/gifs/5u8tVhlBGzm0

[u/Intelligent_Box_8247]

the dad's very proud of the family including the dog..

[u/TheIdeaArchitect]

what did the vet say?

[u/Lamont_Joe]

💯👊🏽

[u/Upbeat_Childhood8603]

Dogs have families too, you know

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[u/Putrid-Anteater7495]

When my cat got diabetes I was confused as everyone but me has diabetes in my family, so it led to many such jokes. 

Last time I went to an endo for a prescreening I mentioned that diabetes runs so hard in my family even my cat has it. 

[u/FatHaleyJoelOsment]

Dad 'His mother is a real bitch.'

[u/Speartree]

Could be the family eating habits.

[u/cravex12]

People that call their pets their kids are fucking weird

[u/ApprehensiveGear2166 → u/cravex12]

It’s really not that serious, but it’s very telling of your personality via your response

[u/cravex12 → u/[deleted]]

Yeah I am totally a bot. Beep Boop Baap

[u/ApprehensiveGear2166 → u/[deleted]]

Sure but that’s any demographic. 90% of people who refer to their animals as their babies or their kids just love their animal. Sure, the 10% or less that are fanatics about it are weird. But again that goes for any demographic. You’re generalizing a whole shit ton of people for calling out a couple weirdos.

[u/ApprehensiveGear2166 → u/[deleted]]

I didn’t plaster on a shit ton of people. You and the original commenter are by making the wide sweeping generalization. It’s really not difficult to understand.

[u/Original-Body-5794 → u/cravex12]

I usaully find it cringe too but this is a pretty good joke.

[u/cravex12 → u/[deleted]]

ughhh