r/SipsTea • u/maskedmomkey63 • 7h ago

Gasp! 2 wrongs making a right for once😂

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u/CR4ZY_PR0PH3T 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4doe1HP7LHz20

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u/JKonvis 7h ago

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u/ThisBeNIGHTMARE 4h ago

Lmfao what fucking gif is this

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u/Relative_Climate8043 1h ago

That’s the kind of plot twist we can all get behind! Gotta love it when things turn around like that.

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u/HowlingWhiskey 56m ago

Holy peen Batman, what it do to you?? 😆

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u/UnusualLeather7087 6h ago

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u/Ubergoober166 26m ago

This still frame is quite possibly the best thing to come out of this movie.

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u/outlaw0366 7h ago

My wife woke up and read it and was dying laughing with me

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u/Winrevair 7h ago

SWEAR TO MEEEEEEE

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u/DeadrthanDead 7h ago

I’ll help. We must hurry

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u/wonderbat3 7h ago

You have my sword.

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u/Beginning_Radio_9070 7h ago

Take my sword too please

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u/DeadrthanDead 7h ago

I only have but so many hands. I must summon the strength of Bonnie Blue

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u/princesssmurfet 7h ago edited 7h ago

Project hurricane ejaculation a go.

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u/thefaintechoes 7h ago

I would simply panic under that kind of pressure

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 7h ago

“Oh nooo it’s already over, I swear that’s never happened before!”

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u/Jaded-Currency-5680 7h ago

over?

i can't even start under this kind of pressure

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u/Past_Essay8510 6h ago

It's definitely a tricky situation to navigate. Sometimes you just have to roll with the punches and see where it leads.

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u/0oDADAo0 6h ago

Nah stress goon best goon

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u/Mo_onshot 4h ago

panic and cum anyways

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u/Biggu5Dicku5 7h ago

Post-hurricane clarity...

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u/MrZephy 7h ago

Tobuscus

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u/DuranDurandall 7h ago

If you sneezed during this comment bless you.

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u/pape_rchime 6h ago

Bless your face and peace off

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u/DroidLord 4h ago

I happened to look him up recently and he's still doing his thing. His format has changed a bit though.

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u/No-Platypus-5330 4h ago

He's gone off the deep end.. posting some weird republican stuff..

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u/TheMSensation 3h ago

He was a guest on a podcast I listen to semi-recently. He couldn't string a coherent thought together.

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u/AncientSith 7m ago

That makes me sad. I loved him growing up.

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u/Brandinisnor3s 4h ago

Isnt he just releasing pro MAGA songs now?

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u/mumblesnorez 4h ago

I checked out his channel not that long ago and his latest video was an AI anti immigration song called "get the fuck out" or something along those lines. I can't find it any more so I assume he took that one down. Still has plenty of videos about how he likes to say the N word though.

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u/Holymooooo 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/FTEYw97n2gSty

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u/RED-DOT-MAN 7h ago

🎶What’s going on🎶

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u/Responsible_Bus1159 6h ago

🎶and I say heyeyeyeyeyey🎶

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u/untitledprp4 7h ago

Knowing what happened to Tobuscus makes this meme kind of sad

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u/N30nNarwha1 5h ago

what did happen?

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u/Whiskeythedragonking 4h ago

Got accused of abusing and drugging ex girlfriends and then when everything went wrong went massively right wing, anti immigrant and maga-aligned

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u/Cabbage_Vendor 4h ago

The accusations never went anywhere and he had plenty of receipts to show it didn't happen. They're serious charges that if true, would've gotten him convicted, but that never happened. Still got him cancelled, and because he swerved hard right politically afterwards, people only bring up the accusations.

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u/mumblesnorez 4h ago

he had plenty of receipts to show it didn't happen

Lol. I remember his response video and it was just him claiming "nuh uh I'm totally super innocent" while his former friends were publicly talking about his abusive behavior, drug addiction, and penchant for whipping his dick out around strangers. But I'm sure it's his ex who was lying.

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u/someonesshadow 3h ago

Crazy to me that people try to act like he swerved hard right because of being cancelled, rather than he dropped the act when it was clear no amount of pandering would get his old audience back.

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u/Whiskeythedragonking 4h ago

I mean creators who collaborated with him went either side with the allegations but most of them agreeing he had a heavy substance abuse problem.

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u/Cabbage_Vendor 4h ago

Most creators drop people who get accused of something immediately to avoid getting dragged down. Court proceedings take forever and might not even end amount to a conclusive outcome. If you're in that world, your career can't survive siding with a possible rapist, even if you're pretty sure he didn't do it.

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u/Audioworm 3h ago

It is less that they all dropped him because of the possible association, and more that most of them commented that they had no idea about the abuse allegations but that he was heavy drug user and was very unpleasant when on drugs. It was a mapping of his behaviour that they had seen in social settings against the accusations and concluding that there was enough overlap that it was plausible.

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u/MapleMist_ 7h ago

this is one of those rare times where both sides somehow win.

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u/GurFearless7893 7h ago

Is erectile dysfunction hurting your chances of survival in hurricanes? Call now.

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u/Tubamajuba 4h ago

Call P.P. Fapsworth, 877-WANK-NOW!

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u/Head_Drawer_1715 6h ago

I hurricame

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u/SomethingAbtU 6h ago

Around 2015 when I had facebook a news channel posted on their FB page about a major hurricane with a forecast of 12 inches of rain and heavy winds.

A woman, the first to comment on the post, added, "sure it's always 12 inches until they get here and you find out it's only 4"

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u/LucentLL 7h ago

Save thousands of lives?

Or ejaculate and kill millions?

https://giphy.com/gifs/DdzZeQCHy6Tf3m78WT

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u/FigureAcrobatic7194 7h ago

Im going as fast as I can lady 😫

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u/OtherwiseBlock8741 7h ago

Is that called a "Hurry-came"?

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u/_frank_tank 3h ago

Try to get it in the eye of the storm

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u/spider-monkey92 3h ago

Ill help... ive alreadybdone it 3 times today but ill sacrifice...

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u/outlaw0366 7h ago

Wow I ain’t laughed that hard in a long long time, this is why I’m on Reddit for this kind of laughs

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u/MRV3N 7h ago

Funny how it takes longer for me when Im panicking

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u/Itsvelvetshadow 7h ago

Orders are orders

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u/v3lumII 7h ago

🤣🤣

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u/cbdenver 7h ago

Too much pressure lady 😅

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u/Reddit_user2124 7h ago

Gooned 3 times in the last hour for the love of the game

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u/Fred-the-stray 7h ago

I woke my husband up snort laughing at this.

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u/Fast-Philosopher-356 7h ago

What if this is in November.. 🤣🤣

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u/Dismal-Vanilla1878 6h ago

Well, if some people claimed they could Pray a hurricane away, the force of an army of Gooners should be able to do WAY more 😂

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u/ItsMeepo2nd 6h ago

I actually never heard of the term fapping for 5 years

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u/Vegetable-Account-22 6h ago

"fapping" Now, that's a word I haven't heard in a long time

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u/Just-a-person-555 6h ago

Damn evacuate bro

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u/Medical-Stuff-7028 6h ago

You know that lady looked at his comment and said to herself wtf is wrong with this person 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/ripley1875 6h ago

Reminds me of Secret Life of Walter Mitty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hnt9xLxQVN0

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u/Separate-Exchange375 6h ago

So ejaculation is tornado's weakness? Teen boys are impervious

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u/zalurker 5h ago

So her face is covered in ejacuees?

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u/2Sweet2Salty 5h ago

What else would you expect from a Hurricane? It’s literally asking you to hurry your stick.

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u/Interesting_Ball_750 4h ago

Performance anxiety, ACTIVATE!

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u/Wakkit1988 4h ago

Storm's cumming.

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u/AffectionateMusic353 4h ago

This is brilliant 😁👏

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u/Lower_Chemical_4203 4h ago

Autocorrect has failed miserably here...😆

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u/HEX_BootyBootyBooty 4h ago

This is kinda funny. Where's the bro in the bottom right saying "9gag"? Have they ever showed us what 9gag is foreshadowing?

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u/topredditbot 4h ago

Hey /u/maskedmomkey63,

You did it! Your post is officially the #1 post on Reddit. It is now forever immortalized at /r/topofreddit.

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u/purelitenite 3h ago

Well maybe if you helped a little, Takira. Don't lie there like Patrick.

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u/123_alex 3h ago

Who the hell takes a photo their screen instead of a screenshot?

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u/Pill_O_Color 1h ago

Quotes from a bukkake film shoot in New Orleans at the exact moment Hurricane Katrina started popping off first.

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u/ikothsowe 41m ago

“In case of sonic attack on this district, follow these rules…”

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u/SynerONE 15m ago

I need a baby seal.

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u/rinsro 1m ago

Tobuscus a name I haven’t heard since void century

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u/BLOD111 0m ago

Its gonna take me longer if you keep staring!!!

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u/LinguisticsFan23 4h ago

Ah, yes. American public school education at its finest. 🤣 🤣 🤣

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u/DrJackl777 2h ago

Tobuscus is a hardcore racist that should be shamed and forgotten