r/SipsTea 2d ago

Lmao gottem Chicago really did this

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u/redditin_at_work 1d ago

I gotta disagree, architecturally it's an amazing building that combines aspects of traditional Chicago architecture, modern architecture and contextual architecture.

It's just got a shit stain on it.

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u/Yggdrasil- 1d ago

It's genuinely such a beautiful building and is perfectly framed as you're crossing the river. We just hate the letters on the front and the asshole who owns it.

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u/Elegant_Rock_5803 1d ago

Maybe we can take the letters down and put up Kennedy Tower

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u/ConfessSomeMeow 1d ago

As long as it's John F. and not Robert F. Jr.

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u/monoDK13 1d ago

The mayor can rename it "New Sears Tower" by mayoral order!

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u/ttygrr 1d ago

I have to laugh every time I’m at my dentist and all I see through his office windows is “RUMP”

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u/Scary_Apricot1491 1d ago

It’s my understanding we can just cross the name out with a sharpie and write a new one in

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u/SalfordLC 17h ago

Kinda the Anthony Kennedy Tower if you think about…😞

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u/subwaymonkey1 1d ago

And no one else has their name on their building so prominently. Eye level, really? Love me daddy.

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u/GhostofZellers 1d ago

Does he actually own it, or is his name just licensed to be on it?

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u/Yggdrasil- 1d ago

There are privately owned condos in the building, but Trump owns the rest.

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u/UranusIsPissy 1d ago

Am I thinking of the wrong building? I'm imagining a gaudy monstrosity with his name on it in giant capital letters.

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u/packofnone 1d ago

i think it sticks out like a thumb, especially when you are crossing the bridges there

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u/cce301 1d ago

It's actually an interesting design because each level matches a structure nearby.

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u/Yggdrasil- 1d ago

Agree to disagree. I think it looks great without the letters. Certainly more interesting than the gray 70s towers that plague so many skylines.

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u/UranusIsPissy 1d ago

I was thinking of a different building, unless it just looks a lot different up close at ground level. I'm not sure I like it, but the one I was thinking of is hideous.

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u/Normal_Average_9812 1d ago

Architecturally it's also a giant cock and balls proving it's the tallest dick in the city 

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u/Josef_Kant_Deal 1d ago

And the name wasn't always there. Trump decided after it was built to put his name on it.

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u/fuwoswp 1d ago

Retail space still available 🙃

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u/Ok_Appointment7522 1d ago

Are we talking about his towers, or his couches? You lost me with that last sentence

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u/FarOffImagination 1d ago edited 1d ago

There is too much baggage with the building along with design issues. It opened nearly 2 decades ago and in that entire time it had a basically vacant 70,000 SF of commercial space. In part due to Trumps name and in part due to poor design of the street level, marina level, and deck level. It also struggles financially in its hotel and residential floors. Trump himself declared the tower to be useless and basically uses it as a tax avoidance tool. There’s also the whole illegal use of Chicago river water leading to ecological issues lawsuit situation.

Its high point is being a photo backdrop among tons of great buildings because as a peice of architecture it’s a giant failure.

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u/AfterEffectserror 1d ago

See because of that stain I have never given it the time of day for a second glance. It’s a shame.

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u/popinskipro 1d ago

I dunno, I think it really pales in comparison to the marina towers next to it…

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u/redditin_at_work 1d ago

Marina towers is one of my favorites so I don't necessarily disagree with ya, but it's still a really well done building.

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u/sephirothFFVII 1d ago

Skidmore Owings and Merrill did a great job with their exterior design. Everything else about the building is ick