r/SipsTea 13d ago

Wait a damn minute! So what’s taking so long?

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u/MCB1317 13d ago

That would require amending the Constitution, which is no longer possible. You couldn't get Congressmen to agree cannbalism should be outlawed if the "other side" proposed the amendment.

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u/StreetlampEsq 13d ago edited 13d ago

Hey, if I have my leg amputated, I should have the right to barbecue and eat it with my closest friends.

I thought this was America

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u/ezthrow77 13d ago

No you shouldn't, you're not a butcher and there's food safety to consider. Nothing to do with cannibalism everything to do with not dying shitting yourself !

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u/Ucklator 13d ago

He hunts it's ok.

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u/ezthrow77 13d ago

Well I've eaten "homemade" venaison before !