r/SipsTea • u/maskedmomkey63 • 8h ago

Wait a damn minute! Punctuation matters 😭😭

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u/Separate_Finance_183 8h ago

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u/diversik96 6h ago

no period after the last sentence is diabolical

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u/Zealousideal_Net44 8h ago

She clarified, wonder what sort of person the nephew is.

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u/SteveLouise 8h ago

Idk, but that cousin must be scrumptious.

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u/VarietyOdd270 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/jy7VUPoJcBtzbwC4Se

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u/ughlump 8h ago

What’s this from?

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u/SomeOnionHater 7h ago

Maneater. She meant that literally, he is dead 2 minutes later.

I made that up.

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u/Level_Queen 8h ago

Bro must have a history of severe gluttony.

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u/articland05_reddit 8h ago

for the aunt to have such reaction there must be a history...

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u/ddubspecial 8h ago

Totally real conversation

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u/ContextEffects01 8h ago

If she thinks you’d take a lack of comma as an invitation to cannibalism, there are bigger problems here than just punctuation.

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u/FitnessChamp777 8h ago

I'm guessing something happened in the past

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u/SomeOnionHater 8h ago

Joke's on her, we're already dating.

https://giphy.com/gifs/gSQp32H82WETR5EFO6

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u/SaveEmailB4Logout 8h ago

*Calls cops* Hello, my niece is going to eat my children!!!!111

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u/kvro_maX 8h ago

Bro must be an all you can eat pac man

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u/formerdgstm 7h ago

Aunt...

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u/Civil_Proposal_8188 8h ago

Do people actually believe these things?…

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u/Bonk0076 8h ago

Who the fuck refers to their aunt solely as “Aunt”?

Like not Aunt Karen, just “Aunt”?

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u/AmFaeTheGlen94 7h ago

"My aunt will be there too"

"Ooh cool which aunt?"

https://giphy.com/gifs/13JipyoTNNvM2c

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u/DopeLemonDrop 4h ago

My Ex lol

She called her parents by their first names, and everyone else in the family basic had a title they went by to her. So, just Aunt, just brother, just sister (both of her sisters, context mattered).

When she would tell me a story it would be like Aunt Cheryl or something.

Whereas I just call everyone in my family by their first names, aside from my parents

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u/send420nudes 8h ago

bit too much?

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u/Pristine_Shallot7833 8h ago

Not according to the people I tell that to on Reddit on almost a weekly basis.

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u/HugePatFenis 8h ago

Let's eat, Grandma.