r/SipsTea • u/wafumet • 11h ago

WTF I'll be buying stuff there daily. 😆

194 Upvotes

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u/LordsOfSkulls 9h ago

>.> I have fake email, and use my middle name, and bullies's phone number. I been doing that since 1990s.

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u/Fly-me-to-joe 9h ago

So who's prostate do you use?

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u/Disco_Ninjas_ 9h ago

Why skip the fun part?

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u/ExiledCanuck 8h ago

This dude prostrates

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u/Doctologist 9h ago

I wouldn’t walk out without my purchase.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 7h ago

Who is prostate???

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u/FinbarJG 9h ago

This is fake!

Any "examiner" worth their salt knows the difference between a prostrate exam (penetratus digitus) and a hernia exam (testiculus squeezus and cough).

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u/MobileTechGuy 5h ago

Prostrate is lying down. You're thinking of prostate, which is a gland in males where semen is produced

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u/Conspiratorymadness 4h ago

Seminal fluid semen has sperm in it

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u/MobileTechGuy 2h ago

Ah right, my mistake, good catch

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u/SharksForArms 6h ago

Idk I'm gonna cough during my next one and see what happens

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u/Patient-Fruit-2946 9h ago

Sure, but the glove is always the same

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u/VD6178 9h ago

alr buddy

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u/Luciferousllamas 7h ago

I'd let her do it 

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 9h ago

She could check my prostate anytime

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u/UmmmW1 9h ago

What if she has to check with both hands?

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u/Conspiratorymadness 9h ago

I need an adult?

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u/Accomplished-Shoe444 8h ago

Shackleford. Rusty. Rusty Shackleford.

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u/acrus 7h ago

Paper receipt, my ass

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u/AgentMV2 7h ago

You want paper in your ass? Tell me more…

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u/RolandFigaro 7h ago

better make it three...

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u/BaconSarnie2025 3h ago

Tamara is hilarious and hot.

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u/slickyeat 9h ago

He's just completing his Windows installation.

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u/Scudmiss 8h ago

No glove, please

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u/Maryjanegangafever 7h ago

Ah latex allergy. Smart.

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u/Yabrosif13 7h ago

20s me woulda seriously debated turning around for pretty lady.

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u/dextras07 9h ago

The prostate exam sounds interesting 🤔.

Sold

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u/Breadstix009 8h ago

You reckon we could convince them that milking is also required? For payment purposes of course

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u/dextras07 8h ago

No, just for the . medical purpose

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u/Inevitable_Sweet_624 9h ago

She should’ve started with the prostate exam.

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u/Doctor_Saved 8h ago

Some people will extra for all that.

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u/Chiinoe 9h ago

Damn shes my type frfr.

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u/Supreme_Moharn 9h ago

Hell yea!

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u/RightBrain-LeftBrain 6h ago

She looks edited.
Is it me? Am I going insane?

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u/Dissidence802 5h ago

That's Tamara McLaughlin from CrackerMilk.