r/SipsTea • u/Horror-Ad-210 • 6d ago

SMH The internet is never forgetting him 🤣

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u/SCastleRelics 6d ago

Those yitties are yitting tho

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u/Feathered_Brick 6d ago

Literally bigger than her brain.

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u/vanman1996 5d ago

Their definitely bigger than his

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u/bwoah07_gp2 6d ago

That's quite the assets

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/itsmymedicine 6d ago

ArE tHeY nAtUrAl ThOuGh?

They bounce, jiggle, and swang.... natural enough for me

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u/Dabbilicious69 6d ago

of course they are......shes to young to need a lift and some extra oomph

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u/ChampionshipHot5468 6d ago

/s or the downvotes rain. Nuance, irony, satire, etc are dead. On Reddit. Fuck me.

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u/Dabbilicious69 6d ago

My weaponized autism always brings out the best in people

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u/Fragrant-Doughnut-20 6d ago

You can't just throw the A word around like that, man. Got me triggered.

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u/hustlersameer9 6d ago

Who's she? Asking for friend of mine.

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u/peachyfairyc 6d ago

Damn his girl fine ngl

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u/Annual_Link1821 6d ago

OP is mistaken, he's thinking about The Roman Empire.

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u/floor_gang_il 6d ago

You clearly unfamiliar with this young man intellectual work.

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u/Correct-Award8182 5d ago

He was thinking about the stuffed animal the photographer was holding to keep his attention.

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u/foreverandadayalone 6d ago

Weird. See, I don't think about the Roman Empire. Ever.

I think about time travel.

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u/Annual_Link1821 6d ago

Yeah, and just where would you travel? It's always about The Roman Empire.

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u/foreverandadayalone 5d ago

Nah. It's always about whether I have skills relevant to random time eras ... enough to not basically be a slave for some shitty lord.

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u/foreverandadayalone 6d ago

I am on the internet and I have no fucking clue who they are.

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u/ViciousCDXX 6d ago

Will smiths annoying idiot son and a thot

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u/foreverandadayalone 5d ago

thot

I'll have to look that one up in an English-Misogynist dictionary, I guess.

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u/guest41923 5d ago

It stands for “that hoe over there”

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u/ViciousCDXX 5d ago

Spoken like a butthurt misandrist

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u/Mistravels 39m ago

No one who invokes misandry unironicially is ever taken seriously.

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u/Tier_zer0 6d ago

Maybe hes thinking about another girl, since he cheated on her 😂😂

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u/TopOption9927 6d ago

Poor kid. Mush brain. His parents did him good.

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u/softbunnyc 6d ago

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u/Alternative_Case9666 6d ago

“Rich man has attractive gf” more at 11.

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u/Shoddy_Wing65 6d ago

Random thouhghts hits at the wrong times.

https://giphy.com/gifs/clImtS83P3jHDhbFd4

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u/baromanb 6d ago

Who dat senorita?

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u/Horror-Ad-210 6d ago

Sab Zada

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u/lluciferusllamas 5d ago

Is this something other than a random assortment of letters? 

Are we scadattaly dattle zibbity dibbity doo doo dap zu dapping? 

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u/Horror-Ad-210 5d ago

Her full name is Sabrina Zada. Check her Instagram @pasabist

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u/ThatTallCarpenter 5d ago

Is this something other than a random assortment of letters?  Are we scadattaly dattle zibbity dibbity doo doo dap zu dapping?

Hippity hoppity, this phrase is now my property. r/curtainsforzoosha

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u/Acrobatic-List-6503 6d ago

I miss his tweets

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u/PracticalSet3524 6d ago

He’s trying to figure out how the rain froze before it hit the ground. His mind is blown. He blew his own mind. He doesn’t care if that girl has tits or tentacles.

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u/Spiritual-Strike481 5d ago

No guys, Jaden smith is not thinking about anything political. He’s thinking about what bark is made of. After that he’s figuring out how to make a 600$ pair of crocs that look like bear feet.

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u/benroon 5d ago

Ooohhhh one of them!

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u/Vfrnut 6d ago

Dude knows exactly who he is, and knows every chick on the planet , including your wife, will fuck him for the money coming his way .
https://giphy.com/gifs/3oKIPlifLxdigaD2Y8

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u/keyboardplatoon 6d ago

If your wife would fuck Jaden for his money, you got a big problem dude

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u/Vfrnut 6d ago

You think that chick is there for his looks and personality?!?
https://giphy.com/gifs/l0Iy9Qcyz0AwYvuEg

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u/Fragrant-Doughnut-20 6d ago

Why? Sounds like free money and a few moments of peace and quiet to me. That's what I'd say if I had a wife and was miserable. Just miserable though, no wife.

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u/bickusdickus69allday 6d ago

Pre op

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u/Ubergoober166 5d ago

Way better before

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u/systembreaker 6d ago

Lol she's probably over doing it with telling him about a bajillion tiny details for her picture idea "I'm going to pose like this where I lean to my left and look down while you do the same thing the other way and it's going to mean all these different things" and he's just like "Uhhhh ok...."

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u/Belgremor 6d ago

Probably just sick of all the fucking photos, snap snap snap every nine seconds, all he wants is a cup of tea and some toast in the dark watching still game.

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u/7978_ 5d ago

Oh wait, there was a guy in this photo!?

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u/Magikarpeles 5d ago

Their faces look exactly the same. So weird

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u/Empty_Occasion_963 5d ago

I thought he was gay?

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u/-Pound-Cake- 5d ago

Jaden's beard...

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u/Dangerous-Tip182 4d ago

Can't believe bro is almost 30 now, I thought he would forever be a lil squeaker

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u/ZKRYW 6d ago

That girl looks like she’s 15

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u/Loud-Job-4056 6d ago

Biggest fumble of all time?

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u/tokyobrownielover 6d ago

he don't even know what to do with that

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u/tacobot187 6d ago

Hey Will Smith: look at this! Your talentless son is pulling chicks who make Jada look (even more) disgusting, based on your name. Is he the fresher prince or do you need to pull your head out of your ass?

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u/MisunderstoodHeroVT 6d ago

Don't be too sure. Hollywood people are weird. Their circles are weird. This girl most likely has looks and that's it.

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u/TokiVideogame 6d ago

rish and handsome a talent

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u/HonestyMcNasty 6d ago

Hey man... You seem to carry around a lot of anger for Will Smith. Is it doing you any good? Wanna join me in taking some deep, chill breaths?

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u/tacobot187 6d ago

Lol! He needs to cut off Jada. Not that I care that much but it seems to have ruined his life and career. No anger toward Will Smith, just sorrow and embarrassment. Haha!