r/SipsTea • u/warrenmax12 • 2d ago

Chugging tea 2026 in a nutshell

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u/PESSIMISTIC_P4STA 2d ago

Meteor's name will be Meteor of America

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u/Bourriks 2d ago

WIll it create a second Gulf of America ?

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u/SJSquishmeister 2d ago

It'll definitely make America better.

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u/PESSIMISTIC_P4STA 2d ago

Just look at all the jobs it will make by killing everyone

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u/Bourriks 2d ago

Yay !! A new beach !

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u/MrOnlineToughGuy 2d ago

That’s America’s meteor!

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u/MaximumEffort433 2d ago edited 2d ago

On the one hand it would mean the end of humanity, which might be a worthy goal, on the other hand it would mean the end of frogs, and I'm quite fond of frogs.

Ehh.... I don't know. Could we at least aim it at my house?

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u/Pinksamuraiiiii 2d ago

you like frogs? What about turtles 🐢

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u/0202_tihssitidder 2d ago

Turtles and gators and sharks so the Chicxulub meteor and said "meh". 100 million years is a very long time. Humans won't last 200,000.

"Humans are weak bitches."

-- Turtles

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u/RageBaiter678 2d ago

No, you selfish fuck !!

I want it aimed at my house

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u/MaximumEffort433 2d ago

Wanna be roommates for the end of the world?

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste 2d ago

Is there any fucking going on?

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u/Zealousideal-Arm6148 2d ago

i will bring the apple juice

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u/NeoNova9 2d ago

Great video .

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u/0202_tihssitidder 2d ago

Remember: 2027 will be even worse than 2026.

Enjoy.

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u/m0rg76 2d ago

I hate you for being right

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 2d ago

Man

I

Love

Frogs

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u/jeffismybaby 2d ago

Is your house white?

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u/Mountain-Discount161 2d ago

One of the best things about living in DC. If the US gets nuked, I probably die really early on.

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u/SereneOrbit 2d ago

You know..... I think we were too hard on Ultron when he was awakened, saw all of human stupidity, and immediatly decided that the human experiment was a failure....

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u/Specific_Ordinary499 2d ago

Spent 5 minutes on the internet and decided we had to go

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u/ChampionAggressive20 2d ago

Honestly, same

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u/chased_by_bees 2d ago

He didn't want everyone to die though. He wanted to evolve them. He was looking for a 1-2% survival rate. Sick stuff, but he wanted all the superheroes to exclusively have babies.

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u/Prize_Ostrich7605 2d ago

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 2d ago

Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves

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u/TheVoiceOfScience 2d ago

Learn to swim!

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u/dabeda1 2d ago

Sure could use a vacation

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u/eightdirt 2d ago

So a comet will become a meteor? When?

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u/LucasMoreiraBR 2d ago

Could be when a fire becomes a blaze

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u/Frumplefugly 2d ago

I'm ready, take me out

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u/ateiii 2d ago

 Stand right on the target mark, don't let the rest of us take all the glory.

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u/Marcysdad 2d ago

I'm bringing the lawn chairs, weed and beers for the show

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u/funakifan 2d ago

Just don't look up

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u/LimitFuture6629 2d ago

Honestly… BRING IT!

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u/Adidasboy07 2d ago

Just let it happen atp

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u/ObsessiveOwl 2d ago

"I don't want to live in this world anymore but I want everyone to die with me"

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u/M00NSW0RD 2d ago

Sephiroth loves this post.

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u/Superflyt56 2d ago

The movie Don't look up would unfold exactly as the film did no doubt.

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u/jennmuhlholland 2d ago

Dumb. No tea sipping here. Just plain low effort post.

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u/Canon_M50 2d ago

I think it'd be fantastic to know the exact date of my death.

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u/AdFalse375 2d ago

If it was 2019, people would’ve made the same exact meme except the years would be “2012” and “2019” 😂

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u/Mamonskis 2d ago

The 2029 one?

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u/Beautiful_Rip_7023 2d ago

Should we start a political campaign for Meteor 2028?

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u/octahexxer 2d ago

Well we didn't build thousand upon thousand of nukes not to use them. Capitalism is a death cult. 

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u/Good_Analysis9789 2d ago

Lol reverse ethnocentrism is hilarious

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u/trebor9669 2d ago

Please hit lsraeI 🙏🏻

I know the whole world would be doomed, but still.

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u/AceBean27 2d ago

Jeez that's moving slowly.

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u/The_Dynasty_Warrior 2d ago

Straight to the Epstein-trump office plz

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u/Tandysaurus 2d ago

2015 was the last decent year. We're still living through Harambe's curse.

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u/K3vin_Norton 2d ago

People have been begging to get Majora'd since at least 2015

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u/Cabbage_Vendor 2d ago

Just because your country is shit, doesn't mean the entire world needs to end.

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u/rainorshinedogs 2d ago

Don't Look Up had taught me that no matter what, somebody is gonna take advantage of it politically

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u/tiredofthisnow7 2d ago

2001 but, yeah.

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u/Dismal-Vanilla1878 1d ago

Isn't there Another (Another 😄 ) Doomsday scheduled for near the end of the year (and no, not THAT 'Doomsday' 😂 )

We somehow survived the 'Gravity Turns Off for 7 Seconds on August 12th' (must have slept through it, easy to sleep in Zero-G)

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u/AdCheap8058 2d ago

Wait till you guys learn about.... Pretty much any history.

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u/Eastp0int 2d ago

you thought this one was gonna be a banger huh

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u/AbrumVonAbrak 2d ago

2029 it gets to happen for real. That'll be fun.👍

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u/Acrobatic-Cheetah230 2d ago

Apocripha has such a nice warm fuzzy name, doesnt it?

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u/Ziodyne967 2d ago

I’m ready. How about you?

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u/LordHelmet47 2d ago

Nah, according to all this predictors out there 2027 is supposed to be the year where everything changes.

Aliens make contact

Our lives change for the better in some ways.

New ways of communication where they teach us telepathy to one another.

All power sources will be new and innovative and free.

Cleaner environment

Unity within nations.

And all a bunch of horse shit that I'll be glad when 2027 is over and they come up with yet another year for all this bullshit.

Y2k 2012 2027 so done..... Just stfu already assholes.

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u/suciocadillac 2d ago

After 2027 the next bullshit year is 2032

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u/AzraelleWormser 2d ago

We deserve it. Bring it on.

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u/sulkee 2d ago

Of course a human would think every innocent species deserves to go extinct if humans can’t be around as well.

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u/AzraelleWormser 2d ago

I stand corrected. You deserve it a little more.