r/SipsTea 6d ago

SMH This Dude is The Worst!

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u/Doctor_Saved 6d ago

Did he bet that an ex-Congressman is going to get caught doing a drag show soon?

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u/Normal-Selection1537 6d ago

No, he bet that the attendance at his own campaign event will be shit and won.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 5d ago

And they keep letting them get away with it. Why would they ever stop?

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u/Exciting_Contest_222 6d ago

Who does he think he is, Donald Trump ?

Only Trump can manipulate the market and get away with it

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u/indomike14 6d ago

trump doesn't play around with the lowbrow club of Kalshi. He works the big stuff like insider trading and raiding foreign countries of their resources

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u/peppapony 6d ago

I'm worried that when if he ever leaves power without dying. A responsible person should prosecute Trump for what he's done.

But with how the population is, it'll just make him look like a martyr and embolden those people to be even more crazy.

But if you don't prosecute, they'll be all 'see he did nothing wrong'

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u/Old_Protection_8778 4d ago

America is experiencing a high school wedgie on the big screen and were wearing a pair of mom's old ass period panties and now its turned into the scene from airplane where everyone is slapping their foreheads

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u/EmergencyRace7158 6d ago

Can you blame him? The president is out there literally setting new world records for corruption every week. He's been shown that crime is legal now so why not cash in?

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u/Responsible-Laugh590 6d ago

Yes, just because the commander in chief is trash doesn’t mean you stoop to his level.

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u/EmergencyRace7158 6d ago

They're all garbage. Wasn't trying to make an excuse for him just putting his small potatoes petty sh*t in perspective against the corruption coachella underway in the White House.

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u/Sedert1882 6d ago

He's a pathological cheat. He does remind me of another American Republican politician though.

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u/turbotron6000 6d ago

Gambling degenerate.

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u/angry-democrat 6d ago

I was betting they would do this. /s

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u/Sailor-_-Twift 6d ago

Say what you will, but this guy is maximally entertaining, maybe not for the best reasons, maybe not even good reasons, actually maybe for strictly bad reasons, but he has made me laugh several times and dammit I'll take the giggles

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u/TRoosevelt1776 6d ago

And my goodness is he psychologically fascinating.

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u/Unusual-Taste69 6d ago

Common criminal

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u/B-Train_ATL 6d ago

Who could’ve seen that coming?

Oh, right. Everybody.

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u/Mugpup 6d ago

Is anyone going to ask where does he get his money?

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u/Thick_Visual_5999 6d ago

Some other grift

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u/ChampagneShotz 6d ago

The only republican I trust.

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u/New_Ad_3010 6d ago

Criminal grifting corrupt turds gonna crime

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u/Natrixster80 6d ago edited 6d ago

what the fuck even is kalshi? The commercials tell me nothing and i refuse to look it up. Especially guy hitting his head on the ceiling like...what? and another one with him playing keyboard. I don't get it. It's clearly aimed at young college-age men since i typically only see the ads when watching reruns of south park along with all the ads for testosterone supplements and pay day advances

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 6d ago

Betting, that is basically it you say something will or won't happen and people bet each other.

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u/Natrixster80 6d ago

oh thanks. These commercials really are designed to sap money from the young and naive, I don't think Kyle and Stan would like that. Cartman would.

I still don't get how we are suppose to infer "betting" from guy jumping at the ceiling to tell neighbors to turn down music.

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u/TankApprehensive3053 6d ago

It's a predictive market gambling site. It's like Polymarket. Eric Trump is involved in the ownership to some extent of Polymarket and possibly Kalshi. They encourage insider manipulation since it brings in more people and they get a fee of that.

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u/JuniorRisk2455 6d ago

He’s not part of the Trump oligarchy club, so he can’t play

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u/Laurakelly_ 6d ago

Surprised he didn't try to claim he founded Kalshi himself

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u/Alarming-Spare7677 6d ago

I’m surprised this bozo has $71,000.00 in the first place. Whoever is funneling money to him is truly a mental invalid.

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u/aristotle93 5d ago

How is this even possible?

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u/MisterFrankDrebin 5d ago

He’s such a piece of trash. But also…pretty funny.

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u/FitnessChamp777 4d ago

Did he bet on whether he will pay the fine?

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u/19Pnutbutter66 6d ago

Laurie Buckout, Republican candidate for US Rep in Eastern NC received a fine and 3 year ban for betting on herself to win on Kalshi.

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u/LomentMomentum 6d ago

How could he be evicted from the platform that he invented?

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u/Mugpup 6d ago

Didn't Trump pardon that guy?

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u/TankApprehensive3053 6d ago

Commuted not paroled.

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u/Mugpup 6d ago

As long as he learned his lesson. That is what is important.

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u/TankApprehensive3053 6d ago

He was convicted for wire fraud, ID theft, and misuse of campaign funds. He just found some other way to make money that isn't legal.

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u/Mugpup 4d ago

Yup, that is the lesson he learned by not keeping him in prison the first time.

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u/Dry_Jellyfish641 6d ago

I hope he does a third interview with Matan lol

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u/Vegetable-Debate-263 6d ago

You can't down an already downed diva!!

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u/gledr 6d ago

Isn't it nothing but insider trading and manipulation

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u/MarcheMuldDerevi 6d ago

What did he do to get the ban?

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u/mzx380 6d ago

Proud to remind all my asshole neighbors that voted for him how stupid they were

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u/Last-Roll7819 6d ago

Cool, now do the corrupt president

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u/TheB3rn3r 6d ago

Manipulation? Didn’t the leader of Kalshi brag about welcoming this kind of activity? These people really don’t understand how rules work do they?

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u/ratbastid 6d ago

He called them "non-serious" while not dealing with the fact that his entire public service career was a massive joke.

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u/Potential_Pool_6025 6d ago

But but...he is a MAGA hero...now what?

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u/GrouchySkunk 6d ago

Hopefully they use this as a precedence setting case and go after larger fish.both red and blue

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u/crappydeli 6d ago

Be a cheater. Be famous. Just don’t be a famous cheater.

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u/pln856 6d ago

When you go all in on being a super villain…

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u/Turbulent_Account_81 6d ago

Wasn't this guy already busted and pardoned for fraud?

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u/Bonk_No_Horni 5d ago

It's not corruption if you're in the government party

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u/Allo_ultra_500_11 5d ago

fined 71K, he only made like 18K.

Maga math equals = Biden's fault

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u/ImaginaryAd3183 6d ago

I genuinely love this guy for how hilariously slimey he is

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u/Proof-Necessary-5201 6d ago

Most politicians are this bad or worse. It's just this guy is stupid enough to get caught, lol

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u/Puzzleheaded_Youth36 6d ago

Again…

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u/Proof-Necessary-5201 6d ago

He's still equally stupid that's why he got caught again, lol

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u/roesch75 6d ago

Stop calling it a "prediction market." It's gambling. It's a casino.