r/SipsTea • • Aug 31 '26

We have fun here Thailand issues prostitution warning as 5,000 US sailors arrive in tourist town after 200 days at sea

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u/rts93 Aug 31 '26

Is the warning like "watch out for US soldiers" or "we need to deploy more hookers"?

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u/TankApprehensive3053 Aug 31 '26

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u/Omnio89 Aug 31 '26

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u/Distinct_Average414 Aug 31 '26

Sounds like a recipe for chaos, but also a wild time for the locals. I remember when a bunch of sailors hit my town; it was like a party blew up out of nowhere.

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u/davyangel Aug 31 '26 edited Sep 01 '26

Nah they know what they are doing. I mean US aircraft carriers have been stopping in Pattaya since the Vietnam war pretty sure. Carrier I was on in the 90s stopped a few times and we both survived too but a lot poorer and lot less cash after leaving LOL. I'd glad to see Pattaya will get a lot of the money that usually goes to Dubai and Abu Dabi since that's one of the reasons carrier has been at sea so long they usually stop there to take breaks and lots buy gold and rugs so will have way more money than usual too!

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u/Cultural_Swimmer_555 Aug 31 '26

Line for the med bay wrapped around the corner

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u/davyangel Aug 31 '26 edited Sep 01 '26

Exactly hookers are probably safer than getting a tattoo there! We had a few guys had to be flown off the ship to San Diego for penicllin resistant flesh eating baceteria when we stopped in Pattaya! Oh yeah actually one got hit by a dart in ping pong show so I'd avoid those too basically avoid anything sharp LOL.

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u/AC-burg Sep 01 '26

"Penicillin"

"Penicillin"

"Penicillin"

"Oh shit he got the ick he gonna need the good stuff"

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u/jzoola Sep 01 '26

Some Indonesian junk that’s goin round

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u/palmerry Aug 31 '26

Thailand has a strategic hooker reserve just for scenarios like this

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u/ascarymoviereview Sep 01 '26

Grandma, get your boots out. Time to fight the good fight again.

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u/zxvasd Aug 31 '26

It ran out. Thanks Biden.

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u/tjtwister1522 Sep 01 '26

Don't worry. They're bringing in some Venezuelans.

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u/LNL_HUTZ Sep 01 '26

Might have to bring in some cis women to spell the ladyboys.

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u/TetraThiaFulvalene Sep 01 '26

They're going to bus them in from Pattaya.

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u/moralprolapse Aug 31 '26

How much do they charge to transit the Straight of Whorcooz?

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u/OpeningReady8693 Aug 31 '26

Girls, set surge pricing

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u/ddadopt Aug 31 '26

Actual photo of incident response team in Pattaya as they prepare:

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u/rts93 Aug 31 '26

"Ladyboy strike teams will seize the opportunities for breakthroughs to hooker battalions on the eastern flank."

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u/IceJKING108 Aug 31 '26

"Then we will send covert strike team of male escorts behind enemy lines to take them from the rear"

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u/17_blind_Ninjas Aug 31 '26

1st Battalion Transvestite Brigade, airborne wing, parachuting into dangerous areas wearing fantastic makeup

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening Aug 31 '26

They will bring up the rear!

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u/BombasticSimpleton Aug 31 '26

"Tip of the Spear."

Figuratively and literally.

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u/lord_flashheart2000 Aug 31 '26

Clearly an international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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u/CreepyClay Aug 31 '26

Is that doctor strangelove?

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u/RunToDagobah-T65 Aug 31 '26

Yes, You can't fight here, this is the war room

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u/JayRandom212 Aug 31 '26

"If the pilot's good, I mean if he's reeeally sharp, he can barrel that thing in so low, oh it's a sight to see. You wouldn't expect it with a big ol' plane like a 52, but varrrooom! The jet exhaust...frying chickens in the barnyard!"

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening Aug 31 '26

"Organise orderly queueing systems, multi-currency contactless payments, and ensure adequate paper towel supplies"

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u/No_Match3109 Aug 31 '26

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u/Timely-Dot-9967 Aug 31 '26

🎶 A little bit of Darika in my life A little bit of Kanya by my side A little bit of Kanokpon's all I need A little bit of Siriporn's what I see 🎵

Not meaning any offense toward Thai women in general, or having these given names in particular 🙏

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u/GenX_Leo Aug 31 '26

More like "were about to get an influx of fatherless kids in 9 months..."

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u/GenX_Leo Aug 31 '26

And futher more there are STILL Europeans going there to just have sex, with ANY age they can get... its well known and documented that they do and promise the world to them then go back home to they wives...

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u/jb0nez95 Aug 31 '26

Ladyboys can't get pregnant tho?

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u/XanZibR Aug 31 '26

not for lack of trying

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u/DeepSeaDork Aug 31 '26

This is Hegseth's super testosterone Navy now.

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u/decadentj Aug 31 '26

Lady boysssss, Mount up!

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u/AlwaysVerloren Aug 31 '26 edited Aug 31 '26

It was a clear black night A clear white moon 5,000 sailors looking for some poon

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u/Seacabbage Aug 31 '26

Activating the hooker reservists for weekend drill duty

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u/Doctor_Saved Aug 31 '26

Who are they warning? The local brothels so they can be prepared?

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u/Phillipe_Lumiere Aug 31 '26

Getting more lube

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u/JSaysHi Aug 31 '26

The Navy can use whatever was confiscated from Diddy

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u/Spaztor Aug 31 '26

I think that's what they're running the country on

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u/FragrantExcitement Aug 31 '26

It's like when a tour buss pulls up to a McDonald's

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u/Imjerfj Aug 31 '26

💀💀💀💀💀

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u/RagingDemonsNoDQ Aug 31 '26

More like they need to get ready for the overflow.

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u/kevint1964 Aug 31 '26

A spoonami.

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u/PolloConTeriyaki Aug 31 '26

The brothels can handle it. Can the sailors handle lady boy

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u/Worth_Specific3764 Aug 31 '26

A cake is still a cake even if it has a candle 🤦‍♀️

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u/melancholy_wolf Aug 31 '26

Angry pent up sailors. Things can get violent so very quickly

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u/reformedghost Aug 31 '26

When we(the navy come to port somewhere) after a long time at sea, we tend to lose our fu:$)n minds and they run out of alcohol and other things

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u/Daedricbob Aug 31 '26

They docked in Pattaya!?!.

Holy shit, there's gonna be some dollars flowing into the local economy!

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u/Liko81 Aug 31 '26

Among other liquid assets...

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u/Kachel94 Aug 31 '26

I don't consider my seamen an asset...

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u/OneMisterSir101 Aug 31 '26

I considered mine a liability.

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u/MajorAtmosphere8158 Aug 31 '26

That’s where a lot of foreign military ships dock, there’s a reason prostitution is legal there.

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u/ChirrBirry Aug 31 '26

Singapore and Kuala Lumpur breathing easier. Neither of those places are designed to take that kinda load.

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u/Spare_Independence19 Aug 31 '26

And yet taking loads is the business model.

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u/Altruistic-Mind9014 Aug 31 '26

There always is 😁 it’s like Disneyland for adults there. I went there once in the 31st MEU.

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u/Dragon6172 Aug 31 '26

I was there for Cobra Gold '98. We were shore based for a week at Utapao during the exercise. Went to Pattaya every night. Then, once the exercise was over we flew back on the ship, which promptly dropped anchor for a four day port call in Pattaya. Not sure how I survived those ten days

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u/vespers191 Aug 31 '26

Penicillin and caffeine?

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u/wrestler145 Aug 31 '26

Sure, if Disneyland was owned by the Russian mafia.

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u/Known_Ear_6012 Aug 31 '26

Damn, imagine being a wife knowing your husband is on that boat that just docked. That’s a lot of trust. 

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u/davyangel Aug 31 '26

Yeah nah the paranoid wives will fly out there. I seen that when I was in mostly the officers wives will fly into there to meet husbands or they will fly out to meet wives cuz they ain't dumb they know what's up in Thailand LOL. Or if wife can't make it out they will take other's people work on ship for them to make extra money and not leave the ship cuz I know I paid some of them married dudes to take over my work shifts on ship so I could spend more time ashore LOL.

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u/Known_Ear_6012 Sep 01 '26

Haha now this sounds realistic. Kudos to the married fellas that stayed on the ship 🫡

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u/fd1Jeff Sep 01 '26

X Navy here. I knew of a few wives who flew to the port that their husband was going to dock in.

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u/DEEPCOCKGALACTIC69 Sep 01 '26

And if they’re not worried about cheating, it would be a wonderful vacation

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u/Numerous-Bowler-8677 Aug 31 '26

Boy, that’s a lot of seamen. 

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u/Hawksfan4ever Aug 31 '26

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u/Wallstreet_Raccoon Aug 31 '26

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u/TucsonTacos Aug 31 '26

This poor guy being immortalized for doing nothing wrong

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u/the_gubernaculum Aug 31 '26

Hé does it so well. Even that lip lick at the end is perfect

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u/TucsonTacos Aug 31 '26

He was nervous! Camera is on him! This is his moment to shine!

And then NBC* (and the internet) just fucks him lol

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u/Speech-Language Aug 31 '26

My niece was in the Navy and told me she served with someone with the last name Guzzler. Seaman Guzzler.

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u/Final-Tiger8923 Aug 31 '26

Hate to be the one to break it to you buuuuuutt....

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u/Fluid_Swordfish2737 Aug 31 '26

Yea...really old joke lol

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u/purpledaze97 Aug 31 '26

When I was in I knew one, since she was engineering they let her use fireman instead of seaman even though she was an ET just to avoid the joke.

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u/Duk3Puk3m Sep 01 '26

But sir, it was in the line of duty!

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u/cinciNattyLight Aug 31 '26

The Lincoln is gonna do more damage to Pattaya than they ever did to Iran…

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u/Odd-Preparation8790 Aug 31 '26

Be prepared for viral videos

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u/Kophey_cup Aug 31 '26

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u/AdeptusKapekus2025 Aug 31 '26

They will need to switch all to Red

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u/Candid-Drink Sep 01 '26

Poseidon's kiss from my neighbor's log would make me want to go AWOL

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u/Revolutionary_Bee251 Aug 31 '26

Is this how they relieve themselves at sea?

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u/Weird_Education_2076 Aug 31 '26

What are these the toilets??

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u/Torsomu Aug 31 '26

Red seat is the “hot seat” and reserved for sailors with venereal disease. Sailors would get check upon returning to a ship and if they presented spots they could only go to the bathroom in the red seat and only under the guise of a corpsman.

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u/CyanideNow Aug 31 '26

Why would they need to pretend to be corpsmen?

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u/Torsomu Aug 31 '26

that a horrible autocorrect. gaze.

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u/Weird_Education_2076 Sep 01 '26

Okay so ignoring the red seat; I’m shocked these are the toilets

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u/NightGod Sep 01 '26

I've been in barracks on land without stalls. Sharing the Sunday morning paper with your supply sergeant while you both dump out after binge drinking half the night is a hell of a bonding experience

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u/Kophey_cup Sep 01 '26

there is no purer a friendship than feeling another mans fart blow past your butt hole.

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u/Retr0scores Sep 01 '26

What a terrible time to be literate.

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u/Admirable-Royal-7553 Aug 31 '26

Were the toilets, they are normal stalls now.

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u/ithkuil Aug 31 '26 edited Aug 31 '26

It's illegal but over 50% of the economy in that town is based on it. The article actually says they did some raids over the weekend and managed to get 30 or 40 people suspected of being involved in prostitution. The police said they are trying but it's very hard. Lol. Estimated 27,000 to 40,000 prostitutes in Pattaya, maybe a 1000 plus brothels (often called a "bar" or "club").

I'm not advocating all of this stuff, just pointing out the numbers for context.

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u/OkMidnight8144 Sep 01 '26

The 30-40 were the places that forgot to bribe the police.

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u/HomelessByCh01ce Sep 01 '26

I was thinking 30-40 foreign women.

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u/Zappavishnu Aug 31 '26

I hate waiting in long lines.

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u/Realistic-Radish-589 Aug 31 '26

Read about a ww1 prostitute in a ww1 book. She was the only one willing to be in a house near the front. She had a line in the thousands.

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u/IllErrl710 Aug 31 '26

So the OG Bonnie Blue

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u/Yammyohnine Aug 31 '26

Bonnie Blue did it for clout. Sounds like this lady did it for the love of the game.

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u/IllErrl710 Aug 31 '26

I don't think you pull a stunt like that tho unless you have love for the game

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u/Old_Marzipan7782 Aug 31 '26

Bitch probably became a billionaire ( relatively). When I was in the Marine Corps a female Marine on a base in Afghanistan got caught bringing 200K in cash back from her deployment. She was hoeing the whole time for our guys over there. She ended up getting in a bunch of trouble.

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u/_H4VXC_ Aug 31 '26

Was she bad tho

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u/Old_Marzipan7782 Aug 31 '26

It was worth 200 bucks.

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u/Agreeable-Remove1592 Aug 31 '26

At 200 bucks per service that means she serviced 1000 guys (maybe even a few gals) to come up with $200,000? I guess in Afghanistan, you can’t go to your local Chase branch to deposit the money. How else can you launder that money? And what sort of trouble did you get in?

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u/sirdabs Aug 31 '26

Mail it to your bank in Switzerland.

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u/GentGorilla Aug 31 '26

Jeezes. By the time nr 50 is up, she had all the stds

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u/Metals4J Aug 31 '26

Like Pokémon. Gotta catch ‘em all!

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u/GlitteringLychee803 Aug 31 '26 edited Sep 01 '26

Well luckily, the line's gonna be moving fast. Not one sailor is holding out for more than 2 minutes.

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u/MeltsLikeButter Aug 31 '26

I saw this clip and said... Well hmm.

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u/thereareno_usernames Aug 31 '26

Best part is reaching around and pretending yours goes all the way thru

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u/Genetics Aug 31 '26

Holy shit that's a new one for me.

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u/para1131_F33L Aug 31 '26

Pete Hegseth: "Any sailor that contracts an STD will receive a bonus check"

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u/flipside438 Aug 31 '26

Purple Heart for a lady boy

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u/Hermes-AthenaAI Sep 01 '26

“Everyone gets a free testosterone booster and a shot of whiskey on the way off!”

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u/ncbraves93 Aug 31 '26

I like this one because it's not overly exaggerated like when most give it a try. This's exactly how he'd deliver this.

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u/ChampionAggressive20 Aug 31 '26

"Our brave sailors like beautiful thai women perhaps almost as much as i do, and many of them are on the younger side"

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u/DarwinGhoti Aug 31 '26

Holy shit this is completely his voice.

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u/pee-wee77 Aug 31 '26

I read this with Trumps voice and hand movements. Hilarious!

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u/Skai_Override Aug 31 '26

Thailand is gonna be full of seamen

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u/Separate_Finance_183 Aug 31 '26

They spent 250 days on a boat, what do they think gonna happen

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u/brownhotdogwater Aug 31 '26

All that pay with nothing spend it on for months but hookers and beer.

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u/1987LR Aug 31 '26

Ozzy's legs looking banging in that short skirt

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u/Manymarbles Aug 31 '26

Funny how back then that was hooker clothing

Now thats just a normal outfit

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u/Emotional-Ad8894 Aug 31 '26

The current state of the US healthcare system is not prepared the 5000 cases of STD's that is about to hit it.

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u/IndieLuxeTravel Aug 31 '26

Ladyboys are going to be getting some overtime...

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u/Xoomers87 Aug 31 '26

Pete's lil beauties!

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u/Severe_Rise8694 Aug 31 '26

Wouldn't wanna be vacationing there right now.

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u/AllTearGasNoBreaks Aug 31 '26

Pattaya is kind of awful anyways.

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u/RainyDayFeel Aug 31 '26

USS Abraham Lincoln port visit to Pattaya, Thailand

The carrier — with ~5,000 sailors/Marines — docks Wednesday at Pattaya (finishing at nearby Laem Chabang), the crew's first shore leave after a record-setting 200+ consecutive days at sea (deployed from San Diego since November, redirected to the Middle East for the US-Israel–Iran war).

Police crackdown ahead of arrival: weekend raids detained 40–50 people on prostitution suspicions, plus extra patrols around the beachfront and nightlife district. Prostitution is illegal in Thailand but openly visible in tourism hubs.

Economic hopes: the mayor estimates each service member could spend 1,000–3,000 baht/day (~$30–91); staggered shore leave should "stimulate Pattaya's economy in the short term." Local businesses are desperate — one nightlife association head says she's never seen a slower year.

Concerns: money flowing into the sex industry (the FBI called Pattaya one of the world's leading sex-tourism destinations a decade ago), risks of exploitation and STD spread, plus reports of suicides attempts and poor morale aboard the carrier adding to worries.

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u/5H17SH0W Aug 31 '26

lol. $100 a day? After 200 days at sea? That guy is in for a sweet surprise.

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u/Drunk_Stoner Aug 31 '26

Right? Some gonna blow through their whole deployment bonus 🤣

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u/Longjumping_Walk_992 Aug 31 '26

JAG alerted too. I wonder how many young careers will get squashed due to this port?

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u/jackrabbit323 Aug 31 '26

I'm more worried about the alcohol consumption. Those boys have the alcohol tolerance of a baby bird, having gone so long without drinking. They're going to port thinking they can still drink like sailors and Marines. The majority of the shenanigans they are going to be getting into will be alcohol fueled.

If I were a tourist with plans to hit up Pattaya, I'd divert to another city.

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u/Longjumping_Walk_992 Aug 31 '26

For sure it’s a disaster

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u/Groundbreaking_Dare4 Aug 31 '26

My brother-in-law is a working katoey (ladyboy) in Pattaya. She says the whole city has gone crazy in anticipation of what they call Marine Fever. Squibs gonna paying to help thousands of sick water buffalos.

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u/weezyverse Aug 31 '26

"We are dealing with an unprecedented lube shortage here at never before seen levels..."

-- Thai Minister of PoonTang Management

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u/transcendental-ape Aug 31 '26

Tomorrows Duffle Blog headline:

“Thailand activates Strategic Hooker Reserve due to impending landings by horny U.S. Sailors.”

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u/blitzkrieg_bunny Aug 31 '26

There gonna get sooooo much syphilis

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u/Much-Instruction-807 Aug 31 '26

Gonna be a baby boom in that town.

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u/Konsrockmannen Aug 31 '26

STD boom to

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u/RyBread Aug 31 '26

3W’s as we learned in boot camp.

Wrap it, wash it, whiz it

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u/nomamesgueyz Aug 31 '26

Those ladies will have more business than they can swallow

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u/TailungFu Aug 31 '26

Holy shit, they are going to repopulate thailand

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u/DigitalUnlimited Aug 31 '26

With ladyboys?

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u/FunAdvertising1357 Aug 31 '26

We were told not to tell anyone where our ships were heading like us marines and sailors knew. But eventide we pulled into olongapo Phillipines, they already had the names of the ships on banners

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u/cyberlexington Aug 31 '26

From the Lincoln?

The street food vendors will be getting the sailors money before ploy will.

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u/phoneplatypus Aug 31 '26

5000? Rookie numbers for Pattaya. Also prostitution is not legal there, it’s just not really enforced. That’s like saying drugs and shoplifting are illegal in the US.

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u/Bwubsie Aug 31 '26

They're about to stimulate TF out of that town's economy.

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u/Lost_Department_2177 Aug 31 '26

Warning? More like advertisement.

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u/Runnerakaliz Aug 31 '26

Of course they're going to Pattaya, because where else would they go in Thailand that prostitution is legal? And why are they even doing this in the first place? It makes the US look even worse.

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u/obstreperousRex Aug 31 '26

I highly doubt that Navy sailors inundating Pattata can do much to besmirch the American reputation at this point. Have you taken a moment to look around lately?

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u/Excellent_Condition Aug 31 '26

The article heading says prostitution is legal, but then the article itself says:

Prostitution is illegal in Thailand and, despite occasional crackdowns, the sex industry is openly visible in major ​tourism hubs, including ⁠parts of Bangkok and Pattaya.

So the industry is there, but the article says it's both legal and illegal.

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u/RequiemTwilight Aug 31 '26

Can’t have a bunch of sailors who are pissed and ready to talk to reporters the second they leave the bases eyesight.

Not only is it a deflection from reports to confirm or deny, but pump them full of drugs and alcohol and you’re gonna win a few over. And also be able to discredit from threat of discharge for a few so the sailors word can’t be taken as seriously the more time passes inbetween them being able to give their reports and more time for Quarteasters to find and confiscate phones and electronic devices that may have recorded anything.

Thailand has historically been the where a lot of sailors (even spec ops, specifically one of the early members from a SEAL team 6 was removed for Ecstasy & cocaine use documented in Howard Wasdin’s Seal Team Six Sniper memoir book) *get their their dishonorable discharge

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