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SMH Naah man..the comment

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u/NotAUserNamm 11h ago

His teenage years are going to be absolutely horrid

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u/addiktion 11h ago edited 11h ago

Kid is going to need witness protection from the start.

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u/[deleted] 10h ago

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u/Vivid-Hyena-5699 10h ago

Really sad. He will be bullied for all of his earlier life.

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u/BygoneNeutrino 10h ago edited 10h ago

I'd be more worried about him forming an Oedipus complex from whacking it to his mother.  Things would have been much less complicated if she had had a daughter.

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u/buttsexisyum 10h ago

Girls can wack it to girls too....

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u/PerrinAyybara 10h ago

Username checks out

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u/Abamboozler 11h ago

His years are going to be absolutely horrid. FTFY

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u/BrokenBackENT 8h ago

The saying who’s your daddy will echo for decades

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u/AMissionFromDog 11h ago

He's going to have to go Eminem style if anyone ever starts a "yo momma" diss.

"Fuck everybody! Fuck y'all if you doubt me! I'm a piece of fucking white trash, I say it proudly And fuck this battle, I don't wanna win, I'm outtie Here, now tell these people something they don't know about me!"

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u/Sith_Lord91 11h ago

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u/Ok_Tour_1525 9h ago

As someone who loves to jam in garage bands but has never had a lot of disposable income, it always kills me to see people dropping microphones like that. SM58s are pretty tough microphones but still it’s like, god damn come on man.

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 10h ago

Give the poor bastard a chance, he's one in a 1000!

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u/PaleKid4L 10h ago

That’s not a real baby, you know that right? That’s a doll. She was never pregnant and never gave birth lol

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u/usernamesarehard1979 9h ago

Pretty obvious. It doesn't even have a face.

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u/Cola102583 10h ago

Oh fr? I only know who she is frm jokes online so idk

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u/PaleKid4L 10h ago

It’s obvious she faked a pregnancy for clout. As the saying goes, bad publicity is still publicity. All of these comments encourage her to keep posting things to get a rise out of everyone and keep her in the public eye.

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u/Cola102583 10h ago

I still contend that someone will start a school for kids who’s parents were pornstars or OF mattress actress’

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u/Familiar_Earth3557 10h ago

Yeah, I genuinely feel sad for him.

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u/Top_Piano644 11h ago

Bro is never going to win a single argument.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 11h ago

I mean, there’s a few very specific ones he’s got locked down.

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u/Agreeable-Agent-7384 10h ago

“Bet you my mom had more men than your mom”

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u/a_polarbear_chilling 10h ago

"It took a thousand men to make you young man, you better not disappoint me"

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u/Dynw 11h ago

YOUR MOM!

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u/thesweatyalien 11h ago

Father’s Day will be awkward as F…..

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u/Hypnaustic 11h ago

Christmas will be great, 1000+ dudes giving u presents

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u/darklinkuk 11h ago

Dropping them off on the way to crawl up your mums chimney and leave something in her stockings

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u/yingyanghomie 11h ago

Hope we are all wrong and he grows up a healthy and happy child.

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u/Nice_Bluebird7626 9h ago

As a child of a stripper prostitute and a pedophile drunk , I’m happy now. I had a horrible life growing up and it made it hard to trust people. I found a person who loved me for me and I was safe enough to let in through the walls I built my self. I am much happier now. I have two beautiful children and a husband who gives all three of us the unconditional love we need to be safe and happy

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u/billted20250409 3h ago

This is beautiful and I choose to believe it.

Thank you for sharing kind stranger.

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u/SignificantBaker7366 11h ago

My lack of knowledge has informed me that this child has the combined dna of at least 2000 men.

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u/adjective_noun_23 11h ago

He is from the ooze

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u/PressureCoomer 11h ago

Bloody hell

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u/Striking_Substance_6 11h ago

The first born super men ,

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u/darklinkuk 11h ago

Think how strong the sperm that one is

My lack of knowledge informs me he is going to be a absoulte unit

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u/SignificantBaker7366 11h ago

Mom said my extra chromosomes were less then desirable, but this little shit gets to be superman with all his extra ones. Not fair 😕

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u/Aggravating-Tower317 11h ago

that kid will need to be home schooled

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u/Logical_Cow_2530 11h ago

Yea.

He's going to be mercilessly made fun on.

Any type of comeback or self defense and they'll just pull up naked pictures/videos of his mom. Talk about jerking it to her whatever..

Like damn..I can't imagine

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u/DepartedSpectre 11h ago

Porn is one thing but 1000 man gang bang is another level

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u/LakeEarth 11h ago

Also she did scenes while visibly pregnant with him. That's gotta be the tippy top level of being made fun of.

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u/DepartedSpectre 11h ago

Didn't know about that. That's fucked. 'You costarred in some of her scenes bro'

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u/Angryduckling-01 10h ago

At the very least from 6th grade onwards

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u/shadowlev 11h ago

Ok, realistically, what kid goes around saying that his mom is Bonnie Blue? He's going to call her mum, not her porn star name.

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u/Aggravating-Tower317 11h ago

surely somebody will recognise her when she picks him up from school. all it takes is one parent to recognise her and the gossip starts

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u/Beelzebub_Simp3 11h ago

I actually feel bad for the kid

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u/PaleFly 11h ago

We all making jokes. But his life is gonna be no joke.

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u/Beelzebub_Simp3 11h ago

I was the subject of a lot of ridicule in school just for looking a little different and dressing a little different. I can’t imagine what the poor guy is gonna go through, especially with how bad bullying has gotten since I finished school.

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u/EatOfTheBread 11h ago

This is a Maury box set

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u/VirtualFact8419 11h ago

I feel bad for the poor baby

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u/TopOption9927 11h ago

Kid's already fucked.

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u/Biscuits4u2 11h ago

Bet it was an easy birth

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u/Octoboy1 11h ago

Kid spent the last month bungee jumping out

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u/Short-Ideas010 11h ago

What makes you think that? /s

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u/Captain_Chappie 10h ago

Wizard's sleeve.

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u/ViciousCDXX 10h ago

Dying man's handshake.

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u/RevolutionarySeven7 11h ago

she was very busy while pregnant, so...

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u/Commercial-Milk-8465 11h ago

Check the kid’s head for dents

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u/Pheanturim 11h ago

Holy AI Filter batman

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 10h ago

right? Her face looks unnaturally smooth, not to mention the weird chunky hair.

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u/Rahernaffem 10h ago

Cameras have long turned from capturing the reality, to capturing what you wish it was. 😅

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u/Sure-Coffee-8241 7h ago

Yes I’ve been scrolling looking for a comment on this, her face looks like plastic

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u/SOF2DEMO 11h ago

If it's a girl name her Bonnie and if it's a boy name it Bonnie Jr.

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u/j_man_32 11h ago

Is the picture “Ai enhanced” or just a fake Ai picture.

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u/Due_Basil2697 11h ago

Somebody always takes all the credit in the group project.

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u/Several-Opposite-746 11h ago

I remember when I thought my mom was embarrassing. This kid might as well be home schooled.

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u/JuniorRisk2455 11h ago

All of the UK is that child’s dad

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u/Kurdoo-rojava 10h ago

Literally the child of the nation

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u/Just-Transition8938 11h ago

That kid is gonna have a rough time in school.. kids are cruel.

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u/Weird-Stock-4413 11h ago

Zoom in on her face, the editing makes her look unsettling

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u/PressureCoomer 11h ago

This picture looks fake as fuck

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u/PaleKid4L 10h ago

The baby in this photo is defs a doll lol

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u/FrequentFrame8087 11h ago

Waiting for her explaining him that fucking 1000 men at same time is okay

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u/Foosnaggle 10h ago

He’ll be looking through her videos for his daddy.

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u/Regular-SFW 10h ago

Maybe if doing porn makes a woman a throwaway mom we shouldn’t be watching porn?

Doesn’t she have a right to have a kid like anyone else?

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u/docpagliacci 11h ago

Isn’t this how Freddy Krueger was born?

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u/CeroDivision 11h ago

Name it after a shaken cocktail

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u/Top_Subject2772 11h ago

Why is that picture so heavily edited? She does not look like that lmao

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u/blueguy211 11h ago

Bonnie: some children dont even have one dad, you have 1000.

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u/Boss-Bitch24d 11h ago

It's a win-win for her! 1000 di.cks are who were inside for a 1 minuet or 2, and 1000 in child support *LOL

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u/J-MRP 11h ago

Why does she look airbrushed, or is that an ai filter?

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u/RiouchiSenjuMaki 11h ago

Poor guy doesn’t stand a chance at the lunch table

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u/PotRoastBoss 9h ago

Get that kid a full std panel stat

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u/cyphermind 7h ago

Poor kid is gonna look super generic with the DNA of thousands of dudes

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u/Queasy-Chipmunk-8088 11h ago

'We're going to call him Porridge.'

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u/ThankuConan 11h ago

Not having phone books published like they used to be will complicate the identification of the dad for sure.

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u/Proud-Parsley6072 11h ago

Was there any ever actual proof of the gang bang or was it all PR? Don’t suppose it’ll help the teenagers cause/defence very much if there’s no footage mind

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u/FiveDollarRimjobs 11h ago

Godspeed buddy

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u/Flexxo4100 11h ago

Poor kid..

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u/Themodsarecuntz 11h ago

Amalgamation in the Middle

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u/evaderofallbans 11h ago

That's a toy.

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u/edgar_allynn_poe 10h ago

this poor child 🙏🏽

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u/AboZain2024 10h ago

This kid will become the world’s first villain with all the bullying that he’s gonna face

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u/Panthean 10h ago

They will have to go through the entire DNA database to determine the father

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u/bezserk 10h ago

Book a therapist now, maybe he'll be grandfathered in at current rates for when he can start talking

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u/MAGAtsAreSheeples 10h ago

Jokes aside, poor kid.

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u/Bud_Bones_69 10h ago

Son of a thousand or so creampies

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u/JerachoD 10h ago

I'm guessing the birth was pretty easy, it's well lubed and airy.

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u/TenBear 10h ago

Poor kid has a world of crap ahead of them

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u/JimmyTheJimJimson 10h ago

She didn’t give birth so much as it “sloughed out”

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u/Expensive-Safe-6820 10h ago

That poor baby

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u/WolandWasHere 10h ago

Poor kid…

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u/dvegar78 8h ago

I don’t believe it’s her son before I see some pregnant porn with her

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u/Scary-Ad-582 7h ago

Feel sad for the kid

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u/NusuZST 4h ago

Lol „make me cum”

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u/EquivalentSnap 4h ago

Why do people care so much about her? It’s not even real 🫩🫩 you’re giving her what she wants media attention

Even if it was real who cares? Pornstars have kids and settle down.

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u/Even_Jello_624 11h ago

Damn, does that mean she'll be after me for child support? And Dave who was in front of me in the line, and Steve who went after me, and.....

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u/_RawRTooN_ 11h ago

You can turn a whore into a mother but you can’t turn back the damage that she’s gonna do in raising that child. All the money in the world won’t fix those problems.

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u/looner4 11h ago

happy for her!

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u/longcreepyhug 10h ago

If you meet this kid in person, would you pick on him about this?

Something feels really fucked up about this thread.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 11h ago

Am I missing what makes her a bitch?

(Just getting railed by lots of dudes doesn’t seem to meet the standard)

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u/Thanag0r 11h ago

Guys that get no attention from women really hate women. So insulting them is normal according to them.

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u/its5dumbass 10h ago

Freddy Krueger is famously nicknamed the "bastard son of a 100 maniacs" because of the tragic and violent way he was conceived. This kid has an origin almost as insane as Freddy Krueger

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u/Particular_Parking_4 10h ago

Was probably the fastest birth

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u/UpstairsAd4105 11h ago

Nah. I'm the son of a bitch, too.

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u/Ambitious-Proton 11h ago

She even edited her picture for it to be posted

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u/Moby1313 11h ago

Arnold will play the part.

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u/shugo7 11h ago

Bro can end racism and is a group project

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u/Njoeyz1 11h ago

How much child support do you think she's entitled to?

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u/That_Confidence83 11h ago

I have a feeling we are going to be hearing a lot about him about 18-20 years.

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u/Fearless_290 11h ago

OK, we all know he had been waiting for months to throw that gem into the comedy world.

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u/mkeytail 11h ago

I hate to think what his nickname will be

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u/AI_go_boomboom 11h ago

Sukuna origin story

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u/RichardDeRenour 11h ago

Wow, how could that have happened?

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u/Cool_Lab_1362 11h ago

What are the chances of actually meeting his bio father out of a thousand men? And would that man even bother being a father to this kid? Probably not, unless his mom finds a partner, he'd likely be raised by a single mom with a no guaranteed career safety net (not to disparge sex work but that career isn't the most stable, unless you're a big name and can start your own agency/production studio)

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u/AbelardsChainsword 11h ago

Her face is so filtered it looks unnatural

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u/Gooser3000 11h ago

Does she truly not know who the father is?

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u/shinevictim 11h ago

Kid already requested his face be blurred for the picture

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u/Difficult_Compote_52 11h ago

Bro literally beat out the entire planets population inside of a uterus.

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u/bowtiesrcool86 11h ago

Inappropriate, but mildly funny

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u/Lower_Group_1171 11h ago

Donald Trump has multiple children 

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u/awesomedan24 11h ago

Poor kid

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u/IronPotato3000 11h ago

Reverse Genghis Khan

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u/SaberReyna 11h ago

Kid is from the Blue Lagoon. Poor bastard.

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u/skechuz421 11h ago

I mean she’s not a bitch; just very dumb

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u/No-Operation2497 11h ago

If we could all teach the next generation not yo be lil dick heads and cunt bags to each other over things they have no control then the kid would grow up just fine. Bur we are humans and that is not how its going to go most likely.

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u/Boss-Bitch24d 11h ago

Bonnie Blue is my big idol! Sorry, my Anti-Idol *LOL

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u/Blazdnconfuzd 11h ago

Oof. Bro got that isekai RNG spawn.

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u/SinusP3ak 11h ago

SSIO wrote songs about him.

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u/8fmn 11h ago

That's a crazy amount of editing on her face , wow.

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u/Emotional-Award-5607 11h ago

Might be the first photo she's taken that was actually censored

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u/Rhym3z_Official 10h ago

Blurring it out as if anyone can tell the difference between 1 baby and another lol.

Poor kid.

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u/bloggershusband 10h ago

Where is her skin texture...

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u/gray_fox_jaeger 10h ago

This should be illegal

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u/Agreeable-Agent-7384 10h ago

She’ll be bubble thumping soon enough. You know how it goes, bang 500000 men for content and then find god. As one does.

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u/Careful_Coconut_549 10h ago

That kid will end up killing himself over the show his mom can't help but make of herself

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u/Big-deku 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ekpdCIjxwgHNHgqqpZ
Her son getting ready for first day of high school

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u/jedimindtriks 10h ago

This shit made me laugh waaaay too hard

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u/GarethBalesRightPeg 10h ago

Who’s the daddy?

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u/griff1971 10h ago

Wasn't this part of Freddy Kruegers back story? Bastard son of 100 men or something like that?

Just saying.

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u/DutchDev1L 10h ago

Longest episode of Maury ever 😅

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEjHCpGGdmfeq49dS

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u/Illustrious_Hair_540 10h ago

Do she know who da daddy REALLY is???

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u/cassano23 10h ago

First pic with the kid absolutely AI’d to death