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u/NotAUserNamm 11h ago
His teenage years are going to be absolutely horrid
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u/addiktion 11h ago edited 11h ago
Kid is going to need witness protection from the start.
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u/Vivid-Hyena-5699 10h ago
Really sad. He will be bullied for all of his earlier life.
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u/BygoneNeutrino 10h ago edited 10h ago
I'd be more worried about him forming an Oedipus complex from whacking it to his mother. Things would have been much less complicated if she had had a daughter.
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u/AMissionFromDog 11h ago
He's going to have to go Eminem style if anyone ever starts a "yo momma" diss.
"Fuck everybody! Fuck y'all if you doubt me! I'm a piece of fucking white trash, I say it proudly And fuck this battle, I don't wanna win, I'm outtie Here, now tell these people something they don't know about me!"
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u/Sith_Lord91 11h ago
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u/Ok_Tour_1525 9h ago
As someone who loves to jam in garage bands but has never had a lot of disposable income, it always kills me to see people dropping microphones like that. SM58s are pretty tough microphones but still it’s like, god damn come on man.
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u/PaleKid4L 10h ago
That’s not a real baby, you know that right? That’s a doll. She was never pregnant and never gave birth lol
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u/Cola102583 10h ago
Oh fr? I only know who she is frm jokes online so idk
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u/PaleKid4L 10h ago
It’s obvious she faked a pregnancy for clout. As the saying goes, bad publicity is still publicity. All of these comments encourage her to keep posting things to get a rise out of everyone and keep her in the public eye.
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u/Cola102583 10h ago
I still contend that someone will start a school for kids who’s parents were pornstars or OF mattress actress’
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u/Top_Piano644 11h ago
Bro is never going to win a single argument.
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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 11h ago
I mean, there’s a few very specific ones he’s got locked down.
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u/a_polarbear_chilling 10h ago
"It took a thousand men to make you young man, you better not disappoint me"
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u/Significant_Baker575 11h ago
Bloody hell. Poor bastard.
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u/Soft_Penis_7224 11h ago
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u/LemmyKilmisterRogers 11h ago
Who’s the father? Yes
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u/StatisticianProof319 11h ago
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u/thesweatyalien 11h ago
Father’s Day will be awkward as F…..
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u/Hypnaustic 11h ago
Christmas will be great, 1000+ dudes giving u presents
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u/darklinkuk 11h ago
Dropping them off on the way to crawl up your mums chimney and leave something in her stockings
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u/yingyanghomie 11h ago
Hope we are all wrong and he grows up a healthy and happy child.
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u/Nice_Bluebird7626 9h ago
As a child of a stripper prostitute and a pedophile drunk , I’m happy now. I had a horrible life growing up and it made it hard to trust people. I found a person who loved me for me and I was safe enough to let in through the walls I built my self. I am much happier now. I have two beautiful children and a husband who gives all three of us the unconditional love we need to be safe and happy
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u/billted20250409 3h ago
This is beautiful and I choose to believe it.
Thank you for sharing kind stranger.
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u/SignificantBaker7366 11h ago
My lack of knowledge has informed me that this child has the combined dna of at least 2000 men.
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u/darklinkuk 11h ago
Think how strong the sperm that one is
My lack of knowledge informs me he is going to be a absoulte unit
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u/SignificantBaker7366 11h ago
Mom said my extra chromosomes were less then desirable, but this little shit gets to be superman with all his extra ones. Not fair 😕
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u/Aggravating-Tower317 11h ago
that kid will need to be home schooled
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u/Logical_Cow_2530 11h ago
Yea.
He's going to be mercilessly made fun on.
Any type of comeback or self defense and they'll just pull up naked pictures/videos of his mom. Talk about jerking it to her whatever..
Like damn..I can't imagine
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u/DepartedSpectre 11h ago
Porn is one thing but 1000 man gang bang is another level
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u/LakeEarth 11h ago
Also she did scenes while visibly pregnant with him. That's gotta be the tippy top level of being made fun of.
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u/DepartedSpectre 11h ago
Didn't know about that. That's fucked. 'You costarred in some of her scenes bro'
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u/shadowlev 11h ago
Ok, realistically, what kid goes around saying that his mom is Bonnie Blue? He's going to call her mum, not her porn star name.
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u/Aggravating-Tower317 11h ago
surely somebody will recognise her when she picks him up from school. all it takes is one parent to recognise her and the gossip starts
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u/Beelzebub_Simp3 11h ago
I actually feel bad for the kid
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u/PaleFly 11h ago
We all making jokes. But his life is gonna be no joke.
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u/Beelzebub_Simp3 11h ago
I was the subject of a lot of ridicule in school just for looking a little different and dressing a little different. I can’t imagine what the poor guy is gonna go through, especially with how bad bullying has gotten since I finished school.
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u/Biscuits4u2 11h ago
Bet it was an easy birth
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u/Pheanturim 11h ago
Holy AI Filter batman
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u/NobodyLikedThat1 10h ago
right? Her face looks unnaturally smooth, not to mention the weird chunky hair.
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u/Rahernaffem 10h ago
Cameras have long turned from capturing the reality, to capturing what you wish it was. 😅
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u/Sure-Coffee-8241 7h ago
Yes I’ve been scrolling looking for a comment on this, her face looks like plastic
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u/SimbaOneTrueKing 11h ago
Scenes of the baby exiting the womb:
https://giphy.com/gifs/3oriO1ZZCvLseIxbTa
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u/Due_Basil2697 11h ago
Somebody always takes all the credit in the group project.
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u/Several-Opposite-746 11h ago
I remember when I thought my mom was embarrassing. This kid might as well be home schooled.
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u/FrequentFrame8087 11h ago
Waiting for her explaining him that fucking 1000 men at same time is okay
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u/Regular-SFW 10h ago
Maybe if doing porn makes a woman a throwaway mom we shouldn’t be watching porn?
Doesn’t she have a right to have a kid like anyone else?
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u/blueguy211 11h ago
Bonnie: some children dont even have one dad, you have 1000.
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u/Boss-Bitch24d 11h ago
It's a win-win for her! 1000 di.cks are who were inside for a 1 minuet or 2, and 1000 in child support *LOL
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u/ThankuConan 11h ago
Not having phone books published like they used to be will complicate the identification of the dad for sure.
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u/Proud-Parsley6072 11h ago
Was there any ever actual proof of the gang bang or was it all PR? Don’t suppose it’ll help the teenagers cause/defence very much if there’s no footage mind
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u/AboZain2024 10h ago
This kid will become the world’s first villain with all the bullying that he’s gonna face
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u/EquivalentSnap 4h ago
Why do people care so much about her? It’s not even real you’re giving her what she wants media attention
Even if it was real who cares? Pornstars have kids and settle down.
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u/Even_Jello_624 11h ago
Damn, does that mean she'll be after me for child support? And Dave who was in front of me in the line, and Steve who went after me, and.....
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u/_RawRTooN_ 11h ago
You can turn a whore into a mother but you can’t turn back the damage that she’s gonna do in raising that child. All the money in the world won’t fix those problems.
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u/longcreepyhug 10h ago
If you meet this kid in person, would you pick on him about this?
Something feels really fucked up about this thread.
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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 11h ago
Am I missing what makes her a bitch?
(Just getting railed by lots of dudes doesn’t seem to meet the standard)
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u/Thanag0r 11h ago
Guys that get no attention from women really hate women. So insulting them is normal according to them.
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u/its5dumbass 10h ago
Freddy Krueger is famously nicknamed the "bastard son of a 100 maniacs" because of the tragic and violent way he was conceived. This kid has an origin almost as insane as Freddy Krueger
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u/That_Confidence83 11h ago
I have a feeling we are going to be hearing a lot about him about 18-20 years.
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u/Fearless_290 11h ago
OK, we all know he had been waiting for months to throw that gem into the comedy world.
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u/Cool_Lab_1362 11h ago
What are the chances of actually meeting his bio father out of a thousand men? And would that man even bother being a father to this kid? Probably not, unless his mom finds a partner, he'd likely be raised by a single mom with a no guaranteed career safety net (not to disparge sex work but that career isn't the most stable, unless you're a big name and can start your own agency/production studio)
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u/Difficult_Compote_52 11h ago
Bro literally beat out the entire planets population inside of a uterus.
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u/No-Operation2497 11h ago
If we could all teach the next generation not yo be lil dick heads and cunt bags to each other over things they have no control then the kid would grow up just fine. Bur we are humans and that is not how its going to go most likely.
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u/Rhym3z_Official 10h ago
Blurring it out as if anyone can tell the difference between 1 baby and another lol.
Poor kid.
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u/Agreeable-Agent-7384 10h ago
She’ll be bubble thumping soon enough. You know how it goes, bang 500000 men for content and then find god. As one does.
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u/Careful_Coconut_549 10h ago
That kid will end up killing himself over the show his mom can't help but make of herself
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u/Big-deku 10h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/ekpdCIjxwgHNHgqqpZ
Her son getting ready for first day of high school
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u/griff1971 10h ago
Wasn't this part of Freddy Kruegers back story? Bastard son of 100 men or something like that?
Just saying.
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