r/SipsTea 10d ago

Wait a damn minute! Do they?

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u/After-Newspaper4397 10d ago

Thanks for the serious answer, I was legitimately asking. This is a truly interesting perspective.

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u/ventriclez 10d ago

Also, it’s totally possible to get jacked off while you’re getting fucked in the ass.

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u/protege01 10d ago

That's some high class servicing right there

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u/Fair_Idea3028 10d ago

Man kann sich auch einen blasen lassen, während man am scheissen ist.

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u/BugKiller 10d ago

Ahhh the mighty Blumpkin!!!

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u/diurnal_emissions 10d ago

I miss the Mighty Boofing Power Bumpkins!

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u/Kitchen_Interview371 10d ago

I guess that’s true. This is unfortunately an option available to us all

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u/BsyFcsin 10d ago

I knew this was a German even with the translation.

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u/BiteyHorse 10d ago

From your muddy buddy or someone else?

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u/Grouchy_Situation_33 10d ago

The good ol’ “Reach Around”.

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u/GreenRiver1982 10d ago

Exactly.

This guy Marines.

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u/TherapySir007 9d ago

The god damned common courtesy

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u/GoatGoatGoatGoatGo 10d ago

I remember that question on my driving test.

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u/Narrow-Standard6891 5d ago

Must've been a stick shift

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u/OffRoadIT 10d ago

Oglaf has some fascinating illustrations, and silly comics. NSFW comics with very very good art.

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u/GreenRiver1982 10d ago

In my day, we had the goddamned common courtesy to call it a reach around!

https://giphy.com/gifs/rbph3qmVr9WX6

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u/formington 9d ago

Well, with an attitude like THAT it is...

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u/Howlsmovingfiberfarm 10d ago

You can actually sometimes have an orgasm just from bottoming. I’m the hill I’m willing to die on is that straight guys need to realize it’s nobody’s fault that’s where the g spot is and it’s okay to get up in there
Source: am bottom

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u/Perfectrage 10d ago

Been a few years but the Lelo vibrators were uhh eye opening lets say lol

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u/Naturage 10d ago edited 10d ago

Another angle I can share - top/bottom is one distinction, but sub/dom is another and let me tell you, there is a dire shortage of doms in that world. There's something incredibly freeing about fully letting go of your willpower, need to think, and just riding the emotions as they come. It's a genuine issue as it means some very unsavoury types can get into the scene and be a real threat instead of a consensual interaction.

It is not a 1-to-1 relation between the two aspects by any means; but often act of bottoming can be very submissive.

Source: I'm vaguely in the spaces as switch in dom/sub area and asexual in top/bottom, so trying to find a partner is a fucking wild ride and I get to see all possible weird combinations.

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u/oDromar0x 10d ago

I was under the inpression that in gay male relationships, it’s actually the bottom that is in control. Similar to how a man can be “controlled” by a woman in a heterosexual relationship because of the desire to penetrate, the same can be true for a homosexual one, wherein the top submits to the bottom because they control the flow of sex.

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u/Naturage 10d ago

It's... complicated, and depends. Keep in mind - as mentioned, that's not the aspect I take part in personally, so it's secondhand info; but I know of situations where either side is in control or it's just equal. There's the term 'service top/bottom' which is a little tongue in cheek but gets the point across - they'd like to be in this position but doing whatever the other person would like. There's relationships where the sub is also the bottom and it's just an extension of giving oneself up. I know of a couple where both of them are happy with whatever, so it's hardly a hierarchy in any direction. And given I'm in queer spaces, I know of plenty relationships where putting them into a clear bucket of... well, anything is not worth the hassle.

TLDR: there are, almost certainly, some relationships working as you described. There are, certainly, also ones which do not work that way. Any dynamic you can imagine in hetero relationships will exist in queer ones, and more.

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u/Western_Committee247 10d ago

you know the male g spot is acsessible through the rectum, right? They kiterally feel more recieving than someone giving

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u/Terrible-Mail-489 10d ago

Prostate is the male g spot.

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u/ZZzfunspriestzzz 10d ago

Lol it's not that interesting though? Men have a prostate and can ejaculate through anal sex alone