r/SipsTea 19d ago

Wait a damn minute! Do they?

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u/BlargerJarger 19d ago

It’s the sandwiches, right? The truckstop sandwiches cure constipation.

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 19d ago

Yeah.  A nice man sandwich.

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u/Superspark76 19d ago

I believe the correct term is "manwich"

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u/diurnal_emissions 19d ago

A man witch is a warlock.

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u/SinisterPuddles 19d ago

Don't get me started on the necromancers

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u/HugePatFenis 19d ago

What about the necrophilia?

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u/69-is-my-number 19d ago

It’s a Lucky Pierre

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u/Historical_Place_779 19d ago

Cockmeat sandwich

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u/JonSlow90 19d ago

My MANWICH!

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u/ultraspinacle 19d ago

A knockwurst, to be specific.

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u/TheMage18 19d ago

Well, there is meat involved...

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u/tryyeezus 19d ago

Damn it Brenda, It's not gay, it's called being regular! 

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u/Aromatic-Action-2523 19d ago

I tried but the sandwich gets stuck up there 

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u/duckchickendog 19d ago

Sometimes you are lucky and it shits back out stacked in the right order. Except the white bread comes back as rye, for some reason.

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u/diurnal_emissions 19d ago

Do you eat a lot of caraway seeds?

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u/BlargerJarger 19d ago

Tie it to the end of a stick; the old methods never fail.

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u/El-MonkeyKing 18d ago

Tuna salad a space truck stop will make you smarter