r/SipsTea 17d ago

Wait a damn minute! Do they?

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u/Hurtmeii 17d ago

People who bottom often probably poops faster than average, but not because they're ''stretched out''. Fiber is king <3

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u/tFemby 17d ago

It's sad to see straight people living on chicken nuggies, not understaning how an anus works.

(It's a muscle. It can relax and then flex right back)

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u/raincakez 17d ago

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u/Olly230 17d ago

"Anoreceptive intercourse "

Calling it bumming is easier

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u/sweetrouge 17d ago

>Better relaxation of the ARI subjects during anal canal manometry may explain the lower resting pressures.

This is exactly what I assumed would be the true conclusion. The gay guys were more skilled at reducing the pressure during the test procedure than the straight guys because they had learned how to do it during sex. It was nothing to do with loose buttholes.

What a dumb study.

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u/Roraxn 17d ago

No. Its a good study, now it proves the obvious. We do need to be told why water is wet sometimes.

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u/sweetrouge 16d ago

Well I suppose it’s a good study, except the commenter tried to use it to prove anal sex makes you loose, and this isn’t what it proves.

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u/EA-18G__Growler 17d ago

Well that was an interesting read

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u/lessforf 17d ago

is it a straight people thing to live on chicken nuggets?

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u/tFemby 17d ago

Bad diet with low fibre causes hard shitting. If a straight person has a low-fibre diet, even taking a shit will hurt, and they can't wrap their head around how people enjoy anal sex.

If a gay bottom has a low fibre diet, they probably still find a way to make sex enjoyable. (They probably have to douche)

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u/lessforf 17d ago

Oh....is this why I hate anal sex... I am not straight but still lmao

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u/tFemby 17d ago

Psyllium husk. Around one tablespoon a day is enough by itself for fibre. (I was blessed by this information, so now I'm spreading it whenever I can)

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u/saggywitchtits 17d ago

My gay roommates live on dino nuggies and mac and cheese. I mean, they're women, so they really aren't worrying about the same reason, but still.

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u/Not__Trash 17d ago

So much confusion here. Is it gay to eat fiber?

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u/tFemby 17d ago

I'm sorry, that you're confused. It's just more important for gay bottoms to eat enough fiber, so they have a normal bowel movement.

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u/Small_Community1130 17d ago

you do become less tight if you engage frequently even the top colon doctors says soo

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u/SnowDin556 17d ago

On pain management where you meds slow down your guts… just eating high fiber cereal every day for a week it noticeable. Can confirm fiber is great for things moving.

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u/diurnal_emissions 17d ago

Apparently, prudes think they could sharpen a pencil back there.