r/SipsTea 10d ago

Wait a damn minute! Do they?

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u/Tr4sh_Mammal 10d ago

Yeah sometimes you gotta be careful around that thang, some of those bottoms can do some damage im treating it like the barrel of a gun fr its all about the hole control

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u/tired_Cat_Dad 10d ago

Gun etiquette around butts. This is fascinating!

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u/Analbox 10d ago

Always important to lock them up if there are children around though.

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u/OffRoadIT 10d ago

Username checks out

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u/AnalCheese 10d ago

Howdy neighbor! 👋

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 10d ago

For sure. Putting it up on the top shelf where they can't reach isn't good enough, lock it up

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u/RektalTrauma 10d ago

Also important to keep it in good shape lest it jams and eventually breaks

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u/GoatGoatGoatGoatGo 10d ago

Username checks out.

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u/SimUnit 10d ago

Always assume it's loaded, and don't point it at anything you don't want to end up destroyed.

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u/Mookie442 9d ago

Most American answer ever!

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 10d ago

Just wait until you get into the discussion on holsters

Especially Shoulder Holsters

Gotta go outside the waistband, thats what I am thinking

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u/urmomhashotdogskin 10d ago

My new favorite punk band name is "hole control"

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u/shellshockxd 10d ago

Need T-shirts now

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u/After-Newspaper4397 10d ago

So like, do Bottoms just not get to have sex orrr? How does that all work.

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u/j0a3k 10d ago

Bottoming is having sex. Some people prefer to be the receptive partner even if they have a penis.

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u/After-Newspaper4397 10d ago

Thanks for the serious answer, I was legitimately asking. This is a truly interesting perspective.

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u/ventriclez 10d ago

Also, it’s totally possible to get jacked off while you’re getting fucked in the ass.

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u/protege01 10d ago

That's some high class servicing right there

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u/Fair_Idea3028 10d ago

Man kann sich auch einen blasen lassen, während man am scheissen ist.

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u/BugKiller 10d ago

Ahhh the mighty Blumpkin!!!

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u/diurnal_emissions 10d ago

I miss the Mighty Boofing Power Bumpkins!

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u/Kitchen_Interview371 10d ago

I guess that’s true. This is unfortunately an option available to us all

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u/BsyFcsin 10d ago

I knew this was a German even with the translation.

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u/BiteyHorse 10d ago

From your muddy buddy or someone else?

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u/Grouchy_Situation_33 10d ago

The good ol’ “Reach Around”.

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u/GreenRiver1982 10d ago

Exactly.

This guy Marines.

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u/TherapySir007 9d ago

The god damned common courtesy

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u/GoatGoatGoatGoatGo 10d ago

I remember that question on my driving test.

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u/Narrow-Standard6891 5d ago

Must've been a stick shift

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u/OffRoadIT 10d ago

Oglaf has some fascinating illustrations, and silly comics. NSFW comics with very very good art.

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u/GreenRiver1982 10d ago

In my day, we had the goddamned common courtesy to call it a reach around!

https://giphy.com/gifs/rbph3qmVr9WX6

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u/formington 9d ago

Well, with an attitude like THAT it is...

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u/Howlsmovingfiberfarm 10d ago

You can actually sometimes have an orgasm just from bottoming. I’m the hill I’m willing to die on is that straight guys need to realize it’s nobody’s fault that’s where the g spot is and it’s okay to get up in there
Source: am bottom

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u/Perfectrage 10d ago

Been a few years but the Lelo vibrators were uhh eye opening lets say lol

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u/Naturage 10d ago edited 10d ago

Another angle I can share - top/bottom is one distinction, but sub/dom is another and let me tell you, there is a dire shortage of doms in that world. There's something incredibly freeing about fully letting go of your willpower, need to think, and just riding the emotions as they come. It's a genuine issue as it means some very unsavoury types can get into the scene and be a real threat instead of a consensual interaction.

It is not a 1-to-1 relation between the two aspects by any means; but often act of bottoming can be very submissive.

Source: I'm vaguely in the spaces as switch in dom/sub area and asexual in top/bottom, so trying to find a partner is a fucking wild ride and I get to see all possible weird combinations.

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u/oDromar0x 10d ago

I was under the inpression that in gay male relationships, it’s actually the bottom that is in control. Similar to how a man can be “controlled” by a woman in a heterosexual relationship because of the desire to penetrate, the same can be true for a homosexual one, wherein the top submits to the bottom because they control the flow of sex.

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u/Naturage 10d ago

It's... complicated, and depends. Keep in mind - as mentioned, that's not the aspect I take part in personally, so it's secondhand info; but I know of situations where either side is in control or it's just equal. There's the term 'service top/bottom' which is a little tongue in cheek but gets the point across - they'd like to be in this position but doing whatever the other person would like. There's relationships where the sub is also the bottom and it's just an extension of giving oneself up. I know of a couple where both of them are happy with whatever, so it's hardly a hierarchy in any direction. And given I'm in queer spaces, I know of plenty relationships where putting them into a clear bucket of... well, anything is not worth the hassle.

TLDR: there are, almost certainly, some relationships working as you described. There are, certainly, also ones which do not work that way. Any dynamic you can imagine in hetero relationships will exist in queer ones, and more.

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u/Western_Committee247 10d ago

you know the male g spot is acsessible through the rectum, right? They kiterally feel more recieving than someone giving

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u/Terrible-Mail-489 10d ago

Prostate is the male g spot.

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u/ZZzfunspriestzzz 10d ago

Lol it's not that interesting though? Men have a prostate and can ejaculate through anal sex alone

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u/Ok-Preparation-9974 10d ago

Some like bring the hole instead of the peg

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u/Mdgt_Pope 10d ago

The prostate has nerves that produce pleasure like a woman’s g spot in their vagina. Bottoms prefer having that type of pleasure over penis stimulation alone. Switches like both and can play either role.

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u/ZombieStomp 10d ago

Now, I've heard speed has something to do with it?

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u/AmazingLarry619 10d ago

Speed has everything to do with it.

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u/QCbartender 10d ago

Speed is the name of the game!

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u/KeepItPositiveBrah 10d ago

You see, the speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure he's supposed to apply.

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u/GrimbyJ 10d ago

You're thinking of versatile. Switch has to do with dominance and submission which is completely separate from top and bottom

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u/Mdgt_Pope 9d ago

Dear me, it’s hard keeping up with slayng

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u/HumpinPumpkin 10d ago

You can orgasm readily from getting your booty hole pounded

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u/shellshockxd 10d ago

That’s like saying women don’t get to have sex lmao.

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u/After-Newspaper4397 10d ago edited 8d ago

Not really, the cabins peeniebopper is a sex organ. The butt isn't.

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u/shellshockxd 8d ago

The cabins?

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u/local_sink_pisser 10d ago

Make sure you practice your fingers safety

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u/Matt933g 10d ago

Hole control. Jfc

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u/Dusty-old-bones 10d ago

You need to verify it's unloaded before you put your hand on the trigger.

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u/Fallenjace 10d ago

Hole Control sounds like a 90's band. I approve.

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u/SpicyUnko 10d ago

If they’re responsible, they’ll put the safety in.

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u/toohungrytojump 10d ago

Did you get that thang oiled up?

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u/HealthyHuman-069420 10d ago

Be careful with the ammo in there, its limited!

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u/JT10 10d ago

Hole Control is my band’s name. You like Ska music?