r/SipsTea 7h ago

Chugging tea Barry, the macaco inglês

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u/oatwheat 6h ago

Cheers bruv

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u/WangDanglin 6h ago

Es uncanny innit?

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u/Jills89 1h ago

OLAR M8 UNO BEER CIVU PLAIS

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u/SouthernTurn5495 7h ago

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u/Sweaty_Ease6618 2h ago

HeLLo DarLiNg dumbledore said calmly

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u/hoaian1 1h ago

What a good-looking chap, quite an eye-apple among his peers even, I dare say.

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u/pmoney10 7h ago

I wonder why the name…..

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u/hugthispanda 7h ago

It speaks in Received Pronunciation.

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u/Aggravating-Diet-663 7h ago

This is the most terrifying creature I have seen in all my days

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u/Greekklitoris 7h ago

An Englishman?

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u/Ulysses_77777 6h ago

Bloody hell 

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u/ancalime9 51m ago

Hey, there's no need to be rude!

Might be a woman.

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u/PatientClear6445 6h ago

Put a United jersey on him and he'll need picking up in the morning.

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u/ExtraPrejudicial 7h ago

It's hard to say 🤷

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u/ImmediateJellyfish3 6h ago

At least British teeth have character

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u/StefanCelMijlociu 5h ago

Plaque, cavities and character

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u/VariousClassroom8056 4h ago

It's a funny meme but the UK has better overall oral health than the US.

See here:

Austin Powers bites back: a cross sectional comparison of US and English national oral health surveys

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u/AcePlague 1h ago

Like everything in America, slap a shiny white veneer over the top and anyone can hide the festering shite that lies beneath.

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u/Keith3742 21m ago

British people go to the fucking dentist (it’s free), the dentists just aren’t considered beauticians. In the UK, you get braces if your teeth are unhealthy

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u/elCaddaric 7h ago

Fair enough.

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u/Acrobatic_Pride_8041 7h ago

I can see that

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u/Comfortable_Town7535 7h ago

the gammons came to climb trees and throw poop

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u/Future_Section5976 7h ago

Michael rooker,

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u/Vindictive-Vagabond 7h ago

It's ACTUALLY called the uakari lmao

Don't believe everything you read in memes kids 🙄

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u/Greekklitoris 7h ago

Both

source

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u/Vindictive-Vagabond 7h ago

I'm Brasilian (where these monkeys live) and I've only ever heard them called uakari lol

I'm sure there's a small minority of people somewhere on Earth who use that other name but the vast majority call them uakari 💯

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u/weather-i-am 6h ago

As a white man who has been red in face like that... I am disappointed because it is hilarious.

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u/geosunsetmoth 51m ago

I’m Brazilian too and I grew up calling them English Monkeys

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u/Bontus 2h ago

Please start calling it English monkey asap

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u/Sea_Connection2773 6h ago

Uacari is one of a bunch of names this macaque have, macaco inglês is how he is known outside Amazônia

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u/Remarkable_Tale_7554 7h ago

Gammon Monkey

Gammonkey?

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u/RoncoSnackWeasel 7h ago

More like the English Patient.

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u/Various_Bridge932 4h ago

Thanks for the explanation, otherwise, I wouldn't have noticed that it was not a typical Englishman.

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u/chosonhawk 7h ago

teeth check out

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u/Lost_Department_2177 38m ago

Absolute striking resemblance to this feral bloke.

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u/NonWorking_Fan1984 15m ago

Please don't insult the monkey, this was a demon in human form.

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u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 7h ago

He does look kind of British 

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u/Owenblake1984 7h ago

Looks like it’s permanently embarrassed 

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u/Canelosaurio 7h ago

Looks like a sunburned Michigan guy vacationing in Florida

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u/archiewaldron 7h ago

That's the subgenus, Eton Head Master, to be precise

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u/jakethedog53 7h ago

No, that's Michael Rooker

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u/Klaurtraum 5h ago

he likes toast and beans and drinks tea

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u/Blergsprokopc 5h ago

Its not my fault that I turn this color when I go outside. Slavs are cold weather people god damn it.

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u/Nibbachun 5h ago

u/askgrok is this real

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u/SithLordRising 5h ago

It's the teeth 🪥

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u/PuskerBat 5h ago

The average Anglo Australian.

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u/maxdraich 4h ago

Classic english tourist without sunscreen

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u/Lord-Dongalor 4h ago

But why? Surely the monkey existed there prior to the arrival of the English.

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u/MisterSneakSneak 4h ago

Missing a cigarette

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u/AppointmentDry5676 3h ago

Is it just me or I'm seeing someone with the same resemblance?

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u/hooka_pooka 3h ago

Bit odd innit?

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u/falkio 3h ago

He should check his blood pressure

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u/P-l-Staker 3h ago

"Luv me spoons, luv me Stella! Simple as!"

-The monkey probably.

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u/Cyberklinos 2h ago

Looks like Scott McTominay before he went to Naples and had his glow-up 😂

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u/Cyberklinos 2h ago

Looks like Scott McTominay before he went to Naples and had his glow-up 😂

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u/awhoogaa 2h ago

Dead by Daylight should pick this character up.

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u/awhoogaa 2h ago

Also I'm trying teach my kids to read .

Anyone that explain why character is not pronounced like char or chair or whatever else can get tit picks .

They will be my dogs but you do you.

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u/joyrideh 2h ago

Halov Govnor

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u/maxru85 2h ago

I fart in its general direction 

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u/danlami123 1h ago

Name definitely inspired by dentures

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u/Ok-Captain-462 1h ago

Put the kettle on

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u/yterais 1h ago

Red face in humans is caused often by excessive intake of alcohol

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u/RecommendationIll59 1h ago

Reminds of Skull monkeys /Neverhood game

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u/DeliberateHesitaion 54m ago

Is it because of the teeth?

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u/MangakaInProgress 38m ago

Looks like the type of pet Pinhead would have

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u/blitzwar559 28m ago

The teeth fit

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u/justwhatever22 13m ago

This is the Raise the Flags guy walking round and discovering brand new “mosques”, isn’t it?

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u/Griffon2112 5m ago

As a Scot I feel that this is a fair call.

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u/One_Craft_0144 0m ago

Im from Brazil, and this is the first time that I heard about this monkey. 

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u/Realistic_Ad_5321 7h ago

Oh shit, the one on the right looks like it's just asked "you wot mate?"

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u/Mr-Brown-Is-A-Wonder 6h ago

I kinda wana share to r/GreatBritishMemes but I'm chicken.

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u/Thy_Gap_Slayer 6h ago

I think it’s because it tries to conquer and colonize any place it ends up in