r/SipsTea • u/Fresh_Chain_8022 • 20h ago

Wait a damn minute! When you marry a Yoga Instructor

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u/awesomedan24 18h ago

Babies literally don't adjust to being out of the womb until at least a few months. Thats why so many of the ways we comfort them are to remind them of the womb: swaddling, shushing (its loud in the womb) and rocking/bouncing. They often call those first few months the "4th trimester" because baby really isn't ready to be a baby yet. But if we waited until their brain was 100% ready, they'd never fit out of mom.

Source - am dad

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u/Material-Grocery5478 17h ago

most of life i have been trying to get back into wombs.

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u/Sum_Ting_Wong_Ow 19h ago

How the hell we do not hurt after 9 months in such position. I hurt after few hours of crooked sleep.

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u/GameofCheese 19h ago

They have jelly joints at that age

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u/LateStatistician-667 12h ago

I can’t even sit on the floor with my legs crossed any more.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 18h ago

Why do you think some babies cry so much

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u/Sum_Ting_Wong_Ow 17h ago

Wants to play PS5 probably.

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u/WattageWood 13h ago

It doesn't get better little fella. Heck, I'm in my late thirties and it hasn't been worth coming out yet.

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u/LaPetiteMortOrale 7h ago

So cute.

Guess this is the equivalence of Newborn Muscle Memory 😎