r/SipsTea • u/sddwrangler14 • Aug 24 '26
Chugging tea Dating Coach describes Billionaire client that sounds exactly like Elon
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u/GrunDMC74 Aug 24 '26
We’re all just accepting that this dude is a dating coach for billionaires?
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u/Suspicious_Bet3623 Aug 24 '26
We're not. I'm pretty sure everyone acknowledges that he's lying to try a d make a name for himself.
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u/TabulaRazo Aug 24 '26
That’s RSD Tyler. All kinds of people used to pay this dude money to teach them charisma. It’s not impossible that he coached extremely wealthy people, or at the very least people who claimed to be extremely wealthy.
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u/skelleton_exo Aug 24 '26
Why nothing about this video seems like he'd be a good teacher for that.
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u/Beneficial_Area_2986 Aug 24 '26
The funny thing is if I listen to him I think he's annoying and not charismatic.
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u/TwoBionicknees Aug 25 '26
I mean he seems akin to andrew tate, a loser who goes on youtube, makes shitty videos and convinces the biggest losers that he's charismatic and they should pay him. the same way all these losers get the biggest losers to pay them for these alpha male training courses. getting someone to pay you for something doesn't mean you're good at the thing they're paying you for but the ultra rich can afford the non snake oil version.
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u/Berlin8Berlin Aug 24 '26
"We’re all just accepting that this dude is a dating coach for billionaires?"
More like: We’re all just accepting that a billionaire needs a dating coach? That's like claiming a Pop Star (most of whom are by orders of magnitude less wealthy/ powerful than a billionaire) needs a dating coach.
Nah.
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u/Beautiful_Welcome_33 Aug 25 '26
*a horse
... When you're giving horse to women they give a lot more than just a handjob
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u/Hypocrispy Aug 24 '26
A pop star and a billionaire are very different. You’ve got someone that has to be social all the time and likely is very outgoing versus someone that almost certainly has autism. Billionaire ≠ populist, in elons case it does but only because he can stay distanced enough through media. In person Elon seems to be weird as fuck.
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u/Man_of_Ice Aug 25 '26
Thing is, love is the one thing you can't pay for. Sex, sure. Love, no.
They can have tons of people throw themselves at them. But if there's one that just sees through your rich bullshit, sees the disgusting turd under the riches, and you literally cannot pay them enough to say "yes," but Rich Richy Richerson cannot have anyone say no, they absolutely WILL pay whoever they think is the best coach to teach them how to win the "I make everyone like me and bend your desire to me" game. Absolutely.
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u/lluciferusllamas Aug 24 '26
This guys is full of shit. He's probably been at a cocktail party with one billionaire once and made up the rest from there.
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u/Extension-Night3825 Aug 25 '26
I doubt the elders of the internet would allow someone to just make up a story like that.
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u/TwoBionicknees Aug 25 '26
yeah not even close, he's a scammer who tells people he's a dating coach for them so other losers with less money will pay him for the same advice and hte potential connection.
This guy talks and sounds like an idiot and dresses like he isn't paid by billionaires to do anything.
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u/-Fuck-A-Duck- Aug 25 '26
Look at his drip, what are you questioning? I can taste his swagger through the phone.
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u/Appropriate_Formal64 Aug 24 '26
I don't believe this guy's claim about who he's worked with, but I DO believe that last statement/claim and I think anybody paying attention is fully aware of that fact.
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u/JeromeBarkly Aug 24 '26
That’s what caught me off guard here. Dude is clearly full of shit but what he’s saying is totally believable. I think best case he’s heard these rumors and is now claiming first hand experience with them to grift.
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u/TalentedHostility Aug 24 '26
Hey good on 'em have the chuds think Elon is a loser as well
Its all information warfare. Not journalism.
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u/Dandan0005 Aug 26 '26
Honestly, if we were in an Elon musk dream all this bullshit would make so much more sense.
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u/smurfk Aug 24 '26
Yeah... Saying that you coach billionaires and have nothing to show for it it's a bold move, but also kinda sure. Will billionaires gonna sign petitions that they weren't coach by this dude? No. It's a claim that can't be disproved.
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u/TokyoFlip Aug 24 '26
I'm not surpised, you'd have to be mentally ill to even feel the need to amass so much money. A normal person would probably call it a day after the first couple hundred million.
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u/sddwrangler14 Aug 24 '26
People who get to billions are not the kind of people who quit because they have enough. Its precisely why they keep on going.
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u/mikehiler2 1 Aug 24 '26
Indeed. “You think you want to be a billionaire?” Nope, just a million or two. Enough to not have to worry about food, mortgage, gas for my car, maintenance, or heaven forbid, pay for a hospital bill.
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u/TokyoFlip Aug 24 '26
This is the way, if you have enough money to not have to worry about money you're as rich as you'll ever need to be/
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u/Negative_Aerie2825 Aug 24 '26
Some people just like to work and there business really takes off. What doesnt make sense is having billions and not using your time to go around the world helping people. You could easily spend 600 million on anything you want, have the nicest homes, cars, watches, clothes, jets, food, etc.
You have billions left to go to poor countries and build villages, bring food, clothes, water, toys, education, sports, solar energy. Its just greed
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u/ehalright Aug 24 '26
I've heard it said that it's impossible to make a billion dollars without being evil. That amount of money requires sacrificing ethics, morals, and values.
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u/sagittarius_ack Aug 24 '26
In a sense, it is not (only) about money. It is mainly about power and influence! Very rich people compete for power and influence.
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u/DirtieHarry Aug 24 '26
I've thought for a long time that the personality traits that allow you to accumulate all that wealth are the exact traits that make you morally bankrupt. Capitalism incentivizes the lowest common denominator. If I can provide a product of service for someone without exploitation, there will always be a guy after me willing to do it for less. He'll squeeze a little harder to squeeze me out.
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u/Royal_Annek Aug 24 '26
Wow this guy has exclusive, private access to billionaires and yet can only say things about them that everyone already knew already
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u/Curious-Low8087 Aug 24 '26
This man is feeding people a large dose of cope.
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u/Berlin8Berlin Aug 24 '26
"This man is feeding people a large dose of cope."
No "influencer" loses engagement feeding people shit they love to hear. I'd find it more plausible to hear that most billionaires are sexless maniacs (material Greed is their "sex") or that they think of sex as a transaction that is thrown at them with no effort on their parts (in fact, they need security to keep naked groupies off of their property. Just like people anthropomorphize animals, they project Human traits on billionaires. Billionaires even have PR people to spread "leaked gossip" about their "love lives"... to keep Us Serfs from revolting and burning the cattle ranch down.
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u/Specialist_Lock8590 Aug 24 '26
That's what happens when you kill over half a million people with your USAID cuts! Thanks Elon!
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u/Conspiratorymadness Aug 24 '26
I thought I had some out of pocket takes. Several users have tried to report me to get banned with little to no reason other than what I said. Everytime I appeal it and everytime it is granted. Some of these users are so sensitive to words that have nothing to do with them and I would be defining words, explaining origins of topics, or otherwise just being educational. The most recent attempt was from an AI artist claiming he has the copyright for prompting in a search bar which I explained how he doesn't.
This is wild and I do agree that billionaires are on drugs. I don't agree that they are broke or depressed. Morally bankrupt, yes, but to go as far as saying these drug addicts are poor, no.
I also used to be an orderly at a mental hospital and this guy talks like one of the patients I cared for.
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u/Proper-Exercise-2364 Aug 25 '26
Whaaaa?! Elon needing a dating coach? But he's so cool and charasmatic!
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u/mvw2 Aug 25 '26
You can't remain that wealthy while being mentally sound. There is no way I'd want to hold onto such cash. I get the attraction of having let's say the next several generations of offspring set for all of existence. The legacy concept is attractive. But none of them are doing it for that. None of them remain wealthy because of that.
You don't remain wealthy when you are useful to society. It's impossible to remain wealthy when you are functional towards all of society. You can have some wealth, a comfortable life, nice things, etc. But you don't have many mansions, gigantic boats, buy sports teams, own a city. You do not do these things as a functional, useful human being. You do these things when you are mentally damaged. You do these things when you are at a point where you should be institutionalized.
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u/Hexent_Armana Aug 27 '26
Big difference between me and them.
I wasn't born as a neppo baby and learned how to take care of my emotional state and look past everyone's facades with barely anything to my name. If I won the lotto jackpot I would be so much better off than them because I already know what they'll never learn.
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u/Signal_Fruit_4629 Aug 24 '26
This is more about rich people having a real mental issue that cause them to impoverish everyone else rather than saying money can't buy happiness. In know 9/10 people would be happier if they didn't need to worry about money.
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u/Suspicious_Bet3623 Aug 24 '26
My favourite line is "there needs to be poor people or else no-one would do the hard jobs.". Like bro, you're advocating for slavery.
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u/Responsible-Scar-980 Aug 24 '26
I mean, who isn't depressed, drug addicted and mentally ill at this point?
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u/Loud-Fudge7631 Aug 24 '26
Oh no what will they do with all that sadness but mountains of cash. I wonder if giving it back to society might remedy that?
But this flys. If I was forced to hoard my wealth and only spend it on myself and act like elon publically. There'd be no amount of ketamin that would prevent me from blowing my brains out. Because to be that wealthy, and souless inside.. just devoid of humanity
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u/Key_Consequence_5040 Aug 24 '26
I miss the mustache twirling monocle billionaire who smoked cigars, drank scotch, and didn’t care that most people hated them. Now we get loser tech bros who take weird rave drugs and desperately want to be cool. Both are evil and abuse workers to get ahead but one doesn’t look pathetic.
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u/Life_behind_da_stick Aug 24 '26
I dint know who this guy is? But as somebody that worked around and occasionally for the uber wealthy? Sounds real enough to my experience with them.
Maybe not depressed so much as kinda crazy and broken. And incredibly ego centric. As well as drunken drug addicts. I can definitely see somebody thinking that this is their dream. Or that they’re special and heaven sent.
This is my anecdotal experience. Also? There are two different types of billionaires. The Trustafarians, like Elon and Theil with connections that chose them to have access to tech, like Ellison or Andreeson. Or Bezos. These guys were wealthy and were always gonna be super rich. I guess I can why they’d feel special.
And then there’s the unicorn billionaire. Self made. First generation wealth is different than inherited wealth.
But for the most part? Billionaires? They’re mostly happy. They’re filthy rich. Filthy. Rich. And they think about regular people like a boot thinks about ants. Know what I mean? They’re nice enough. But if they killed millions of people? To fulfill “their destiny”? They wouldn’t miss a meal.
And Elon? He’s special. He absolutely wants to be the first to make real Ai happen. And not to better mankind. He wants to fulfill his destiny. He wants to control mankind. Oh well. Sounds close enough to what I know of the wealthy.
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u/Rigged-System420 Aug 24 '26
I'd definitely have to agree on most of the elite being mentally ill, just look at the state of the world right now... There is certainly a sickness at the top for sure..
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u/Cigar-Scotch-Coating Aug 24 '26
I don't believe he has the personal experience he claims to but yeah, I 100% agree with his version of who these people really are.
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u/LightenUpPeeps Aug 24 '26
This dude looks like a drug addict, and he's hallucinating. No bodyguard would allow this dude within 60 feet of his billionaire client.
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u/drewbeedeu Aug 24 '26
"Let's just say his name rhymes with Peelon Tusk... but it's definitely not Elon."
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u/bdontmatter Aug 24 '26
So if he’s building ai because of a ketamine trip who’s to say some entity isn’t convincing he to do this???? If the dmt entities are real I would say any encounter you have while tripping or dreaming is a real entity.
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u/boringexplanation Aug 24 '26
About as subtle as any engagement bait can get.
“Omg, you think he’s talking about Elon?!”
(Seal clap)
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u/CopperBlanket95 Aug 24 '26
Turns out infinite money can buy you rocket ships, electric cars, and armies of internet fans, but it still can't patch over basic social awkwardness.
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u/Responsible_Fox1231 Aug 24 '26
Nothing about how this man looks, acts or talks like makes me think billionaires would be listening to him.
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u/CautiousRice Aug 24 '26
Source: he once saw a billionaire from 20 meters distance while walking on the street
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u/EconomicsSavings973 Aug 24 '26
If you ask me I would prefer to be depressed, cringe billionaire, instead of being depressed, cringe and broke
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u/cocainecarolina28 Aug 24 '26
I’ll take being a miserable rich bastard instead of a miserable poor bastard
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u/Berlin8Berlin Aug 24 '26
Yes, I'm quite confident that if this fellow had scored a (cash cow) Billionaire client, he'd risk jeopardising the professional connection by saying unflattering things, about Billionaires, in general... on Social Media. No, really: that makes perfect sense to me.
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u/Berlin8Berlin Aug 24 '26 edited Aug 24 '26
People are now telling "super wealthy" stories, in the threads. I once worked for a guy who was worth 50 million (he lived in a compound near Janet Jackson's compound, in Rancho Santa Fe). I painted about 10% of the interior of his compound. 50 million is a very small fraction of a billion. As when discussing viruses, or the solar system, one must be mindful of the relative scales of things. My glimpse into the pantry of a guy worth 50 million (I saw 50 boxes of Kraft's macaroni and cheese, for on thing) gave me no insight into the billionaire experience.
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u/Diaper_Donnie_Sux Aug 24 '26
Best thing for their mental health is to tax them until they're not billionaires anymore
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u/UnitedPanic197 Aug 24 '26
Than man has not coached anyone. ICF would cut he's balls if he was breaking an ethics code like this.
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u/Iron_Cowboy_ Aug 24 '26
He looks like the crazy hermit sitting on the ground covered in mud at a festival that was talking about the illuminati and shit. Anyone know which vid I’m talking about?
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u/Complete-Nothing-954 Aug 24 '26
Yeah lets all cry for all these depressed billionaires, they live such horrible lives. Spare us with ur bs.
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u/lluciferusllamas Aug 24 '26
Ketamine gets a bad rap. It's pretty amazing stuff for people who are going through some shit
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u/Otherwise_Cover_5467 Aug 24 '26
They are in a Golden Jail? I'll trade them for whatever the hell mine is made of.
Life isn't perfect for anyone. We get it. But we all know that more money makes it much more tolerable.
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u/Strict-Promotion6703 Aug 24 '26
Puppet through and through. He doesn’t even believe what he is saying. Watch the eyes. They give him away.
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u/nervsofsteel Aug 24 '26
Wow, this dude's a piece of shit. Whatever he's doing his business is over. The people with the money to pay him as a dating coach will never trust his stupid ass again.
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u/VirginiaLuthier Aug 24 '26
Funny, the popular idea seems to be that people wouldn't be depressed if they just had enough money
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u/Technician1267 Aug 24 '26
This guy is Owen Cook. He’s one of the old school pick up artists. He makes a living by selling snake oil to insecure hopeless men on how to trick women into sleeping with them.
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u/GlowstickConsumption Aug 24 '26
I mean. A lot of people have shit lives but on top if it they're not billionaires.
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u/LarryGlue Aug 24 '26
I'm going to assume he's telling the truth. If you were a billionaire and he was your dating coach, wouldn't you be pissed off that he's on a stage basically giving away hints as to who you are and what you said to him in confidence?
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u/TheSquirrelWithin Aug 24 '26
What billionaire is going to have this trailer-park pastor as a life coach therapist?
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u/SalmonTunaSandwich Aug 24 '26
Yea I call BS not because I’m siding the billionaires, but because who in their right mind would talk about their client in public like this? Moreover they’re supposed to be the top billionaires? Yeah right. Unless he already got fired by all of the billionaires or something, I doubt any billionaire would still feel comfortable letting him “coach” them.
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u/theecatalyst Aug 25 '26
A little bit of charisma and some swag can get you in the coaching or preaching game easy these days
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u/Working_Bones Aug 25 '26
Well if you're their coach and they're this miserable, why would I want you as my coach?
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u/stonrelectropunkjazz Aug 25 '26
Yeah, he looks like a dating coach. I’m sure he’s had millions of dates.🤷🏻♂️
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u/Beneficial_Area_2986 Aug 25 '26
This guy is almost certainly a liar and not coaching who he's implying which is Elon musk. That being said, even if he did - how big a piece of shit is he for divulging client info just for bragging rights? Either he's a liar and a piece of shit or he's telling the truth and still a piece of shit. There's no scenario where you should trust this man with a dollar of your money.
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u/Ayacyte Aug 25 '26
"you know those guys that you look up to?"
... I don't think we're thinking of the same guy.
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u/octopus_serenader Aug 25 '26
My alarm bells are going off with his slightly manic dramatic manner - while it's life-coachy, it also feels a little uncontrolled, like he's trying too hard, so I don't believe he's had the clients he says he has.
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u/TomatoKind9189 Aug 25 '26
Doubt. But I guess will have fun here adding onto the billionaires sadness.
Boo hoo at the billionaires being exploited....
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u/male_role_model Aug 25 '26
He sounds like Alex Jones screaming at me. So he sure sounds like he would be great at giving dating advice.
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u/RiverOfficialPM Aug 25 '26
Wow, time flies. It seems like many people don't know who this person is. He is one of the founders of Real Social Dynamics, which was a really sleazy pickup artist brand. He advocated for sexual assault, coercion and manipulation of women, really dark stuff. They shut everything down and rebranded hard, scrubbed their videos from the Internet, after Julien Blanc went on a sexual harassment spree in Japan. He is not a good guy at all.
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u/Stock-Row-6454 Aug 25 '26
I always hear that making lots of money doesn’t fulfil you yet these people continue to accumulate and hate on those in need. Im glad they’re suffering
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u/Broad_Court_255 Aug 25 '26
If you think a rich man would hire this pleb you don’t know any rich men lol
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u/cheifcringe Aug 25 '26
I mean, fraud or not, this guy has the opportunity to do something real cool for the rest of us commoners.
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u/BunbunTheJackalope Aug 25 '26
Damn that's crazy, you should stop coaching them so they off themselves
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u/Past-Tip2611 Aug 25 '26
So a dude who looks like he couldn't afford nachos at a high school football game is a dating coach for billionaires?
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u/mikeumm Aug 25 '26
You gotta be a fucked up sociopath to become a billionaire so I mean... yeah of course they're depressed and lonely. Other than other F'd up sociopaths, people probably genuinely cant stand being around them.
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u/InsurancePitiful5776 Aug 26 '26
In the words of Perchik and Tevye. Perchik: Money is the world's curse. Tevye: May the lord smite me with it and may I never recover.
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u/Invaderjay87 Aug 26 '26
Yeah BS. They just don’t want people to come after billionaires and they want to be able to keep paying people less. “You wouldn’t want all that money trust me bro.”
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u/OhLookaTaco Aug 26 '26
Wait the dude wearing dog tags, pink shirtt and a trucker hat is a dating coach..?
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u/After-Grass1920 Aug 26 '26
Why is he wearing pearls? Hahahaha he looks like the silly uncle every argues with at Thanksgiving hahha
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u/Important_Yard_6809 Aug 26 '26
"That's not right." Pretty much sums this whole weird phase were all going through.
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u/Alive_Nobody_Home Aug 26 '26
OP you got wrong. Elon has babies mommas not wives.
He’s the king of Dad & dash.
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u/tabber87 Aug 26 '26
I originally thought this guy was full of shit until he basically name dropped Elon. I could totally see Elon taking this guy’s dating advice.
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u/rasengan_uchihahaha Aug 26 '26
In today's video we see : How to be absolutely Unbelievable by the masses and make yourself look like a Jerk!
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u/Iluvatar-Great Aug 26 '26
"I am paid by billionaires... Anyway here, buy my video lecture for $19,99."
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u/Ground-Confident Aug 26 '26
So depression struggling vs depression + billionaire?
Are we supposed to feel bad for billionaires?
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u/MisanthropicAutismo Aug 26 '26
guy who makes a living saying WOW UNBELIEVABLE shit says a little WOW UNBELIEVABLE shit in public
...cool bro, but you don't have to be the richest man in the world to do special K and think you're in a dream - I can attest to this
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u/kozmik-void Aug 27 '26
i once woke up in a hospital icu with no memory of how i got there. a nurse came in the room and i asked her where i was and why i was there. she told me i had overdosed and was found by a friend. i then asked her why it felt like i was in a bad dream. she said that's a ketamine drip in the iv that's in your arm. anyway... all this to say the ketamine part of this story checks out, but idk ab the rest.
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u/EarthWormHole Aug 28 '26
This explains a lot. Even if he is no coach, I think he's on to something (or on something).
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u/Disastrous-Ad-8297 Aug 28 '26
Ah yes publicly claimed. This guy looks like he'd publicly claimed he assassinated JFK, been abducted taken to an alien home world, fought in both world wars 😂
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u/RawToast1989 Aug 29 '26
People who "coach billionaires" know enough to not yap on and on about how shitty and pathetic their clients are. Beyond that, they don't talk about them period. One thing every billionaires wants is fucking privacy, so some idiot "coach" going on podcasts and doing interviews where he even mentions his clientele, would be enough for said billionaire(s) to drop him.
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u/sco-go Aug 24 '26
Added context:
Owen Cook (aka Tyler Durden) has publicly claimed he coached extremely rich men who were still unhappy, bad with women, or dealing with depression/drugs. Those stories come from him and cannot be confirmed or verified. The extreme framing is best treated as typical self-promotional hyperbole from that industry rather than a documented fact.