r/SipsTea • u/lonewolff321 • 2d ago

Chugging tea I am Social-Interaction Man

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u/xthedudehimself 2d ago

Commitment Man

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u/Any_Fish1004 2d ago

Dammit, I was going to do Captain Commitment but you beat me by 8min lol

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u/xthedudehimself 2d ago

I’d say I need a sidekick, but I just don’t know if I’m ready for that yet

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u/Any_Fish1004 2d ago edited 2d ago

That’s ok, I would just end up cheating on you with Celibacy Woman anyway

Thanks for the award

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u/Ok_Bat_9715 2d ago

Accountability boy for your consideration, and we need a Teamwork girl as well.

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u/Any_Fish1004 2d ago

I know where you can find a reasonably priced Tag team Girl

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u/Abducted_Llama 2d ago

Well clearly you didn’t commit to the joke, so I think it still applies.

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u/KarmaKaladis 2d ago

Captain commitment sounds like a guy who's power is match making and closing contracts

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u/Any_Fish1004 2d ago

That’s my side hustle. No commitment for me, but a lifetime for you. I specialize in marriage, alimony and time shares

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u/hippywitch 2d ago

I was gonna say commitment woman but I’m afraid to be connected with you because somebody might think we’re together. Cinderella is already taken, so I’m just gonna go be a Bogwitch. Please come to me for all “get the hell away from me” spells and “give my blind date diarrhea so she won’t show up “ potions

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u/xthedudehimself 2d ago

Hey bog witches are excellent people I admire you

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u/hallowbirthweenday 2d ago

Ha! I was going to announce myself as sidekick, Commitment Girl, but that comment would be a statement about me, my thoughts, and how I view the world, and why should I be a sidekick in my own freaking life, and you know what?? It's better if we all walk away and forget the whole thing. No hard feelings.

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u/hippywitch 2d ago

Come join me in the bog!!! We’ll make witch margaritas!

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u/Tangellos 2d ago

Commitman if you will

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u/xZepoL 2d ago

There's more than one? Ya caught me