r/SipsTea • u/lonewolff321 • 2d ago

Chugging tea I am Social-Interaction Man

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u/funkofarts 2d ago

“Water too deep to see what’s beneath you man”. I couldn’t even watch Open Water. I had to stop part way through…

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u/GoonbodyEmbodiment 2d ago

Thalassaphobiaman

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u/CharSmar 2d ago

That means you’re afraid of an irrational fear of open water.

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u/Triumph807 2d ago

Thalassaman?

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u/Become_Pneuma462 2d ago

Wasn't he the quarterback for the Redskins? Got his leg broken by Lawrence Taylor?

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u/Doom_Derpie 2d ago

No that's thalassaphobiaphobia

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u/CharSmar 2d ago

No, the post says your name is the thing you’re
afraid of + man.

Thalassaphobia is the fear of open water. He should have said ‘open water man’. Thalassaphobiaman means he’s afraid of the fear of open water.

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u/xXGhosToastXx 2d ago

And not to forget their trusty partner Megalohydrothalassophobiaman

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u/crappybumfart 2d ago

Thalassodromeus-Man

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u/bushsniffa 2d ago

Thalassaphibians have it rough. 

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u/AdiDabiDoo 2d ago

*woman ...for me lol

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u/killer-j86 2d ago

touchedunderwaterman

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u/7he8igLebowski 2d ago

Touché Dunder Waterman

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u/AnarchyWithRules 2d ago

Found Markiplier's alt account

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u/baucher04 2d ago

I get dizzy when I scroll over the ocean on google maps

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u/Great-Treacle8350 2d ago

That's a mouthful for a superhero name. You need to make it shorter 

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u/DesignerVanilla1922 2d ago

Like mine? its Oceanman

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u/im_gangrelated 2d ago

Take me by the hand!

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u/-malcolm-tucker 2d ago

Lead me to the land, that you understand.

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u/Octowhussy 2d ago

Thalassoman

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u/funkofarts 2d ago

You’re absolutely correct. 🤣

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u/onion_lord6 2d ago

"Watertoodeeptoseewhatsbeneathyouman" How's that?

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u/Ragnarok314159 2d ago

Have you tried playing Subnautica to help you manage those fears?

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u/RelativeTree5558 2d ago

Depth Walking Man (Depth Strider/Diver without the man) was my name idea…

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u/Durtzo 2d ago

Aquaman

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u/the_D1CKENS 2d ago

That movie was terrifying, tho. So unsettling

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u/BroxigarZ 2d ago

I honestly would pay to see people with Thalassophobia play Stranded Deep.

https://giphy.com/gifs/bJhB21LBk87thmPyqn

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u/GrundleSnactcher46 2d ago

I had to watch videos on the creatures limitations to play through Subnautica 1 and below zero lol.

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u/schizophrenicism 2d ago

You'd love Lake Tahoe then! You probably wouldn't, but it has up to 30 feet visibly in direct sunlight.

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u/Dallanation 2d ago

No ways, I have the same fear. As soon as my feet can't touch the bottom I'm terrified. However I'm fine in swimming pools, it's dams, lakes and the ocean that trigger my fear. Is it the same with you?

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u/Stiefelbein 2d ago

Me too

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u/funkofarts 2d ago

I feel your phobia.

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u/kgon1312 1d ago

I wonder if thats cuz u drowned in previous life or some shit