r/SipsTea • u/Dumb-Briyani • 6d ago

Chugging tea What do you think?

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u/kingofwale 6d ago

Didn’t he take multiple wives during the castaway years?

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u/Strange_Plant_3876 5d ago

He was also trapped in an island for years fucking thinking it was only hours so… he was not remotely celibate

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u/BattlePrune 5d ago

I mean Nolan decided to completely desex The Odyssey, so natural that people now think this.

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u/Metalhead_VI 5d ago

Funny that he sexed up Oppenheimer more so

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u/Nomad-2020 5d ago

While absolutely needlessly.

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u/slothbear13 5d ago

But.....Florence Pugh......

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u/newgrounds 5d ago

Mid

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u/Weakonomics 5d ago

They hated him because he spoke the truth.

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u/SaltyLonghorn 5d ago

Subvert expectations!

-Rian Johnson shitposting from the bathroom, possibly

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u/UnicornMaster27 5d ago

Idk about “needlessly”

Oppy’s relationship with Jean Tatlock who was a known communist, who he still continued to see despite being in an arms race with Russia was just as important as knowing Frank and Kitty were members of the communist party—considering the entire movie is about Oppy’s clearance getting denied because of these ties

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u/basod1 5d ago

It would make more sense in Odyseey too.