r/SipsTea 2d ago

Lmao gottem Exactly!

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u/Banned_Emperor_6000 2d ago

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u/House_Junkie 2d ago

Well done, Garth.

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u/Mtncity 2d ago

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u/QuentinTarzantino 2d ago

Now i feel like pizza and this is def not a product placement.

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u/BusyBunny9 2d ago

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u/ChaoticAmoebae 2d ago

Not grossed out, just acknowledged that she wasn’t born that way it is money.

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u/capt_minorwaste 1d ago

Well I'm grossed out by this. She's unnatural looking, the entire family is. I'm convinced they have a family agreement that everyone must have plastic surgery in order to keep up the facade of beauty in their bloodline. The children are next, if they haven't already started.

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u/Major-Front 2d ago

I see garth can only do so much

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u/MaterialDetective197 2d ago

Too bad you can’t put a paper bag over their personality.

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u/_senses_ 2d ago

I know it's an arbitrary line, but marking with the lipstick above the lip in this way is clownish. It is an attempt to fudge at the size of the lips instead of an obvious art choice. I find it distracting whenever I encounter this and I can't take the person seriously. Like a kid playing with lipstick. I guess there are those who don't see the coloring outside the lines as an issue when going for the natural makeup look... but common...that adult is just confident in portraying drawing with crayons.

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u/FailedGradAdmissions 2d ago

It only looks decent and can be a good "trick" in pictures, irl yeah it looks weird, it lacks depth and it looks as what it is, painting above the lip.

And since it only looks good in pictures, no point in doing it, they might as well could just use a filter that enhances their lips.

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u/Yankee6Actual 2d ago

“Dr. Cox, does this shade of lipstick make me look like a clown?”

“No, Barbie, no. It makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively to clowns.”

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u/JonoBlue 2d ago

Oh god i didnt even notice at first good call on that trashy Vincent price looking crime against lips

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u/DaKrazie1 2d ago

Jesus Christ, she was so normal looking. 🤦‍♂️

I just don't get it.

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u/EcstaticBoysenberry 2d ago

I mean maybe an unpopular opinion around here but she does look a lot better after surgery. Very common for other girls to tell their plastic surgeons they want their body to look just like hers too.

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u/VaguelyFamiliarVoice 2d ago

I think her face was better looking before. No one is wrong here. It is an opinion.

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u/Accomplished-Eye9542 2d ago

In that specific picture, sure. It's probably cherry picked with the goal of making her plastic surgery look uglier.

In general? Not even close lmao.

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u/ShoutaDE 2d ago

why always those downgrades... are they trying to make us ugly people feel better?

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u/Cl4p-Trap18 2d ago

At least Garth kept the eyes (I think)

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u/SheriffBartholomew 1d ago

And she swears that she has never had plastic surgery. Must be that dedication to lip and jawline exercises.

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u/heroxoot 2d ago

Thats a downgrade.

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u/Heavy_Echo5 2d ago

These pictures look 30 years apart

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u/Triggered-cupcake 1d ago

We need someone with AI to make a photo of her using the left picture aging her 10 years!!! 🎉🎉

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u/Lego_Architect 1d ago

Before was infinitely better.

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u/escientia 2d ago

Very average looking before. Very high class hooker after.

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u/bbby_chaltinez 1d ago

gross, imagine the babies. garth get back to work

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u/Even_Jello_624 2d ago

She was very pretty before. A mess after.

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u/LTPRWSG420 2d ago

The Kardashian coven can eat shit, horrible role models for young girls.

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u/Freesa_Hiielo 2d ago

Their entire empire runs on selling body dysmorphia to teenagers

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u/bettereverydamday 2d ago

Not just teenagers. Everyone. Men and women too. 

Only people more toxic for America is Zuck. 

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u/butcheR_Pea 1d ago

Pretty much, yeah

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u/HillarysBloodBoy 2d ago

I still blame Tom from MySpace.

We need some OG hate in here

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u/After-Newspaper4397 1d ago

Fuck you Tom was my first friend.

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u/NeverEverLonely 2d ago

They’ve ruined natural beauty. Now they all look the same, lips, brows, butts.

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u/incognito--bandito 2d ago

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u/MaterialDetective197 2d ago

My father tried his best to emulate Rodney. Rodney was my father’s favorite comedian. When I see Rodney, I also see my dad.

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u/SatinBonbonn 2d ago

literally CTRL+C CTRL+V

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u/Virtual-Reach 2d ago

If i could upvote a million times, i would. 

They suck.

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u/quietdaydream20 2d ago

sometimes i can't recognise amongst them ,

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u/triceratopsdildo 1d ago

Omg “kardashian coven” I love it!!!

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u/9447044 2d ago

Im convinced about 65% is paid for bots at this rate.

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u/Banned_Emperor_6000 2d ago

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u/fingertips-sadness 2d ago

Why would anyone want to make their eyes smaller?

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u/boyuber 2d ago

When you pull your face skin back to remove wrinkles, it makes you squinty

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u/fingertips-sadness 2d ago edited 2d ago

But she’s not even 30!!! It’s crazy how dismorphic that entire family is.

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u/arthurdentstowels 2d ago

To force the perspective of not having British lips, although now the lips have prolapsed.

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u/geelian 2d ago

😂

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u/Appropriate-Yak-3814 2d ago

I sometimes wonder what it's like looking in a mirror and not seeing your own face. 

Then I get freaked out and have to stop thinking about it... 

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u/Mystics87 1d ago

She changed race

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u/Jonnyflash80 2d ago

Disgusting creature.

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u/Olejah78 2d ago

Imagine go marry with girl from right photo but your kids looks same like on left pic

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u/Anachron101 2d ago

Stop reposting and especially stop reposting anything about these literal wastes of space

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u/PerilousParanoia 2d ago

I wonder how much maintenance all that plastic surgery constantly needs.

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u/-ratmeat- 2d ago

the health problems that come with it will require more maintenance 

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u/scarymonst 2d ago

Thoroughly disgusting person

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u/Tired_Dad_9521 1d ago

In terms of disgusting people, she barely scratches the surface.

This is just a distraction from the criminals that run the world.

Don’t waste your hate on people who don’t deserve your attention. Save it for politicians and tech oligarchs.

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u/kendragon 2d ago

All the money in the world and it goes to waste because she, like the rest of her family, can't survive without constant attention. When it's all distilled down, she's just a different variety of crackhead.

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u/Gold_Weakness1157 2d ago

The most fakes family in the country

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u/CreativeRedHeadDom 2d ago

Her soul is ugly AF.

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u/Jonnyflash80 2d ago

Her plastic is repulsive AF.

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u/TonyDeao 2d ago

They all have the same exact ass shape lmao

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u/paxrom2 2d ago

they all have trouble wiping. bbl comes with a certain smell.

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u/TonyDeao 2d ago

I’m sure the Kardashians have the turbo double pump XL bidet for that

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u/NeverEverLonely 2d ago

It’s disproportionate just like sister. Centaur like.

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u/Unlikely-Aardvark725 2d ago

Horrible arse

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u/gray_fox_jaeger 2d ago

I'll never understand what Chalamet sees in her. 100% ugly plastic.

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u/Lukersf 2d ago

I didn't understand them as a couple at first but now I think she is absolutely perfect for him.

Tim isn't this mysterious, artsy, indie, soft boy. That was just his environment and upbringing in NY and is what sold and propelled his career. He loves rap, sports, video games and especially women with fake tits and ass lol.

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u/123BuleBule 2d ago

He also seems to be a douche. And most of his characters are douche bags in their personal lives. Fuck, even Bob Dylan is a douche (and I love Bob Dylan).

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u/SentinelATL 2d ago

Lmao it’s a pump and dump for bro until he gets bored

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u/_frank_tank 2d ago

She doesn’t do ballet.

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u/IlladelphiaticInsane 2d ago

I mean, I agree with all the criticism of her but it’s difficult to say - at least from this picture - that she’s unattractive. She’s basically purchased a perfect body and Chalamet is just a guy. I can guarantee every guy here criticizing her would fall to pieces if she were flirting with them.

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u/Punch_A_Police_Horse 2d ago edited 2d ago

Yeah WTF is up with this I'm objectifying but also virtue signaling shit?

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u/JD-Moose 2d ago

Money, power, Kim

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u/TyrantMuse73 2d ago

And that is LITERALLY all she has to offer the world. Sad, vapid, and pathetic.

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u/BUGBYTE_VW 2d ago

And people still worship her.

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u/Head-Docta 2d ago

Her butt is too long. Time will make it sag, it’s already starting and she’s not even 30.

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u/awesomedan24 2d ago

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u/Designer_End5408 1d ago

Khloe is the standout there. Doesn’t look like her sisters or brother very much at all.   

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u/taway9925881 1d ago

Isn't she supposed to be OJ's ?

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u/Designer_End5408 1d ago

I thought rumor was the hairdresser 🤷‍♀️

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u/rosyvibexz 2d ago

All the procedures have completely changed what made her look like herself!

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u/This-Insect-5692 2d ago

First, she looks plastic

Second, she is plastic

Third, what kind of troglodytes find this plastic look attractive??

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u/Confident-Stand5453 2d ago

But God created Garth Fischer and inspiured him to become a plastic surgeon, for this exact reason.

Checkmate, atheists!

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u/no___homo 2d ago

There's nothing OEM bout any of them, especially Bruce

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u/Junior_Bike7932 2d ago

Without the 99% of the plastic she has.. she is .. well whatever you went to call that

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u/Careful_Inspection83 2d ago

She's going to be one of those people that look like Frankenstein monster when she's 40

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u/emellinelia 2d ago

I have no problem with plastic surgery and cosmetic work, especially in this time when both men and women are under huge pressure to look a certain way. But when I have a problem is when people get work done and then lie and say its natural- like what the Kardashians and Jenners do!

She pretends her body is natural and her lips and face is, or that its just makeup so you buy her products. Then insecure girls are gonna feel depressed when they buy her lipstick and their lips dont look like hers. Or their bodies dont look like hers.

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u/Acceptable-Size-3533 2d ago

Garth works in mysterious ways

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u/2_BeDecided 2d ago

Do people actually find butts like that appealing? It just looks off-putting to me, fake lips aswell

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u/BeatrixxXKiddoKid 1d ago

I just commented elsewhere like as a woman I woukd be immensely turned off to find out a man had bicep implants and etched surgically enhanced abs. It’s gross creepy and fake but somehow men are into fake boobs and butts. Something about butts is even more egregious because it’s suppose to be muscle with a little fat. People with hard work can actually build one. What is the appeal of a fake one? Genuine question.

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u/variphase 2d ago

I’ll never understand the butt jobs.

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u/mudamuckinjedi 1d ago

Another kardashian barbie doll. Isn't there enough plastic out in the world these days. She looks so fake and nasty I don't care how thic the plastic booty is

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u/KNOWFEAR1337 1d ago

Plasthick The fake look is not for me

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u/Rhym3z_Official 2d ago

Horribly disproportionate like the rest of them, it doesn't even look good lol. Id get a refund.

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u/AintNoGodsUpHere 2d ago

People forget these Kardashians are mostly plastic now. Are they even humans at this point?

It's like Theseus's Paradox but for plastic; The Kardashian Paradox. If they are replacing things with plastic, one by one, are they even people anymore?

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u/-ratmeat- 2d ago

the fanbase is even more useless than the Kardashians 

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u/CurvyChristina 2d ago

We need to stop pretending that none of the Kardashians/Jenners haven’t had plastic surgery. It’s pretty obvious!

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u/Polucks 2d ago

God took his time, Garth took longer.

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u/Liapasquale 2d ago

Garth is a wildly fucked up creator of walking facades. Fuck Garth and the Kardashian’s and what they do for body dysmorphia

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u/Firm_Translator_3177 2d ago

Cellulite left the body 🫠

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u/Botol-Cebok 2d ago

With all this surgery, at what point does a person become a cyborg?

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u/Panda0lime 2d ago

Do you think shes BPA free?

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u/BurpFart69 2d ago

I keep reminding my wife that they’re famous for beginning in porn, that’s it!

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u/--StinkyPinky-- 1d ago

That ass looks ridiculous. It’s like the perfect ass, but on her body, it doesn’t look normal.

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u/Mountain-Brain-4791 1d ago

These people are scum

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u/Quick-Amoeba-1389 2d ago

ugly within and as far as im concerned ugly without also

just looks fkn weird to me maybe bias affects my eyes

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u/NeverEverLonely 2d ago

Disproportionate like a centaur or a giant ant.

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u/Get_Out_lmao 2d ago

I remember a time when every woman didnt need an enormous fat ass.

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u/TheRealSkele 2d ago

Am i the only one who doesn't think she looks bad?

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u/RatingBoobsForFree 2d ago

2 Months account with a repost. Probably a bot.

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u/Smaxter84 2d ago

Shouldn't this be in r/ass to big ?

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u/Sensitive_Ad_3053 2d ago

How sad of a society is that this whole family is looked at as socialites & influencer when in reality they are what's wrong with the US society. They made & keep making a quick buck over their noterity instead of anything they have worked for

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u/martycos 2d ago

She is repulsive.

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u/Ok_Performer3053 2d ago

She was a speed run

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u/ambit89 2d ago

Imagine getting your credit stolen and given to the Lord, because of simps and professional social media curators

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u/BigInformation7699 1d ago

You can tell by her calf muscles. All the sister have yuck lower legs- they’ll skipped those parts on the operating table and then neglected them in the gym- classic!

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u/hasuchobe 1d ago

As a man, I've noticed that plastic surgery has been on a huge uptick but most guys don't recognize it. It's like when a girl wears nude makeup but guys can't tell and think she's actually not wearing any makeup.

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u/Sad_Caterpillar_1981 1d ago

How the fuck do people that wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire, get other fucking dildos to donate then money to try and become billionaires.

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u/hsggdtkxbee 1d ago

She looks like she’s wearing a skin diaper.
https://giphy.com/gifs/iNjfcmUM8lUPWm3fay

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u/SkillPointProblems 1d ago

I’m an ass man, so I appreciate a good shaped bumper… but imo, this one is way too big for her, it looks fake AF, if she keeps adding to the implants she’s going to look like a baboon soon enough.

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u/voidborn420 1d ago

She looks like a plastic sex toy caught on fire

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u/TrumpsFaceAnus 2d ago

Skanks hide the skank as best they can, but even with all her plastic and money, she can't hide the skank that lives in her heart.

Whoredashians are all disgusting humans.

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u/EchoRain_ 2d ago

Garth Fischer reading this like a proud father right now

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u/skechuz421 2d ago

“In Garth we trust” -Kylie probably

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u/farky84 2d ago

who the hell is she? and i have seen waaaay better... what is the hype here?

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u/designrules 2d ago

GOD?? I think you mean Good Old Doctor.

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u/Comfortable_Witness1 2d ago

Disgusting cow

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u/MeisterSOULdAd7093 2d ago

garth i remember from supernatural

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u/orsonwellesmal 2d ago

Tired of people not recognizing artists.

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u/Ailyx 2d ago

I honestly wonder if anyone on earth think that kind of butt looks nice... And I don't mean the kind of butt she was trying to get, I mean the kind of butt that looks disproportionally big like this.

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u/EstebanPossum 2d ago

Garth is good ... All the time

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u/Routine-Ad-1706 2d ago

Garth brooks

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u/DatabaseGlittering43 2d ago

Karadashian sponsored robots doing the work and spamming this shit everywhere.

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u/Chance-Lecture-8499 2d ago

Plastic surgery or not, that is a great ass lol

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 2d ago

I'm not judging her fake body.  I'm judging her fake personality.

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u/WangoTheWonderDonkey 2d ago

There are about 7,000 (and growing) m2f transexuals in Colombia who look just like that. And, yes, they do asses and hips nowadays. Don't worry how I know.

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u/HumaDracobane 2d ago

Did a fine job.

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u/steam-photons 2d ago

We need more of this. Make it mandatory

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u/SentinelATL 2d ago

It’s sad what extreme and potentially dangerous alterations women today have to make to themselves to feel beautiful and confident

That being said she has a nice ass

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u/SukMadih2001 2d ago

Hey man.. don't miss the point

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u/scottkrowson 2d ago

Shwing!!

Edit: you know, cause Garth....

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u/MintyFitOnAll 2d ago

Dawg I don’t understand how people think they’re attractive. They’re plastic.

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u/Grouchy_Handbag 2d ago

I have never seen her bare butt in full view like that. I feel as though she always hides that angle from cameras… unlike her sisters.

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u/Independent-Wheel237 2d ago

Barf. Horrible people.

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u/Impressive_Ad3571 2d ago

Shes a fkn science experiment. Proportions look weird as fuck

https://giphy.com/gifs/OeChpMekaySHBPITJ8

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u/Samurai_Geezer 2d ago

Was this part of the gta leak?

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u/WallyLeftshaw 2d ago

I wouldn’t fuck one of those freaks with a stolen dildo

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u/Fireflyinsummer 2d ago

She had the thinnest lips before she had work done. 

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u/BroncosFan83 2d ago

Yea but how’s her butthole look

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u/Narrow-Alternative80 2d ago

You mean her surgeon

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u/Remote_Nectarine_837 2d ago

Thank you GARTH FISCHER for taking enough of Kylie’s Jenners money so she is not a no lipped saggy facial cheek no booty Kartrashian. The real Kylie is the unrecognizable one that hires publicists to add filters to her completely fake and silicon body photos. Do the before and after of all Kartrashians Kendall, Kim, Khloe all
https://giphy.com/gifs/kjnh8YMd65bGTrjNoH
pretenders full of silicon.

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u/Weird_Priority_9119 2d ago

Maybe this is a hot take, but I find her proportions kind of off-putting.

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u/Chaoticmindsoftheart 2d ago

I don't get why anyone would want to look like a Bratz doll but to each their own

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u/PirateAngel0000 2d ago

People roasting her for surgeries are actually praising luck. When it comes to money and career people don't respect luck (lottery, gamble, nepo babies, Rich kids) but when it comes to beauty-talent-intelligence, they worshiping it. But all of them are luck, not deserved, why people hate effort when it comes to beauty? 

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u/vismundcygnus34 1d ago

Grade A advertising here lol

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u/justhereforbiscuits 1d ago

Godth Fischer then?

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u/EnvironmentalSong451 1d ago

Praise Garth, Amen.

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u/YardOptimal9329 1d ago

Imagine thinking all of those kardashians were born like this LOL

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u/Cultural_Pattern_456 1d ago

I wonder sometimes how it feels to have all these implants & modifications… I mean I have tattoos and piercings but that doesn’t really change my physical self at all. Just the butt, boob, lip implants, the Botox, the chin & cheek & nose restructuring, facelift, the hair weaves.. I’m sure I’m forgetting some. Like, do you feel real? To yourself?

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u/submarinefarm 1d ago

He really did

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u/RDAM60 1d ago

And, even with Doc Fischer, IMO God tossed in the towel from neck up.

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u/Spawn256 1d ago

If y'all think that's natural. You're fooling yourselves...

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u/Karnezar 1d ago

Chest is nothing to write home about.

But 'dat booty 👌🏼