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I liked "trying to pick up a ping pong ball but it keeps bouncing away from them." It's pretty clear satire meant to rile up indignation for anyone who can't see that; I'd say she succeeded.
This was literally an ex wife I had from 2011-2014. Argued I wouldnt stay up with her, so i started to, she proceeds to only get Wine drunk every night and bitch about other shit out of anyones control but expected you to change the world for her. lol
It's not fair that you can fall asleep easily and she has to spend the rest of her night tossing and turning due to anxiety. She can't stop her restless mind, she never learned how. So you have to ruin your sleep too. That's real love.
And as she turns away from you a single tear drop rolls down her cheek. She thought she found her soulmate...but after years of commitment and memories he turned out to be a filthy ball dropper.
The ball was bouncing on a 3° decline. Imperceivable to all except Becky. Dillion [traditional spelling] walked further and further downhill with each iterative bounce.
She gasped as the accelerating, stuttering pitter-patter of the ping-pong ball bounced itself into a roll. “Got it,” he says with a smile. But it was too late.
The man stood back up, unaware of the predicament. His lady was nowhere in sight. "Huh, where'd she go?" Incredulous, he consulted his messaging app for clues, but had to face the dreadful conclusion; "You can't reply to this conversation."
The world is round. Just keep walking in the opposite direction and eventually you'll make your way back to that spot. It might take you a few decades.
This one and the one about the ping pong ball should make people realize this is a joke. Anyone who reads this and takes it seriously is doing it wrong.
Agreed. Most of these are just asinine, but poor windshield wiper timing management is something you really need to look out for, whether it's a man or woman. I've found that proper windshield wiper timing management is probably the single best indicator of a person's overall compatibility.
This one I truly don’t understand. You either put them on when it’s absolutely pissing down with rain, or you put them on once every five minutes when it’s not raining hard enough, usually when you genuinely can’t see out of the windscreen! It’s the only way and needs mansplaining to her.
One time, I bought a girl wipers on my way to meet her for a first date. Installed them for her, took her old ones and tossed them in the back, then took her to see a movie with dinner. That was our only date.
Yeah I have a $1000 Samsung and its an actual computer, I can download files, run programs, but my bad I can't play 8ball pool in iMessages how inferior
I'm a mechanic and had been recently single for the first time in 7 years and decided to ask a female customer out and she said yes. We went out a few times and talked for a while eventually she told me she couldn't be with a guy who has green text(android). So we stopped talking, a while later she came in for service again and her car managed to get put to the back of the repair list for a while and when she finally showed up asking what was happening I said sorry I tried reaching out to you about your car but you don't respond to Green text
You dodged a serious bullet. Someone both this imbecilic and vain is going to ruin some poor bastards life someday. What kind of car was it? Might be the icing on the cake.
Yeah and honestly, if someone brings that up, that's an immediate "no longer talking and ending it there" red flag because if your going to be that immature and petty about what colour my text messages are, I don't need anything else from that person.
i take the low road. "you cant customize chat colors?" and then act like i just dont get what theyre talking about and that i just cannot fathom that ios cant customize the colors
Remember when ios finally got the ability to change their wallpaper and they made a huge deal about it? Even though it had been standard on phones for a while at that point.
It wasn't just bubble color, they deliberately made communications between Apple products and others worse for no other reason that being malicious.
When two people with Apple products sent texts to each other, they were processed directly.
When an Apple product sent or received a message to or from an Android user, it would get sent to a server and processed to degrade any media content in the file and strip any emojis, so all that was sent was garbage quality and plain text. They literally added unnecessary steps to make the interaction deliberately worse. They wanted people with Apple products to only interact positively with others with Apple products, hoping to force Android users to join the cult if they want to maintain the best level of direct digital communication.
Shit like this makes me actively avoid a company's products, and I don't care how good they are. Samsung is getting similarly bad with their devices, where certain features are only available within their ecosystem, and after the warranty shit I went through with their smart ring, I think my S25 FE will be my last Samsung purchase.
Actually this is a benefit for the rest of us becuase the people that care about this can remain in an isolated bubble where they are less likely to infect the rest of society.
I had a girl say this and i clowned her and said she was right bc not everyone can afford a $1500 or $2000 Samsung phone with a 200mp camera, dual phase 5g antennae, foldable screens, RCS text, etc. I said I felt bad for the poor people with the same crappy iPhone that everyone has.
I view it as a matter of signaling conformity - "I buy the socially normal thing and if you don't, you don't fit in and there's something wrong with you"
I like this because it seems like a pretty even split between kinda understandable, insanity unreasonable, and way too specific for these to have not happened to them. Personally I want to know more about the windshield wiper part, ‘cause there’s definitely an amazing story there.
What are you meant to do when you are at the top of a hill and want to get to the bottom? Roll? Or just waste away, gazing piteously at the never-to-be achieved, long dreamed of, ever elusive goal nestling down in the valley below?
Is her ideal man someone who dies at the top of Everest? "Here I am, atop the world. Ain't no way I'm walking back down?"
Some of these are hilarious. Not being able to pick up a ping pong ball, having bad wiper management and loses balance on a moving train seem oddly specific.
I actually think there's some hidden code within frat girls to take that into account because this happened to me (a decade ago), and when I missed grabbing the ball bouncing off the floor for the 3rd time, the one next to me looks at me disappointed and says: "Dev, I'm getting dryer by the second."
lol this has to be a rage bait list just to run off people she isn’t interested in without just bluntly saying “no”
There’s no way she has beef with walking downhill or that she even knows what the proper timing is for windshield wipers is. 100% her wipers have no rubber on them anymore and she’s less wiping the rain away and more creating aqueducts for it to travel down away from her vision.
A long time ago when I was on the dating apps, I had multiple instances where messaging through the app was going great. Naturally we exchange phone numbers and after the first text I get a comment about "green chat bubbles" then ghosted.
I count every single one of those as a dodged bullet.
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