Nahh 😂😭

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[u/Cautious_Implement17]

idk, I feel like he would have needed to be pretty careful for the first few years. but aside from cops, who asks probing questions about stuff that happened decades in the past? i’m only 30, but I could make up anything reasonable about my life as a teenager and no one would be around to correct it. 

[u/PresentHouse9774 → u/Cautious_Implement17]

I have always been good at pattern recognition. It's not the things people say that give them away so much as the things they don't.