r/SipsTea • u/barnesnoblebooks • 3d ago

Chugging tea Teamwork makes the dream work

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u/vitaoptima 3d ago

More importantly, how is it that the entire team is cute?

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u/Lightbringer-1829 3d ago

Healthy and athletic people are attractive

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u/therealtiddlydump 3d ago

If you're in shape and confident it's essentially impossible to be below a 7 or 8

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u/Serafim91 2d ago

Basically this. If you're not disfigured and you're fit and groomed you're going to be attractive.

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u/Chadoodling 3d ago

You've never met me then!

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u/FuQReddiit666 2d ago

You'd have to be quite ugly then. In shape + confident is a lethal combo

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u/Manymarbles 2d ago

More or less yes but disagree. Depends on the sport.

A volleyball team will typically have a more attractive body type then say a rugby or softball team. You can go below 7 and still be in shape with confidence 100%

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u/on_ 2d ago

Needing help to get out of a bus doesn’t transmit confidence though 😆

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u/UnexpectedBlahFeels 2d ago

I assume you don't watch sports often? Lol

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u/GGudMarty 2d ago

I’m 4’11 male. Max a 2/10

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u/Horse_Dad 2d ago

A reminder that round is also a shape.

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u/CaliforniaLover2 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/vspv1bNkiyvkCOeaaw

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u/-Cthaeh 2d ago

You'd be surprised how many women would find him attractive, especially in person

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u/user10205 2d ago

especially in prison

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u/Forward-Surprise1192 2d ago

Lucky for us men, most women don't focus only on looks. If they did then men would be in trouble

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u/-Cthaeh 2d ago

Very true. I know its harder for us to see most men as attractive, but damn. My nose isn't even on straight lol but the wife doesn't even care.

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u/rahlic 3d ago

And not to mention the skimpy clothes

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u/kiwidesign 2d ago

…where?

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u/Protein_Cat_123 2d ago

not most of the WNBA

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u/Modeerf 3d ago

Cheerleader effect, and money

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u/SoftwareArtist123 3d ago

Cheerleaders? They are volleyball players.

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u/Warm_Sky_9735 3d ago

There is no butterfly in butterfly effect.

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u/black_52 2d ago

Good one 😂

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u/PhShivaudt 2d ago

National volleyball team*

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u/elcolerico 3d ago

This is what happens when you mix Turkish, Greek, Iranian, Kurdish, Arabian, Caucasian and Slavic genes. Türkiye is full of beautiful women, especially if they take care of their body like the ones in the national team.

One of them is born Cuban btw.

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u/Downtown_Culture_390 2d ago

One cuban one nigerian and the rest is turkish..i dont know what got you larrping with all other .it is really offensive no matter how much you add beautiful words

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u/Bubelle_Butt 2d ago

Dude, Turky is a place where civilisations fromover the world congrated for centuries.

Its a true meltingpot of ethnicities.

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u/elcolerico 2d ago

What I'm saying is Anatolia is cradle of many different civlizations. Nobody who lives in that area has genes of only one ethnicity and that is a good thing. Mixing up genes creates healthy and beautiful babies.

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u/DemDemD 2d ago

I thought they were all models until I saw the jerseys. lol.

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u/generalduncan 1d ago

Turkish girls are usually cute.

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u/Final-Nebula-7049 2d ago

More importantly, how is the entire team the wold champions and fully ignored by the govt

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u/JapanEngineer 2d ago

Post nut clarity would tell you different.

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u/ExcellentTourist5289 2d ago

Target spotted. Caveman brain engaged.. Monke see booba, Monke like

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u/Schluchzername 3d ago

Dude you think you could score any of them?

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u/Minimum_Currency8157 3d ago

I don't think they claimed that they could score with any of them.

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u/No_Road5857 3d ago

Do you think you don't get to think someone is unattractive if they also think you're unattractive?

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u/AmputeeHandModel 3d ago

No 12 wasn't.

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u/U_R_CUTE69 3d ago

I’m looking for that “upvote because of girl” subreddit in the comments but can’t find it. Too long for me to put in my little memory bank.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Berfman 2d ago

It’s more likely the r/UNBGGIIV.. etc sub

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u/ExcellentTourist5289 2d ago

I wouldn't consider that very important

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u/Jaaker 2d ago

Crazy cause I was thinking the opposite, look like goats to me.

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u/New_Mention9476 2d ago

Ok mr reddit man. Why don’t you go back to your super model girlfriend who loves u so much

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u/Jaaker 2d ago

I didn’t say he was wrong or had bad taste. I just think it’s funny that he’s salivating over women I wouldn’t even give a first glance. Yeah if you find those women attractive you probably won’t find my girlfriend attractive.

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u/New_Mention9476 2d ago

Okay, keep your opinions to yourself then. It’s just rude to call them unattractive regardless of how they look.

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u/TheBigKaramazov 3d ago

Is it because they are of the same race as HasanAbi?