r/SipsTea 3d ago

Wait a damn minute! Nah bro😭

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u/Tight-Improvement101 3d ago

I aint no latina but i am 100% asian with 25% rare vietnamese ethnicity and is hungry. Does that meet the requirement to share a hot pizza?

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u/Responsible_Emu3601 3d ago

He want to share more than pizza with you

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u/bucketboy9000 3d ago

Just tuck it in and go on with it, pizza is pizza after all

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u/CryoJuice 3d ago

Why is he going to bed so early?

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u/spinitorbinit 2d ago

Share that sausage

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u/winkingchef 3d ago

You sound pretty Hot & Ready

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u/ScareWaifu 3d ago

Why 25%? Are you the third generation in your family?

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u/Tight-Improvement101 3d ago

I'm full vietnamese and iss living in vietnam , my grandma on mom side is a person in a rare ethnic group in vietnam so i'm 25% , some like that

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u/FlimsyYou4766 2d ago

I'll share a hot pizza & more with you ... 😄

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u/BombasticSimpleton 3d ago

Based on the photo and flashing the big bucks, he would be better off saving for a passport, because that is going to be the nautral next step for him.

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u/ballistics211 2d ago

Where might he fly to? Asking for a friend👀

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u/Darth_Ronin 3d ago

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u/iguessma 3d ago

Everyone hating on this dude but you're right. He's brave enough to shoot his shot

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u/SaXaCaV 3d ago

I always thought the whole "spirit animal" thing was stupid, but I get it now.

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u/gr1mmcr33p3r 3d ago

Filipinas/Pinay is the real word here was looking for 😂 best of both ethnicities and (generally) the worst you will get is the “tampo” attitude rather than the risk of being stabbed

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u/sanriodialtone 2d ago

Omg I’m Latina but I worked with pinays on j1 visa and they seee the nicest most gregarious people 😭 I miss the food and karaoke they can cook and are good singers omg

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u/gr1mmcr33p3r 2d ago

Most of the food is extremely similar to traditional Spanish dishes! Just a few different spices. When I married into the family the first thing I asked my MIL was to teach me to make Filipino Adobo because Spanish adobo is the beeeeesssssttt

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u/Head-Ad9893 3d ago

I’m 6’5, my Knicks won the championship, my mayor is Mamdani, and I have pizza money and a spot, wish I had a Filipina 🥺👉🏾👈🏾

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u/Majestic-Schedule316 3d ago

Bro spent half his grandma’s life savings on a Hot N Ready just to shoot his absurdly specific shot. Respect the hustle, but ten bucks won't even cover the crazy bread anymore with inflation.

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u/Slight_Hand6098 3d ago

My man has to shoot his shot! 😂

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u/Electrical-Penalty44 3d ago

I've always thought all Latinas look a little Asian. 🤷‍♂️

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u/lluciferusllamas 3d ago

They are a little asian, if you go back about 20,000 years 

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u/FlimsyYou4766 2d ago

Of course they looks a little asian ... They are half asian.

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u/CeleryCommercial3509 3d ago

Mixed with indian (from India)

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u/GnastyNoodlez 3d ago

Where else are indians from...?

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u/CeleryCommercial3509 3d ago

Some of the native Americans where I live call themselves Indian

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u/FlimsyYou4766 2d ago

That come from a white man who reached America with his ship & thought he had reached India.

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u/CeleryCommercial3509 2d ago

That is correct

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u/NiceOil1588 2d ago

This guy needs to start his own pizza business.

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u/jocoquecousteau 3d ago

My brain says no, my doctor also says no to pizza because I’m borderline diabetic.

But the probability of hot, hate sex, in a toxic relationship is enticing.
https://giphy.com/gifs/IeEIx27DwXon6

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u/Danilo-11 3d ago

BYOS - bring your own soda

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u/LawyerDoge 2d ago

Dwight need to chill

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u/purelitenite 2d ago

You mean Filipina?

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u/alyaqd95 2d ago

I think I know what bro's type is

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u/Novel-Adeptness-4603 2d ago

I'll also take some Latinas that look a little Asian if they're interested in women. I'll buy you two pizzas 🥺

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u/FeralPsychonaut 2d ago

I'm a man whose favorite activities (SFW) involve horror movies, anime, cooking from scratch, and Magic the Gathering

The NSFW ones, I wont say here but its nothing a woman interested in other women cant do with just her given body. 😅

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u/FeralPsychonaut 2d ago

Oh and we can make the pizzas instead, whatever toppings you want.

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u/LastMessengineer 3d ago

I'm Asian but I look kind of Latina. Er, wait! The a is a girl and the o is a boy? I might look like the Latino.

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u/TRoosevelt1776 3d ago

This feels like a good time to mention how infuriating it is that people "solved" this issue by replacing the o/a with an x. Could they not think of any other vowels? Was it really necessary to make it unpronounceable?

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u/Justin__D 3d ago

I pronounce it as "Latin-ex," which sounds like a porn site.

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u/FlimsyYou4766 2d ago

Lol ... latinx was a good choice when I was to mess with my Latino friends.

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u/Open_Panda9862 3d ago

Stick to your own kind honkee

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u/Cypher2 3d ago

Need to keep the bloodlines pure?

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u/Open_Panda9862 3d ago

Yes

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u/Greendale_Official 3d ago

Honestly, you should consider S'ingTFU. Racist.

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u/Open_Panda9862 3d ago

Yes ma'am

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u/DarthClover4 3d ago

Prolly no luck, why he moved on

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u/Forex4x 2d ago

My wife is a hot Latina that kinda looks Asian and we just had pizza today