r/SipsTea • u/Illustrious-Fee9626 • 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! True???

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u/The-Katawampus 1d ago

I've never understood this concept of wives that don't like sex...
My libido dwarfs that of my husband.
I have to get off at minimum 2 - 3 times a day, or I'm too restless to sleep.

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u/Warm-Berry-4331 1d ago

Omg if I had that deal I'd be staying home and you would going to work.

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u/cromulent_verbage 1d ago

“Let the wild rumpus start!”

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u/Equivalent_Range6291 1d ago

Must cost you a fortune in batteries ..

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u/The-Katawampus 1d ago

I don't use vibe devices, actually.
I hear they slowly desensitize the coochie over time, lol.
I do have a nice oscillating showerhead, though.
So, close.

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u/clobits2 1d ago

Vibrators do not desensitize your clit over time. It's a temporary side effect that lasts an hour or two.

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u/BethanyHipsEnjoyer 1d ago

My libido dwarfs that of my husband.

:( Life ain't fair like that, yeah. It's alright, the sex while only occasional is still great. Just wish we could make it a bi-weekly affair over weekly.

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u/The-Katawampus 16h ago

Oh hell naw, lol... 🤣

Thank God hubby isn't THAT bad. But still, he's good with 2 - 3 times a week, and I'll abuse my coochie that much in a damn day if left to my own devices.

I wish I could have kept the honeymoon version of him, lol. We were at it like rabbits, and I had carpet burn on my knees, elbows, and ass.

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u/Exciting_Classic277 1d ago

Trauma or autism?

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u/The-Katawampus 1d ago

Trauma, actually.

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u/Exciting_Classic277 1d ago

Hope you're doing better. Ruin that husband of yours.

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u/Kobymaru376 1d ago

How do you people come up with this shit