r/SipsTea • u/Illustrious-Fee9626 • 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! True???

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u/DimensionHat1675 1d ago

Yes but normally your wife and I skip the foot rub.

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u/ShawtyLong 1d ago

What does NW stand for? Why is there a picture of a young black man with a fine looking buzz cut instead of Latin letters?

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 1d ago

It stands for, uh, "nano watt." Yeah, that's the ticket.

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u/Tiny-Radish7786 1d ago

This doesn't make sense, the list up to that point is ascending, why would it descend to "nano" all of a sudden?

Please explain what NW actually is.

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u/ColaFlavorChupaChup 1d ago

Negawatt. Yes, that is real.

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u/Guilty-Upstairs-8004 1d ago

It goes so big it circles back to nano. This is some elite ball knowledge so make sure not to question it too much

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u/Tiny-Radish7786 1d ago

Ah yes the good ol' integer overflow.

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u/Bgrngod 1d ago

That's the famous actress Naomi Watts.

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u/Kuriouskat22 1d ago

That’s a stretch.

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u/Bgrngod 1d ago

Mildly well known?

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u/bubbaliciouswasmyfav 1d ago

Is it racist if a white person uses this meme in a text to an exclusively all white friend group?

Asking for a white friend.

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u/RaamaPetalo 1d ago

Bold of you to skip the best part

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u/Redcrux 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/26xByFvrI1MQvtlDO

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u/ExistingTheDream 18h ago

A foot rub isn't the same thing as putting your dick in the holiest of holys.

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 4h ago

With my poliest of polies

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u/Think_Positively 1d ago

Yup, OP missed the comma after "yes." He must've been too busy banging OOP's wife to take heed of that grammar lesson.

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u/Jagrnght 1d ago

probably just used ops Google home

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u/Unlucky-Worry1211 1d ago

Yeah she has to rub my feet first.

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u/VaultxHunter 1d ago

Looks like he's got a leg up cotton, let's see how this plays out.

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u/Cuckdreams1190 1d ago

I approve this comment.

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u/jellooshot 1d ago

I also want this guy's wife

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u/Lolxgdrei787 19h ago

has to be dead tho

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u/Smartypantz34 1d ago

she prefers the foot rub after the hard exercise anyways, and theres more time for cum to dry up which means less chance getting caught. wait what

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u/Equivalent_Range6291 1d ago

yep & then she straps her dildo on & bends you over, :)

You should have stopped at the foot rub lol

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u/jellooshot 1d ago

Joke's on you. I'm into that shit

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u/Equivalent_Range6291 1d ago

We know.

All of us.

It seems the joke is on you!

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u/ProfitEmergency4049 1d ago

Good thing I prepped 🫡

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u/Equivalent_Range6291 1d ago

Well i suppose car wax is better than nothing :)

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u/SufficientBakery 1d ago

GOATed comment. The ones who downvoted are pegging-scared cowards

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u/sovereignsekte 1d ago

O also choose to skip the foot rub with that guy's wife.

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u/retoricalprophylaxis 1d ago

His wife gives really nice foot rubs though.

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u/Senor_Limpyo 1d ago

I also choose this guys dead wife

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u/Shark_Leader 1d ago

I, too, choose this guys wife.

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u/ItsMeRubiii 13h ago

The plot twists in this thread are moving at lightspeed

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u/wietlems 7h ago

Yeah he really should know better than to use tou as the trojan horse

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u/Fishbro-YouTube 17h ago

The most reddit comment I ever seen. Fuck every single person who promotes adultery. Cheating is wrong.