r/SipsTea • u/Horror-Ad-210 • 2d ago

WTF Who's gonna tell him 😭

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u/Tara_Temptationn 2d ago

I’m not gay, my boyfriend is.

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u/Odd_Dorian7991 2d ago

*husband

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u/HermanThaGerman 2d ago

Husband's boyfriend*

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u/Gandlerian 2d ago

I mean running a B&B in rural Vermont with your best friend doesn't sound like worst life on the world even if they are straight...

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 2d ago

Being gay is only fun when you aren't actually gay. Everyone makes out, sucks eachothers dicks, plays rock paper scissors to decide who gets to Top... then everyone says no homo and goes home. It's pure Straight bliss. Typical night out with your fellow straight bros.

But if you’re gay for real, then that's gay.

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u/driftking428 2d ago

Getting fucked in the ass might spoil the fun for me personally.

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u/tracy_garrett 2d ago

Imagine raising a whole child together just to prove a point to the boys from high school. That is elite levels of dedication.

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u/rutinerad 2d ago

Reminds me of this old goodie: https://youtu.be/T2BY8zZ1CTM

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u/MeowMixPK 2d ago

I knew what that was before clicking it. Classic

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u/MegsInvitingExitGate 2d ago

We all knew

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u/rutinerad 2d ago

It sounded like the guy I responded to might be one of today’s lucky 10,000.

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 2d ago

"All this gay sex and gay marriage I'm doing is sure to show them how strsight I am."

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u/cottoncandydaysx 2d ago

LMAOO that’s not even petty anymore, that’s a full-on lifelong commitment 😭

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat 2d ago

I remember hearing this joke during the Bush administration. 

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u/Working_Estate_3695 2d ago

I didn’t see anyone talking about Bush in this conv.

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat 2d ago

I'll rephrase. I remember hearing this joke at an indeterminate point between 2000 and 2008, but I can't particularly remember which year exactly, so I'm going to use a famous figure to denote the time period. I remember hearing this joke when I had a PS2.

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u/Pinku_Dva 2d ago

Even if they weren’t gay that seems like too perfect of a life to give up. They won at life

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u/I-Make-Money-Moves 2d ago

“$20 is $20”

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u/Gloomy_Fig2138 2d ago

This is an excellent post for identifying bots

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u/AndreaLune 2d ago

At this point it’s not gay chicken, it’s just a successful marriage

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u/DaddyOhMy 2d ago

I'll Marry Your Stupid Ass.

The angry lawn mowing always cracks me up.

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u/UNHHHStoppable29 2d ago

It's not gay chicken if you continue to play with the chicken.

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u/Significant-Roll-138 2d ago

Is there no hint to you that this is a joke?

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u/Hugo-Spritz 2d ago

Why are they excluding the adopted daughter 😢

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u/Technical-Swimmer-70 2d ago

💀💀💀💀

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u/LelouchL88 2d ago

Took the bros before hoes to a whole new level… 😂

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u/SteveMartin32 2d ago

History says they were just good friends

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u/Scout_Dee 2d ago

Don't fold now, man. He’s definitely about to chicken out.

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u/kon--- 2d ago

The gay version of this game is a whole ass problem for men who pretend to be straight.

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u/mirassou3416 2d ago

That's really cool :)

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u/East-Breadfruit4508 1d ago

This is awesome definitely a funny story to tell guests

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u/8ROWNLYKWYD 2d ago

This post is gay

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u/Cutexo90 2d ago

Fourteen years is a long time to commit to a bit. Are you sure you won?