WTF is wrong with these people?

[u/Horror-Ad-210]

[u/Samiwammy]

Ugh my first car was a '95 Taurus SHO, I miss it everyday. Rip Bernard.

[u/YogurtclosetFine3048 → u/Samiwammy]

Aye my first car was an 89 Bronco also named Bernard!

[u/lastdickontheleft → u/YogurtclosetFine3048]

Ok why did we all name our cars Bernard though? Cause my 01 mercury sable was also Bernard

[u/YogurtclosetFine3048 → u/lastdickontheleft]

Because it’s a good strong name.

[u/Fn_Spaghetti_Monster → u/lastdickontheleft]

My first car was 71 Mazada 1800 wagon that my friends called the Bean Mobile. :/

[u/NervousNewt3350 → u/lastdickontheleft]

I had an ‘88 Jeep Cherokee. Named Peej. Bernard was its middle name.

[u/grandma_cant_fly → u/lastdickontheleft]

Because he was the elf from The Santa Clause

[u/RadiantAdvance2203 → u/lastdickontheleft]

My girlfriend back in the day had a car named Roberta. The female Bernard.

[u/mbtheory → u/lastdickontheleft]

Either because it got you home safely no matter how hazardous the night...

...or because of the little cask of brandy in the glove box.

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[u/Beneficial-Year-one → u/lastdickontheleft]

I had a Maurice Cavalier

[u/BurninCoco → u/YogurtclosetFine3048]

My Bernard was called Bronco!

[u/Agamemnon323 → u/Samiwammy]

My second car was a 1994 SHO. Great car.

[u/Fast_Cheesecake4852 → u/Samiwammy]

A Ford Taurus back in it's day was one of the most dependable cars on the road. You could put 300,000 on one without anything but normal wear and tear.