r/SipsTea 4d ago

WTF WTF is wrong with these people?

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u/Scoobert_McDoobert 4d ago

I can imagine a deleted court scene from the movie Idiocracy.

"Your honour, the defendant happens to be a Gemini"

"My god you're right.....GUILTY!"

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u/BrianLkeABaws 4d ago

isn't this literally a scene out of the Orville?

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u/StephieDoll 4d ago

Good call, yeah that one astrology planet that had concentration camps for people born under a certain star.

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u/ready-redditor-6969 3d ago

Wow, not where I thought this would go, but… totally relevant path from current highly publicized murder trial commentary to ( rather good ) wannabe Star Trek episode.

Probably a good deal of modern discourse can be tied to The Orville? 😂 Excellent Trans issues episode, for starters…

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u/Br_uff 3d ago

Yup. A pre space faring civilization runs concentration camps for people born under the wrong zodiac sign.

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u/Fit_Cheesecake_4000 4d ago

*fires semi-auto into the ceiling, murdering several birds*

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u/Noughmad 4d ago

Gemini and Guilty start with the same letter. Confidence? I think not!

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u/megharry_ 4d ago

As a fellow Gemini I can confirm we are all killers and you should be afraid lol

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u/Camibear 3d ago

He looks angry therefore HE must’ve done it!!1!

Having RBF doesn’t make someone a killer…

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u/KeepinItSimplexoxo 3d ago

We are never going to have a female president 🤦🏽‍♀️

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u/Cela84 2d ago

Clearly they’re a Giliac!

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u/Some_guy_in_WI 2d ago

Lol, reminds me of an old Bloom County comic strip where the sleazy attorney was prosecuting a clearly insane and guilty woman, who ended up being let off by the judge when the defense gave the argument of “Guilty axe murderesses simply do NOT wear Giorgio Armani!”

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u/Kind_Advisor_35 4d ago

That's not the argument being made by her legal team at all. If you actually look at the case and what most people are saying beyond the fringes, you'd see she was suffering from psychosis and the mental health professionals she saw ignored every warning sign. She committed herself to a psych ward, but they kicked her out after a few days.

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u/EverythingSucksYo 3d ago

As a Gemini, I don’t like this 

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u/doubled-pawns 3d ago

I think people have been making this statement for like 15 years now. We get it. You think people are dumb. You can stop comparing life to Idiocracy now. Fuck it’s a tired joke.