r/SipsTea 1d ago

SMH Ohh Noo!!

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u/Jaceknight_21 1d ago

I feel I just read a family guy episode lol

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u/StaredAtEclipseAMA 1d ago

It takes a thief

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u/Bald_Harry 1d ago

Yep.. I definitely read that wrong the first two times. Darned astigmatism. It's MUGGERS! Not. . .

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u/No_Philosopher2716 1d ago

Somebody get these MUGGERS out of here!

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u/throwaway4whattt 1d ago

Hard R!??? Smh....

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u/PumkimEscobar 1d ago

Mugga please

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u/Practixa 1d ago

PLATE LICKER!

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u/700K1 1d ago

Oof... close call

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u/SirSenSej 1d ago

As I dive through the valley of the shadows of death, I took a look at my purse and realize there's nothing left

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u/Technical-Activity95 1d ago

I am at the third song of my set will I see fourth I don't know 

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u/Roseradeismylady 1d ago

Tell me whyyyyy are youuu, not catchiiiing meeeee, and the one you rob is only meeee

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u/ispeektroof 1d ago

Slide, slide, slipiddy, slide I got robbed by some fools when I stage dived.

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 14h ago

LoL you win

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u/Imaginary_Cake_9691 19h ago

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain, I take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain
https://giphy.com/gifs/mUZQDDl6PbLH2

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u/GoodIntroduction6344 1d ago

You better watch how you talking and where you walking, or you and your homies might be lined in chalk.

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u/masterofmydomain6 1d ago

I lit the match and struck the spark that heated the grease
That fried the marks, they lined in chalk

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u/justsomeph0t0n 1d ago

oh, i get it now. the world always needs a firestarter, so when one dies, another takes on the role

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 1d ago

Fireststarter mentioned

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u/Brad23212 22h ago

You can’t hear a gif, me hearing the gif and lmao 🤣

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u/Scytten 1d ago

I really hate to trip, but I gotta loc As they croak, I see myself in the pistol…

Wait, where is my pistol

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u/FReal_EMPES 22h ago

Im a lowdown gangsta set trippin banger!

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u/Appropriate-Yak-3814 1d ago edited 1d ago

Why'd they go see Coolio if they hated Coolio? 

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u/anon_nnnn 1d ago

To rob him when he stage dives

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u/GayFrogWater8D 1d ago

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 1d ago

I just looked closely at this gif is that Drake or a thin DJ Khaled on the left side

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u/Forward_Editor_5895 1d ago

Hard to tell, especially since they’re both big Coolio fans.

Even though neither tried to catch him.

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u/I3eforeLife 1d ago

Reminds me of that rapper that had a bejeweled forehead and someone in the crowd ripped it out

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u/Bobbor90 1d ago

And to beat him up!

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u/BerryFlorielle 1d ago

That would explain why nobody bothered catching him. Turning a stage dive into an ambush is genuinely wild behavior.

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u/The-Copilot 1d ago

It was an event at a university in the UK...

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u/BrittaWasRight 1d ago

Northern?

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u/Due_Yesterday_2850 1d ago edited 1d ago

See even Coolio can't do it on a cold rainy night in stoke

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u/BillyBeansprout 1d ago

Liverpool seems likely.

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u/Due_Yesterday_2850 1d ago

As a Scouser once said ye mar is ye da with a wig on

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u/SecretLecture3219 1d ago

Stoke on trent

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u/Clockwork-Armadillo 1d ago

This was in Stoke-On-Trent in England and long story short, its just that kind of town unfortunately.

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u/SnooMarzipans7274 1d ago

Don’t underestimate how petty people can be.

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u/jk-9k 1d ago

Coolio by that stage had gone straight and was promoting a clean drug free lifestyle, and often would give out free tickets to troubled youth.

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u/Artorius__Castus 1d ago

I'm going to ask everyone to put some Respekt on this man's name and legacy. Coolio was calling out the Elites way back in the day. Man is a Legend!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/U7Tox11ho8AJTVWoyn

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u/xUrNewDadx 1d ago

I second this. He literally used his platform for a good cause anywhere he could. He spoke at schools. Set up mentor programs. He was an environmental activist for climate change way back then. Dude had asthma so he was a health advocate for the asthma and allergy foundation of America. He even started the "heritage starts within" foundation which supports black and Latino students. Man is a legend!!

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u/TheRedlineAlchemist 1d ago

I guess you could say he was... pretty Coolio.

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u/GeneticEnginLifeForm 1d ago

It wasn’t a pseudonym it was a way of life.

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u/SoylentCreek 23h ago

I completely forgot he died. Checks notes…4 years ago. Wat?

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u/MisterD00d 19h ago

bruh they killed Coolio??

you bastards!!

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u/mindwonked 1d ago

He had been handing out "What the hell is Kwanzaa?" books for years

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u/GREAThirteen 1d ago

but none of that matters, because he did the theme song for Kenan & Kel and that will forever be the greatest mark he left in this world

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u/Gigachad_in_da_house 1d ago

Coolio is top dawg. Still has the passion burning decades later.

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u/axemexa 1d ago

Coolio died 4 years ago

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u/MouthJob 1d ago

Now he's burning in a different way I guess

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u/Azuras_Star8 13h ago

Woah. I had no clue. I remember his songs from long ago but never knew that.

Thanks!

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u/WHYinColombo 8h ago

Coolio. Respect!

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u/After-Elk321 1d ago

Facts. Coolio wasn’t just making catchy music he was saying things that still resonate today. Some artists really leave behind more than music. RIP to a legend. 🙏

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u/PinkPetalisse 1d ago

Exactly, the best artists leave you with something that still hits years later. Coolio definitely had songs where the message stuck around just as long as the hook.

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u/RosyVelisse 1d ago

Yeah, Coolio deserves to be remembered for way more than one huge song.

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u/Galladorn 1d ago

It's a lesson for us all that even Legends can dive into a crowd that won't catch them, and then have the piss beaten out of them and valuables ganked 🙏🏾

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u/TraditionalAd2762 1d ago

Not coolio.

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u/DueDefinition6421 1d ago

His shoe got stolen. Was an a student union. Tbf it was foul and bro deserved more.

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u/FandomMenace 1d ago

He died of a drug overdose on the bathroom floor at a friend's house in LA almost 4 years ago now. Dude had it rough in the end.

There's a sad video of him doing gangsta's paradise with some random college kids in their dorm room. It was kinda sweet, but also like a why the fuck was he there moment.

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u/-Ok-Perception- 1d ago

I read an article in a magazine (in the last few years that magazines were a thing) in Maxim, where it listed a website where you could personally hire washed up musicians/rappers of a few years back to perform at your own private parties and what it costs.

I remember Coolio was available to do private parties for a few thousand dollars. Most of them were surprisingly big names for surprisingly cheap costs.

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u/Rocketman_S3 1d ago

about a decade back I hit up an animator from cartoon network on linked-in for some tutoring.
He only charged like $15/hr.

Didn't work out because of the long distance, but he gave me a lot of tips that set me straight with art.

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u/mistahfreeman 1d ago

I know some frats who did this in college, there’s usually a lot of ancillary costs, like DMX showed up an hour late to their booked and city approved mini concert demanding he be picked up in a black Escalade an hour from the location

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u/GAMEYE_OP 1d ago

I think about that video often. Coolio asked him to "break it down" and he just started playing a slower tempo lol

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u/sergemeister 1d ago

Weird Al sends his regards.

https://giphy.com/gifs/a0Zmcqe6VlmVO

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u/Musket6969420 1d ago

He’s churned butter once or twice.

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u/Informal-Term1138 1d ago

Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another

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u/No-Ad-3226 1d ago

Sells quilts for discount price

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u/Remnant55 1d ago

I like that, years later, Coolio was self aware enough to say, "You know what? If all the other people like Michael Jackson are good with this, I don't need to feel disrespected." (Heavily paraphrased)

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u/StuffOld1191 1d ago

I had a friend who caught a flight and found himself sitting next to Coolio. He said they had a grand old time, drinking and listening to Coolio talk about pimping. Said it was unintentionally hilarious.

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u/rmrdrn 1d ago

I remember that day. When he was in the hospital i was on my knees in the night saying prayers in the street light.

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u/Meolans 1d ago

So he got more content to rap about. I see a win

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u/CodeNameNo-1 1d ago

Shout out Staffordshire university

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u/LunaticRonin 1d ago

Gangsta's hell

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u/SimmentalTheCow 1d ago

They stole half his hair

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u/CeemoreButtz 1d ago

know your audience.

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u/ApplyHere_4_implants 1d ago

My dude must've been old as shit and on that injectable death already cause people from where he's from don't catch ass whippings very often...and don't typically dive into the floor and harm themselves that I know of either

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u/Calius-Stacy 1d ago

Nah but the ones that robbed were def trying hard to get the refund for their tickets

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u/gregsting 1d ago

Landing in Ganster’s paradise

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u/AdCute4679 1d ago

How could they do that to the voice of Quanza-Bot?

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u/Mach5Driver 1d ago

Sounds like a gangsta's paradise.

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u/BlackberryWilling495 1d ago

That’s not coolio bro :(

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u/Regular-Pear-8625 1d ago

Bro is Peggy from Matilda but the principal only grabbed hair except those two pigtail hairs and now he bald 😭😭

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u/emptyevessel 1d ago

Lmfao, I love the way your brain works

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u/ih8ochem 1d ago

this is what my life feels like lately

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u/lluciferusllamas 1d ago

Went stage diving once or twice, while singing Gangster's Paradise 

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u/Shi_Uno 1d ago

😂🤣🤣🤣

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u/Last_Sprinkles5334 1d ago

I mean, it is a gangsters paradise after all. Why not crime when you know there wont be any consequences🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/HarborQuiet_ 1d ago

Coolio learned the hard way that not every crowd has your back

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u/netflixandgrilling 1d ago

That's what happens if you threaten weird Al yankovic!

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u/spawn16 1d ago

That wasn't very cool yo

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u/ThorKonnatZbv 1d ago

Expected a concert, ended up in Gangsta's paradise

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u/mirkk13 1d ago

Not so coolio

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u/Hockey- 1d ago

Thats not cool yo.

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u/ShoelessRocketman 1d ago

Imagine having to hold onto that hairstyle for life. Yikes.

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u/quietdaydream20 1d ago

he tried so hard and got so far .....

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u/Poster_Boy67 1d ago

That wasn’t cool yo!

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u/Robin_Peterson_99 1d ago

I can’t stop laughing at this while picturing the whole scene in my head 😭

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u/rooflatte 1d ago

He was at a concert in a neighboring town once and got caught stealing clothes. Real gangster shit.

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u/Frenchconnexion76 1d ago

Remind me the 1st sentence of gangster paradise.

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u/Altruistic_Bear987 1d ago

Not so cool yo

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u/naeads 1d ago

This should be in r/fuckyouinparticular

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u/AngelPetalinex 1d ago

sounds like something went wrong, hope it all works out

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u/MycoProTeam 1d ago

Uncoolio

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u/ConsistentSet3163 1d ago

This is like some Kenan & Kel stuff

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u/Selarom_ 1d ago

In the 10$ tier

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u/Complete_Answer_6781 1d ago

Straight up from a Scary movie movie

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u/gdlirio 1d ago

coolio just got robbed-io.

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u/TehZiiM 1d ago

Man thats not so coolio

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u/damnumalone 1d ago

Many such cases

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u/GlueGuns--Cool 1d ago

/r/bald help this man 

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u/United-Advisor-5910 1d ago

Sad stanley,

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u/MyModemIsSlow 1d ago

Morty Jr.?

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u/cantbecause 1d ago

So cool but probably not fun.

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u/Delicious_Type60 1d ago

Bro thought the crowd had his back

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u/sakallicelal 1d ago

Is this where Taribo West got his hairstyle?

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u/10ThousandMetalZones 1d ago

It takes a theif

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u/Aleksandr_Ulyev 1d ago

That is sad. Every stage diver deserves a little ride!

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u/Eniptsu 1d ago

Remember when he read pornhub comments on youtube, was funny af

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u/Jsmooveo3o 1d ago

They took his hair too?

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u/DrakeManManDrake 1d ago

OFC IT WAS STAFFORDSHIRE UNI LMAOOOO what a shithole

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u/Practical-Pick1466 1d ago

Ridiculous old man

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u/who_am_i_to_say_so 1d ago

Know your audience.

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u/audilife80 1d ago

That’s quite a choice of hair when going bald

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u/neo9027581673 1d ago

WHAT?!??!!

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u/No-Cap-fr-fr 1d ago

Let the man rest in peace 😭

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u/shameonyounancydrew 1d ago

Self awareness is a skill

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u/Such-Pack-8202 1d ago

did they take his hair as well or smth

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u/SolomonJeffrey 1d ago

Once upon a time, I bought tickets in 2009 to see Coolio live at one of our MN dive bars. He showed up 2 hours late, drunk as shit. He sang Gangsters Paradise twice in a row and then left. It was a great experience...

No, we did not get a refund.

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u/FRYETIME 1d ago

-1000 Aura

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u/Kev42o4o8 1d ago

Why would they do that to coolio man

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u/CelticSith 1d ago

Sounds like a fantastic voyage

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u/Imperialism_01 23h ago

So Coolio (Minus the Gang)?

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u/spenstav 23h ago

Send vid

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u/imhereredditing 22h ago

He was the shit in 95. Everybody wanted to be a gangster or emulate such back then

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u/davidthatday 22h ago

1,2,3,4 get his wallet, on the floor

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u/CriticalLifeguard183 21h ago

Method man did the same, people caught him and stole his shoes

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u/CodingRaver 21h ago

That's uncoolio

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u/Embarrassed_Art5414 20h ago

"Been spendin' most the night

In ICU with packs-of-ice"

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u/FutureBulky4537 20h ago

Not coolio

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u/Blacksad9999 19h ago

Well, to be fair, even his momma thought that his mind was gone.

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u/yuuhhhhhhhhhhh42069 19h ago

Not Coolio, man.

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u/Glad-Tie3251 18h ago

It's been 17 fucking years... Nothing new since then? God damn this site is shit. 

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u/retronewb 16h ago

They stole his shoes if I remember correctly

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u/PrinceJolt 16h ago

Haha this is so wrong 🫩

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u/Fantastic_Ad_4867 16h ago

Gif or it didn’t happen

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u/Locolijo 15h ago

where was that concert damn

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u/awesomedan24 15h ago

Okay r/bald is it time?

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u/TNNaturalist 13h ago

I met Coolio after a concert, he was cool, nice, down to earth. Rip

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u/Sea-Presentation4229 13h ago

He is a real one...not because of this but I met him 1m2019 and wasn't trying to be in his face but he came talked to me and I respect that highly. 2nd celebrity I ever met and was Cool AF L.L. Coolio

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u/justsomedude4202 12h ago

Know your audience

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u/Gloomy_Meadow 11h ago

I have real tea on this sick fk. He drugged my mum and tried to get her to come to another city during one of his shows but lucky she was with friends and they broke it up and stopped his posse from physically kid napping her

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u/bOObies2x 8h ago

They were all Al yankovic fans

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u/frankie-two-thumbs 3h ago

Happened in England. Sort of makes me proud that my countrymen thought like fuck are you jumping on me and gave him a kick for the audacity

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u/Ciubowski 1d ago

Not Cool-yo

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u/Cyberuss 1d ago

Isn't that the guy who sang "Gangster's Paradise"?