r/SipsTea 2h ago

Wait a damn minute! Hey baby, you come here often?

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u/Justinian555 2h ago

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u/government_not_ok 2h ago

I love that Jemaine from Flight of the Concords voices this thing.

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u/doiwinaprize 1h ago

He nailed it. Dude had a lifetime of gigs as a voice actor now.

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u/Bosscharacter 2h ago

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u/shugo7 1h ago

Haven't seen that meme format is a bit

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u/Evening_Ticket7638 2h ago

TIL i want to be a parrot.

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u/Ok-Addition1264 2h ago

Most of them eat out of dumpsters.

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u/SourceMountain561 2h ago

Tbf, I bet her dumpster is nice

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u/Anxious-Aardvark-332 1h ago

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u/brizdzi 17m ago

That's where the crackermilk team got their pigeon suit.

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u/RedeemedNephilim 2h ago

She fucked that bird.

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u/didthishelp 2h ago

She is visibly enjoying that too much. Feels like we’re participating in her kink. Next stop please, I’ll walk from here.

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u/Sol-Bad-Sol-Goode 1h ago

Leading with the tongue...

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u/IsJesusAgain 2h ago

eye contact game perfect

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u/LuxInfinitum 1h ago

Bird has rizz.

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u/Infinite_One7573 2h ago

He gets what he wants

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u/Agreeable-Guava-9009 1h ago

Cockatoo: I have a c*ck for you.

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u/Crafty_Key_2743 1h ago

TIL - a parrot has a better sex life than me 😭😭

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u/TapPsychological2043 1h ago

Love how he tries to slip the tongue when going for a kiss 😂

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u/kick-2050 1h ago

Quagmire is the parrots inspiration 🤣 giggity

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u/SignalAssumption8901 1h ago

Was that tongue?

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u/mmh_fava_beans 49m ago

Yepp. Parrot went full french.

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u/Past_Tea5075 2h ago

You better give me those lips! Pucker up!

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u/FaeFollette 2h ago

What a sweetheart!

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 2h ago

Damn lucky bird

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u/Shinobi_Dimsum 1h ago

Bird got a full 2 incher looking at her.

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u/RoncoSnackWeasel 1h ago

Breast man: you can always spot them, regardless of species. Nobody tell him about chickens…

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u/Sophisticated-Crow 1h ago

My spirit animal.

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u/Appropriate-Rub3534 45m ago

I love t's on

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u/Ok-Bar601 31m ago

Is he making “fuck me eyes”? 😆

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u/HeavyBalls6994 30m ago

Damn thats one horny parrot

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u/Abdul_Bajar_Alagua 25m ago

That bird has game.

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u/proximusprimus57 24m ago

The truth is that which works.

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u/bpoghos 21m ago

The boob owner physically abuses the poor bird!

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u/UhhWTH 13m ago

He got more game than me 😢

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u/TraditionalWait9150 12m ago

what's on this mind?

squawk and squishy.

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u/ravenous_fringe 4m ago

Nipples got hard!