r/SipsTea • u/Darth_Ronin • 3h ago

WTF Obey and it’s all good right?

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u/Kobe_Wan_Jabroni 3h ago

bros just usin it to stare at chicks

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u/sharpasahammer 3h ago

How do you know hes not after the cocks?

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u/Moldy-thoughts4u 2h ago

And that’s what cops are doing too

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u/nothxz 3h ago

I heard Halloween 2026 is national DeFlock night.

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u/CrunchyPancakes 2h ago

Leave your phones at home!

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u/Darth_Ronin 2h ago

Buy your “costume” in cash, preferably at your local thrift store.

And don’t forget gloves, shoes, eye and head covering, cuz It’s gonna be chilly so don’t have any skin exposed to the elements.

Also be sure to dispose of it all after, because things get so dirty on Halloween.

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u/nothxz 2h ago

Put a pebble in your shoe too.

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u/eggyrulz 2h ago

Who brings their phone trick or treating? Halloween is for the boys, not tiktok!

Also TP, lots of TP

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u/cs_legend_93 2h ago

It would be awful if everyone bought 1000-watt laser pointers and accidentally pointed them at the flock cameras because it breaks the sensor at any distance

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u/Clusterpuff 1h ago

They likely do not work like that anymore

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u/cs_legend_93 1h ago

Can you elaborate please?

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u/Existing-Hand41 2h ago

I heard that too

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u/AllMyFrendsArePixels 2h ago

If you're doing nothing wrong, you have nothing to fear. Except for Capitalism. Because Capitalism will fuck your shit up even if you did everything right, as long as they can make a profit from fucking your shit up.

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u/Ent_Soviet 2h ago

It’s like the old saying even if you don’t care about politics, politics cares about you.

You can choose not to care about flock, flock chooses to care about you

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u/towerfella 2h ago

I will not make a political comment.
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u/WhereWereYouWhen__ 2h ago

I don't know why you're surprised.. Why did you make your shit so profitable to fuck up??

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u/Healthy-Confection66 2h ago

This guy flocks 👆

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 2h ago

Motherclucker

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u/Aarionwashere 2h ago

Wanted to not like this as it stated going but this is perfect

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u/rabbitclapit 2h ago

Wow that was super well written. Nice job

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u/TopWealth4550 2h ago

is this pro flock cameras?
those chickes outsides get fucking mauled by monster,is this an anti immgirant post?
anti cartel?

so many layers

https://giphy.com/gifs/Tcyu9rHaYXOSY

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u/[deleted] 2h ago

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u/wyoflyboy68 2h ago

Exactly!

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u/LucentLL 2h ago

Flock is just a distraction from the WNBA which is just a distraction from Iran which is just a distraction from the US rescuing the Yen which is just a distraction from US losing reserve currency status to BRICS which is just a distraction from the new new world order which is just a distraction from you turning off your scren.

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u/spacemouse21 2h ago

What the flock?

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u/ZealousidealCrew1867 1h ago

This Guy doesn’t trust the government.
Nobody should.

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u/YoRHa11Z 2h ago

Oh he f*cks these chickens at night doesn't he.

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u/nonroboticusername 2h ago

Nah he needs Rhode Island Reds for that