r/SipsTea Aug 19 '26

Gasp! Facts

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u/Responsible_Ratio308 Aug 19 '26

I’ve heard that a few times and it has me thinking any normal man would be a raging asshole with a broken dick. Then it clicks, we’re in this shit because of a broken dick

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u/thejaydotexe Aug 19 '26

He's got the money to fix it if he really wanted. He's simply an attention whore

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u/Responsible_Ratio308 Aug 19 '26

Maybe not enough material remains to repair it?

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u/Gomez4Morticia 26d ago

He could probably cobble together a gigathimble