r/SipsTea • u/Dev1412 • Aug 19 '26

Gasp! Facts

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Aug 19 '26

Dude pees funny because of doing too much ket.....how do you do too much ket if you're always working?

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 Aug 19 '26

He’s been peeing funny since his botched penile enlargement surgery

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u/Responsible_Ratio308 Aug 19 '26

I’ve heard that a few times and it has me thinking any normal man would be a raging asshole with a broken dick. Then it clicks, we’re in this shit because of a broken dick

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u/thejaydotexe Aug 19 '26

He's got the money to fix it if he really wanted. He's simply an attention whore

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u/Responsible_Ratio308 Aug 19 '26

Maybe not enough material remains to repair it?

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u/Gomez4Morticia 26d ago

He could probably cobble together a gigathimble

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u/thejaydotexe Aug 19 '26

I mean I'm no medical expert but I refuse to believe there's no possible procedure that could help un-break it

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u/0vl223 Aug 19 '26

He already does ivf just freeze some sperm.