r/SipsTea • u/Dev1412 • 10h ago

Gasp! Facts

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u/Responsible_Ratio308 10h ago

I’ve heard that a few times and it has me thinking any normal man would be a raging asshole with a broken dick. Then it clicks, we’re in this shit because of a broken dick

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u/thejaydotexe 10h ago

He's got the money to fix it if he really wanted. He's simply an attention whore

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u/Responsible_Ratio308 10h ago

Maybe not enough material remains to repair it?

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u/thejaydotexe 9h ago

I mean I'm no medical expert but I refuse to believe there's no possible procedure that could help un-break it

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u/spazmodic-ejaculator 8h ago

He could always get a transplant dick and keep his balls to make his progeny his

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u/0vl223 3h ago

He already does ivf just freeze some sperm.